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My Little Portal - Lab Pony

My Little Portal

My Little Portal 2

Now you’re thinking with ponies! Unfortunately the friendship is a lie.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 16, 2011 · 10:19 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (575 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)
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Artistic, My Little Pony, Paranoia, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, TV Shows, Valve Software

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Rule 34p - If it exists there will be a pony of it.
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8 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Cave Johnson here.

Fact: as our test data clearly shows, ponies...

...cannot be trusted.

We need test subjects with about 20% less derpness.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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8 replies · active 730 weeks ago
My Little Portal, My Little Portal
Ah... My Little Portal
I used to wonder what science could be
My Little Portal
Until you all shared its magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful cake
Delicious and moist
Sharing cake
It's an easy lie
And portals make the time pass by
You have My Little Portal
Did you know you're my only best friend?
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
This is obviously the next season to My Little Pony...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Science!
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5 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Welcome, gentleponies, to Aperture Friendship. Unicorns, Pegasi, Alicorns: you're here because we want the best and you are it. So, who is ready to make some friendship? Now you already met pony another on the Carriage ride over so let me introduce mypony Im Doctor Whoof, I own the place. That eager voice you heard is the lovely Princess Luna, my assistant. Rest assured she has transfered your honorarium to the charitable organisation of your choice, isn't that right Luna? She's the backleg of this facility, free as an apple too. Sorry /b/ronies, she's married - to friendship!

Also, i turn 20 today :D i turned twenty and i made my little pony friendship is magic and portal 2 puns :'D *looks for gun*
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Needs to have at least 20% more science.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIejAv3yA7o
Wheatie Pie's twitches are telling her... you might have a minor case of... serious brain-damage.

Wheatie: WHO'S RANDOM NOW, GiLDa?! I AM NOT RANDOM!

GiLDa: I hope you're okay, because I AM AN APPLE. In case this pit isn't really bottomless, would you mind taking off one of those long-fall horseshoes and stuffing me in it?

[/crossover_jokes]
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@shawn
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
hm...wheatley wasn't joking... there WAS a pony farm down there in the pit!
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Needs more Derp (cause that last image portal doesn't make too much sense unless we are the blue portal, to which end, if that's the case, that pony has a looooong fall ahead of her. YAY boots!!!):

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Pinkie Pie would be perfect for this game. She defies physics every episode.
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Pinkie Pie is watching... FOREVEEEEEEEERRRRR...
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I knew Pinkie Pie wasn't just a regular moron.
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Sadly, GLaDOS lacks the ability to do evil dances. No word on whether or not she can put you in trances, however.
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at aperture science we tried many team ups in our cooperative testing initiative. humans, robots, humans with robots, robots who once were humans, but somehow ponies seemed to get along with each other more than any other group. one problem, ponies are stupid! give one a portal device and she would sooner eat it than figure out a complex testing room with lasers and gels. what we had to do was genetically engineer intelligent ponies. we made them different colors and gave them tattoos to tell them apart and then they were running tests together in record times! the ponies also seemed to increase lab morale so that was an added bonus! fact. men love ponies. they also love porn which explains some of the names the boys gave them. unfortunately we cancelled the project when morale reached all time lows as the ponies started failing courses. nothing gets a group down more than seeing a robot scraping away the fried, bullet ridden remains of little old pinkie pie. nice try ponies! better luck next time.

cave johnson, we're done here
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
I wonder how many people gave this one stat solely because of ponies.
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5 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Only about 3 stars?
Damn and I thought Ponies + Portal would be instant 5 stars...
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2 stars?
Guess the little peckers don't like ponies. :(
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Needs more space.
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it must suck for them testing in the name of science.
-not being able to fly
-not being able to walk and use the portal gun at the same time
-constantly destroying companion cubes
-Wheatley's idea of friendship is your death...

You just posted pony hell Shawn.
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so am I to believe this is the new "courage kratos"?
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5 replies · active 730 weeks ago
...and Ironically I started watching MLP when I was waiting for Portal 2 to download, what a surprise.
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Eeeyup.
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At first I was like o_o.

But then my inner love of anthropromorphism was like :D
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6 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Let's be honest...who didn't see this coming?
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
So does this make companion cubes magic?
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Next DLC I hope.
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Well brad, I'd say part is that for a series that is usually squarely aimed at little girls (to make them buy the toys), FiM delivers a lot more than it was expected to do.

Apart from the things you mentioned, there are also great characters, lots of little bits of humor that the target audience probably wouldnt even get, and a lot of other things.
For me personally, the best part is that it delivers those morals without coming of like they are talking down to the kids or tacking them on at the end without any real connection.

Also, Pinkie Pie is hilarious pretty much every second she's on screen.
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Stop! before its too late!
*grabs heart*
(killed by pony with a deathnote)
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Oh.My.Gawd.NO!!!!
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Woo hoo, first time posting, long timer lurking.

But anywho, what is the mega-popular appeal on MLP? I've searched quite a few sites and I still don't QUITE understand it. I even watched about 2-3 episodes midway into the season, never caught my eye as spectacular.

I see the reasoning behind it being liked but not to the level of ponygasm that its at. The show does have great animation, yes. Voice acting is surprisingly good for a show like this, doesn't make my ears bleed. Teaches good morals, and created by the same girl behind powerpuff girls and imaginary friends.

Those are all good things about the show. But... Still don't see why people are completely and absolutely infatuated by it. It's damn near EVERYWHERE. It's to the point where I think a large group of people are in the bandwagon because its sorta like a 'hipster' thing. But if someone truely enjoys it then let them.

So if anyone could answer as to exactly why it's mega popular, would be nice.
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I think shawn went too far this time.

he reached the very limits of time itself, by posting a combination of two things that should never be combined.

(That or I've lost my sense of humor altogether.)
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