He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks.
Wait… what?
By Dorkly
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2011 · 3:47 AM |
Categories: Bad Ideas, Nintendo, Off Duty, Secret Items, SNES, Swordplay, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips, Wild Animals · Leave a comment () 50 Comments |
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And they lived happily ever after?
This shows you how deadly those damn cukcoos can be…..and crafty luring the boy into the woods to peck him to death.
He died like a true hero.
When did he get the sword?
There's nothing I like better then grabbing a big fat cuck with two hands, holding it tight and then trying to hold it over my head.
I do jerk it around a lot and sometimes rel="nofollow">beat it but when I squeeze it over a ledge I fly for a short while and can end up with some new treasure in my hands.
Death would be much more fun if that sound played every time someone got something from a will.
Oh Shawn, you card
I'm pretty sure your description was funnier than the actual video
If only we could all be so lucky, to go out doing the thing we love the most…
First pigs, now human-elves
THE BIRDS ARE EVOLVING!!
THEY ARE GETTING…..angrier…
Wait, seven descendents of the seven sages? Aryl? Where the hell does this take place on the zelda timeline?
…except I'm pretty certain those were female, Shawn. I'm afraid I'm going to have to call fowl on your joke.
Love that Link actually sounded like the Link from the cartoon a little bit.
"Excuuuuuuse me, princess."
Anyone remember the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, hosted by Captain Lou and that other guy. They would show Mario Bros. cartoons all week, except for Friday, when it would be the Legend of Zelda. Am I right? Been ages.
On Link's tombstone:
"Well, at least I had chicken."
IT'S CUCKOOS SHAWN!
Not "Cocks".
Totally different from roosters.
And to his cat Mittens, he leaves his entire vast… boot to the head.
At least he wasn't surrounded by assholes…
wait…
I call dibs on his boomerang…..think about it people, endless fun
Love kill'n cocks with link,pretty much how i died the most in OOT
"Haha. He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks."
*Sees that Shawn had already said that right under the video*
Me: "D'Oh!"
Shawn says surrounded by cocks…I say fine-ass birds.
Who do you think you are, the hero of time?
Don't make me laugh although you're certainly prime
How do you get your sword to fire projectiles so well?
I bet your blacksmith has a dozen stories to tell.
hence my name
Looks like Link…
*sunglasses*
Got a little COCKY!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Well, looks like…
*puts on sunglasses*
One flew over the Cuckoo's nest
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!