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He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks.
Wait… what?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2011 · 3:47 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (152 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Nintendo, Off Duty, Secret Items, SNES, Swordplay, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips, Wild Animals

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There's nothing I like better then grabbing a big fat cuck with two hands, holding it tight and then trying to hold it over my head.
I do jerk it around a lot and sometimes beat it but when I squeeze it over a ledge I fly for a short while and can end up with some new treasure in my hands.
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3 replies · active 722 weeks ago
Death would be much more fun if that sound played every time someone got something from a will.
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3 replies · active 722 weeks ago
On Link's tombstone:
"Well, at least I had chicken."
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He died like a true hero.
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3 replies · active 722 weeks ago
Oh Shawn, you card
I'm pretty sure your description was funnier than the actual video
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2 replies · active 722 weeks ago
IT'S CUCKOOS SHAWN!
Not "Cocks".
Totally different from roosters.
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Wait, seven descendents of the seven sages? Aryl? Where the hell does this take place on the zelda timeline?
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2 replies · active 722 weeks ago
First pigs, now human-elves
THE BIRDS ARE EVOLVING!!
THEY ARE GETTING.....angrier...
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2 replies · active 722 weeks ago
Shawn says surrounded by cocks...I say fine-ass birds.
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And to his cat Mittens, he leaves his entire vast... boot to the head.
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...except I'm pretty certain those were female, Shawn. I'm afraid I'm going to have to call fowl on your joke.
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1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
Love that Link actually sounded like the Link from the cartoon a little bit.
"Excuuuuuuse me, princess."

Anyone remember the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, hosted by Captain Lou and that other guy. They would show Mario Bros. cartoons all week, except for Friday, when it would be the Legend of Zelda. Am I right? Been ages.
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4 replies · active 722 weeks ago
If only we could all be so lucky, to go out doing the thing we love the most...
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This shows you how deadly those damn cukcoos can be.....and crafty luring the boy into the woods to peck him to death.
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1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
At least he wasn't surrounded by assholes...
wait...
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1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
When did he get the sword?
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1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
And they lived happily ever after?
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1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
"Haha. He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks."
*Sees that Shawn had already said that right under the video*
Me: "D'Oh!"
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hence my name
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I call dibs on his boomerang.....think about it people, endless fun
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Well, looks like...
*puts on sunglasses*
One flew over the Cuckoo's nest
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
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Looks like Link...
*sunglasses*
Got a little COCKY!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Everyone one knows Link shouldn't be so COCKY.
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1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
Love kill'n cocks with link,pretty much how i died the most in OOT
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