HEYYY-OOOOO! I’ll be here all night! Tip your waitresses!
By Scott Dewitt [F@NBOY$]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2011 · 6:57 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
After what he's put Halolz through, Kratos earned this.
inb4 FATALITY!
Lies! Kratos was playing golf long before Johnny ever picked up a club! Anyone remember Hot Shots Golf?
Throw away the key, 'cause Kratos just got CAGED!
He got burned so bad, Dan Forden came by just to shout "TOASTY!"
Hey Kratos…U mad?
oh wait your always mad….
It's true, the characters in Mortal Kombat really don't like Kratos http://www.gametrailers.com/video/secret-fataliti…
And that's how Johnny Cage became Halolz's new idol.
How long before Johnny Cage gets his head ripped off? Takin' all bets.
F@nboy$ is updating again?!
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Mo' like God of BORE!
You know, I really felt Kratos didn't deserve this treatment. He lost his family, was used by the gods, lost his daughter again, fought his way through Hades…TWICE.
I felt that way, and then I remembered Courage Kratos and got over it.
Ouch, I think a crotch-punch from Johnny hurts less than that
And this is why you main Johnny Cage.
I really like God of war,(how it was so close to Greek mythology was so cool) but to hell and back 3 times,really?
Halolz version:
"But come on, let's give it up ladies and gentlemen! Kratos, a man so funny, Halolz spat him out twice!"
Community: Twice is an understatement!
Why the Monkey Island tag?
KRAAATOOOS, you look quite down,
With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown!
THEEE WORLD doesn't have to be so
GRAAAAAAAAAAAY
KRAAAATOS, when your life's a mess,
when you're feelin' blue, always in distress,
IIIIIII know what can wash that mad awaaaaay!
Alll you have to do is:
PUT A CHAIN-SWORD THROUGH EVERY GOD'S EAR!
(A Sword in every ear?)
Put your giant chain blades right into their stupid ears!
It's TRUE, (Says who?) so TRUE, once they're in your gloom will disappear!
The god's of the world are hard to fear when in their skulls two chain-swords sear,
So go and put a chain-blade in their ears!
His beard reminds me of something…
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Can't wait to see how the fatality turned out :D
Flawless Victory sums this comic up.
Hit a weak point there, have we Kratos?
Must have dealt massive damage to your ego.
Kratos: You fight like a dairy farmer!
Cage: how appropiate, YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
Kratos has been through the Hades FOUR Times
I like how Kratos has nothing to say. I guess he's just waiting for Cage to finish.
It's only polite to let someone finish speaking before you kill them.
Kratlolz is returning
its like dividing by 0.
OH SHI-
Go die in a hole made by nigahiga, your on the wrong comment page, this is for game humor…
I….I….CANT…..HE SOOO DAMN RIGHT!!!!
I CANT DO ANYTHING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! rel="nofollow">
Whoopsie!!!
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Welp, it's better than Courage Kratos.
…Why is Monkey Island a tag and not Mortal Kombat?
Halolz must hate me, because I keep trying to post the Whoopsie guy that comes out after an epic combo ending with an uppercut, but it keeps deleting him!