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Kratos vs Johnny Cage (comic)

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2011 · 6:57 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (450 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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Artistic, God of War, Monkey Island, Sequential Art, Sony, Weak Points, Williams/Midway

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After what he's put Halolz through, Kratos earned this.
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4 replies · active 729 weeks ago
Throw away the key, 'cause Kratos just got CAGED!
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He got burned so bad, Dan Forden came by just to shout "TOASTY!"
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3 replies · active 729 weeks ago
Hey Kratos...U mad?

oh wait your always mad....
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6 replies · active 729 weeks ago
And that's how Johnny Cage became Halolz's new idol.
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4 replies · active 729 weeks ago
F@nboy$ is updating again?!

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9 replies · active 729 weeks ago
You know, I really felt Kratos didn't deserve this treatment. He lost his family, was used by the gods, lost his daughter again, fought his way through Hades...TWICE.

I felt that way, and then I remembered Courage Kratos and got over it.
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1 reply · active 729 weeks ago
Lies! Kratos was playing golf long before Johnny ever picked up a club! Anyone remember Hot Shots Golf?
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2 replies · active 729 weeks ago
His beard reminds me of something...
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1 reply · active 729 weeks ago
It's true, the characters in Mortal Kombat really don't like Kratos http://www.gametrailers.com/video/secret-fataliti...
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2 replies · active 729 weeks ago
Ouch, I think a crotch-punch from Johnny hurts less than that
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KRAAATOOOS, you look quite down,
With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown!
THEEE WORLD doesn't have to be so
GRAAAAAAAAAAAY
KRAAAATOS, when your life's a mess,
when you're feelin' blue, always in distress,
IIIIIII know what can wash that mad awaaaaay!

Alll you have to do is:
PUT A CHAIN-SWORD THROUGH EVERY GOD'S EAR!
(A Sword in every ear?)
Put your giant chain blades right into their stupid ears!
It's TRUE, (Says who?) so TRUE, once they're in your gloom will disappear!
The god's of the world are hard to fear when in their skulls two chain-swords sear,
So go and put a chain-blade in their ears!
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1 reply · active 729 weeks ago
Mo' like God of BORE!
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How long before Johnny Cage gets his head ripped off? Takin' all bets.
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1 reply · active 729 weeks ago
Halolz version:

"But come on, let's give it up ladies and gentlemen! Kratos, a man so funny, Halolz spat him out twice!"

Community: Twice is an understatement!
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1 reply · active 729 weeks ago
I like how Kratos has nothing to say. I guess he's just waiting for Cage to finish.
It's only polite to let someone finish speaking before you kill them.
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1 reply · active 729 weeks ago
Hit a weak point there, have we Kratos?

Must have dealt massive damage to your ego.
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1 reply · active 729 weeks ago
inb4 FATALITY!
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Kratos: You fight like a dairy farmer!
Cage: how appropiate, YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
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2 replies · active 729 weeks ago
Flawless Victory sums this comic up.
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And this is why you main Johnny Cage.
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Welp, it's better than Courage Kratos.
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Whoopsie!!!
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Kratlolz is returning
its like dividing by 0.
OH SHI-
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Why the Monkey Island tag?
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...Why is Monkey Island a tag and not Mortal Kombat?
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Can't wait to see how the fatality turned out :D
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Halolz must hate me, because I keep trying to post the Whoopsie guy that comes out after an epic combo ending with an uppercut, but it keeps deleting him!
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Kratos has been through the Hades FOUR Times
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7 replies · active 729 weeks ago
I really like God of war,(how it was so close to Greek mythology was so cool) but to hell and back 3 times,really?
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