Portal 2 70’s Style Movie Poster

136 Comments

1. Rain on May 7th, 2011 1:15 am
   

   Chell's leg look suspiciously like a wooden log on the poster
2. Red on May 7th, 2011 1:17 am
   

   "And the oscar for best supporting actor/personality core is:
   The Space Core!"
   *Space Core goes up on stage, gives his speech*
   S.C. "Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!"
3. Coodoo on May 7th, 2011 1:20 am
   

   Groovy
4. Lordshadow on May 7th, 2011 1:22 am
   

   So the lab boys were telling me something about a "Temporal Phenomenon" that resulted in some of our experiments being known a full three decades before we came up with them. Not on my watch. Went back four decades and did 'em then. That'll show time who's boss.
   Cave Johnson, we're done here.
5. Netherrack on May 7th, 2011 1:25 am
   

   I WOULD SO WATCH THAT MOVIE. Imagine the suspense! Evil Birds, Potatos, SPACE! WHAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS?!?
6. ProfessorLuigi on May 7th, 2011 1:39 am
   

   I can really imagine a movie in the 70's with decent to good FX.
   "I can't let you do that, Chell."
7. VaultLegend on May 7th, 2011 1:51 am
   

   An odd thing: "Click here to zoom" only makes it smaller. Need to get the lab boys working on that.
8. Axel X on May 7th, 2011 2:00 am
   

   Because it hasn't been posted enough:

   <img src="http://www.callofdutyblackopsdemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/take_my_money.jpg"&gt;
9. invadingduck on May 7th, 2011 2:03 am
   

   Nothing can be said here that can sum up how awesome this is.

   Memes, you have failed me.
10. Trainer_Black on May 7th, 2011 2:11 am
    

    *movie announcer voice*

    "In a world…"

    "… your reading this in a deep movie announcer voice."
11. Dr.Panda on May 7th, 2011 2:30 am
    

    ……Fund it.
12. MasterLuigi452 on May 7th, 2011 2:45 am
    

    DAMN IT VALVE JUST MAKE A MOVIE ALREADY!!!
13. DrSexington on May 7th, 2011 7:46 am
    

    I'd rather Courage Kratos then more Portal submissions…..there I said it
14. Citrovc4 on May 7th, 2011 7:51 am
    

    This is my new cover art for my copy of the portal soundtrack
15. CriticalQuit on May 7th, 2011 8:07 am
    

    As long as they don't let Lucas anywhere near this, this'd be AMAZING.
16. Chimera17 on May 7th, 2011 8:41 am
    

    Based on the novel by Cave Johnson.
17. femaxunit on May 7th, 2011 9:28 am
    

    MAKE. THIS. NOW.

    I mean, this is epic! I would pay to see this. also, wouldn't that be 2 movies? 1 for co-op 1 for single player. (co-op would be a buddy movie)
18. Wetmang on May 7th, 2011 10:05 am
    

    "She's one bad ass-"
    "Hush yo mouth!"
    "Jus talkin' bout Chell!"
    "We can dig it."
19. Link4all on May 7th, 2011 11:12 am
    

    Chell really looks like Olivia Wilde in this picture…
20. Haeso5 on May 7th, 2011 11:25 am
    

    And up Next is Team Fortress 2…

    Watch a story of Love, Action, Comedy, and the best of all…HATS.
    Here is a trailer of the movie now!

    Pyro1:MFFFFGHFHFFHGHFHGHFHFHGGHGHFHFHGGHGHFHGFHGHGH….
    Pyro2:MFFFFGHGHDHFHGFFGHGGHFHFGHGHFHGHFHGGHFHFHGGH!
21. HughbertEsq on May 7th, 2011 12:29 pm
    

    YOU! REIDFORD!
    YOU ARE CREDIT TO WORLD!

    AW MAH GAWD…
    ITS ON SALE!!!
22. Jones-250 on May 7th, 2011 6:37 pm
    

    Yes, it´s claimed thet the US went to the moon 1969. And that the Vikings sailed to Mars back in 1342.
23. Armetron on May 7th, 2011 7:38 pm
    

    Your hired, Yes you, come, camera, make it, goodby
24. FrEEz on May 7th, 2011 9:40 pm
    

    Am I the only one who thinks she resembles Thirteen from House?

    <img src=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H7vkrOJ3Pdo/SNUTQqF8u6I/AAAAAAAACcs/UZ5oontfE5g/s400/trece1.bmp>
25. Rexxmech on May 7th, 2011 10:14 pm
    

    Wonder if it'll be as good as the Super Mario Bros movie?
26. PortalMan118 on May 7th, 2011 10:23 pm
    

    Directed and produced by Cave Johnson
27. VaultLegend on May 7th, 2011 11:31 pm
    

    We're in space! Space! Space!
28. Cajun Raccoon on May 8th, 2011 10:52 am
    

    Does Halolz have it's own mIrc server?
29. ItsShinyTime on May 8th, 2011 8:32 pm
    

    Oh… oh god… she's pointing the operational end of the device at us and I'm looking at it! I'M LOOKING AT-
30. kinwoop on September 2nd, 2011 10:36 pm
    

    Needs more lemons…..the combustible variety is preferred of course.

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