Grand Theft Artoo

31 Comments

1. Kevvo on May 6th, 2011 12:31 pm
   

   (Phone rings)
   "I say Artoo, it is me, your constant friend and companion C-3PO! Would you like to go bowling?"
   (Angry series of whistles and beeps)
   "Very well, Artoo, some other time perhaps."
2. Darkangelsv1 on May 6th, 2011 12:32 pm
   

   You should see the achievement list on this game:
   >Steal the Plans and escape the Star Destroyer. (100G)
   >Push a Protocol Droid off a small ledge. (90G)
   >Drag the severed head of a Protocol Droid several metres. (20G)
   >Know everything about the Clone Wars and Anakin Skywalker yet never tell Luke Skywalker about it. (9001G)
   Among others.
3. invadingduck on May 6th, 2011 12:50 pm
   

   Cloud City Stories
4. Wetmang on May 6th, 2011 12:58 pm
   

   Why do I think that Artoo just had "They See Me Rollin'" playing in his head since he left his docking station on the Naboo Cruiser?
   "This is all your fault!"
   "…they hatin'"
   "Artoo? ARTOOOO!? Where are you!?"
   "Ride clean as hell so I pull in ladies…"
   "Yub Yub, meecha co yub yub!"
   "They see me-…Oh that's it!" *self destructs taking the whole damn village*
5. SirNumel on May 6th, 2011 1:33 pm
   

   But Shawn, the Jawas did just pick Artoo up and walk off with him -- in the first twenty minutes of the first movie!
6. Kinockun on May 6th, 2011 2:18 pm
   

   One star=A storm trooper coming after you
   Two stars=A few storm troopers
   Three stars= They start coming in vehicles
   Four stars=TIE fighters start to shoot at you
   Five stars=The Death Star blows up whatever planet you happen to be on at the time
7. HughbertEsq on May 6th, 2011 2:21 pm
   

   YELLOW SPEEDER!
8. Ice32796 on May 6th, 2011 4:32 pm
   

   I wonder how the multiplayer would be, oh wait it's still down!
9. spaghettiweegee on May 6th, 2011 4:32 pm
   

   Jackin' cars in the stars.
   Killin' whores during wars.

   Grand Theft Artoo in two lyrics.
10. Ryu_Bonkosi on May 6th, 2011 4:52 pm
    

    Fitting, the only games for the PS3 are imaginary.
11. Axel X on May 6th, 2011 5:11 pm
    

    It's only fitting that the final mission have to do with facing Vader. I mean he worked with the guy for years, helped build him up into a position of power, and then the two are on opposing sides of war.
12. AdeptIsaac on May 6th, 2011 6:17 pm
    

    Don't do it, Artoo! In the words of the highly-esteemed Admiral Ackbar…

    IT'S A TRAP!!!
13. TheSpaceCore on May 6th, 2011 6:20 pm
    

    ….aw.
14. tmotom on May 6th, 2011 6:48 pm
    

    Grand Theft Artoo comes exclusively on PS3 with a Password and Credit Card Hacker!
15. Some Jerk on May 6th, 2011 9:58 pm
    

    Dear Darkangelsv1,

    *SLAPS* R2 and C3PO were abducted in episode 4 shortly after escaping the clutches of Darth Vader by the Jawas. R2 not only got “fixed” by the Jawas but also got zapped before he was “fixed”. Electrocution tends to have a negative effect on a lot of things; oddly enough, electronics are included in that list.

    Oh yeah, and to my knowledge it is never specified that Luke actually learns to properly communicate with R2. C3PO is a walking translator after all… Kind of need it when one of your best friends is higher than Michael Jackson in tight pants… *FLEES*
16. AuraMaster on May 6th, 2011 11:14 pm
    

    Darth Vader chokes a security guard. "What have you done with the personal data I entered into the Playstation Network?"

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