Aw, you don’t want to kick Kratos out of the limelight already do you? The poor guy has been waiting forever to return to the spotlight here! Who knew down deep he was actually a very emotional guy? Still waters run deep!
By Darth_Destro
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 5:56 AM
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Categories: Depressing, God of War, Irony, Playstation, Sony · Leave a comment (30 Comments) |
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Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!
By WhiteLightning
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM
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Categories: Advice Meme, Anime, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, God of War, Playstation, Sony · Leave a comment (39 Comments) |
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I have heard your cries, loyal readers! I’ll take a break from the courage Kratos submissions, and instead post what you guys really want… My Little Pony crossovers!
When he agreed to be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, this isn’t what he had in mind!
By lizkay, submitted by Paulrus and Caelun_Niveus
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 9:32 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, God of War, My Little Pony, Sony, Wild Animals · Leave a comment (58 Comments) |
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Unlike most kombatants, Kratos knows the only true ultimate fatality is to essentially double murder your opponent!
By Bravo Buster
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 4:25 PM
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Categories: Advice Meme, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Overkill, Playstation, Sony · Leave a comment (54 Comments) |
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Kratos actually does enjoy a good laugh, he’s just… laughing on the inside…
By SoupyTwist
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 11:07 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Extreme CloseUp, God of War, Sony · Leave a comment (36 Comments) |
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Usually when they throw some character from another game into a popular fighting game franchise it seems super weird… but man, Kratos just fits into the new Mortal Kombat perfectly!
Submission by Caelun_Niveus
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 6:06 AM
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A man has needs! And Gods only fall for lies so often!
By Matt G-raffe
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 3:23 AM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Advice Meme, God of War, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment · Leave a comment (34 Comments) |
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I’ve been thinking for a while about how the site doesn’t really have much to do with Halo anymore… and people have mentioned it as well, so I’ve decided… why not rebrand the site to something a little more recent in video games? That’s why I’m proud to announce that today Halolz is officially changing it’s name to Kratlolz!
The all new Kratlolz will be your premiere source for video game humor for all your favorite games, including a wide variety of titles like God of War, God of War 2, God of War 3, God of War: Chains of Olympus, God of War: Betrayal, God of War: Ghost of Sparta… and even other lesser known titles like Hot Shots Golf and the latest Mortal Kombat title! Really the entire world of video gaming is now covered!
I hope you guys are as excited about the new site as I am!
Keep those great Kratos themed submissions coming!
[Super cheeful Kratos artwork by horn-dogs, submitted by Franziska]
*NOTE IF YOU DON’T SEE OUR AWESOME NEW BANNER ARTWORK YOU MAY NEED TO HIT REFRESH A BUNCH OF TIMES!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 12:57 AM
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Categories: Artistic, God of War, News, Sony · Leave a comment (129 Comments) |
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Submissions are now closed, be sure to check out our new site!
Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?