FUCK SCIENCE

151 Comments

1. Totema on April 28th, 2011 4:47 am
   

   She's going to miss the hydrated protein gruel that science gave her when she can't find food on her own.
2. CaveJohnson on April 28th, 2011 5:03 am
   

   Gain portal gun

   Shoot a fucking hole in the moon!
3. BoxeyBrown on April 28th, 2011 5:07 am
   

   Outside is overrated…
   I'd much rather be inside a futuristic science facility with a freaking portal gun!
4. Spireal on April 28th, 2011 5:11 am
   

   Hmmm…Spoil ?
5. Big Appleton on April 28th, 2011 5:23 am
   

   I’d love to, but Cave Johnson’s been “doing” science nonstop since the 50’s
6. Henry_Wong on April 28th, 2011 5:25 am
   

   Science will be the only thing that'll save you if you don't get out of that rain anytime soon
7. X_Intolerable_X on April 28th, 2011 5:26 am
   

   We should start a "wet t-shirt" category.
8. VyseRogueKing on April 28th, 2011 5:53 am
   

   Awesome but what else to expect from the kin of Neil Cicierega a man composed of pure awesome.
9. GameboyPATH on April 28th, 2011 5:56 am
   

   Then Chell remembered that she was still in the Half-Life universe and got impaled by a strider.
10. strayjohno on April 28th, 2011 6:00 am
    

    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here: FUCK SCIENCE!
11. RemielChibus on April 28th, 2011 6:14 am
    

    This is a dirty image! Why is Chel getting wet on top of the companion cube? I demand this be censored!
12. ThatOneDude on April 28th, 2011 6:15 am
    

    Out…side?
13. Pioneer1 on April 28th, 2011 6:22 am
    

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-mariokart-fuckthepolice.gif"&gt;
14. Ryu_Bonkosi on April 28th, 2011 6:39 am
    

    Doug Rattmann would be proud.
15. Combatbeaver on April 28th, 2011 6:44 am
    

    I…I now have a sudden craving for an aperture t-shirt right now…
16. Marzen on April 28th, 2011 6:58 am
    

    But outside has science. Like that rain.

    Solidified H2O molecules in clouds become too heavy for the cloud to bear and must release their weight in the form of small H2O molecules which then fall into the ground to evaporate, and-

    *pulled off stage*
17. Tael on April 28th, 2011 7:04 am
    

    Fuck science!? But wherever will we get our combustible lemons and mantis-men?
18. Smirky on April 28th, 2011 7:07 am
    

    It's time to make science and chew bubblegum…..and fuck science!
19. spplmj on April 28th, 2011 7:51 am
    

    I heard that Caroline liked to fuck science a lot.
20. Alpar on April 28th, 2011 8:22 am
    

    Pssh. Who needs company when you've got a Companion Cube anyway?
21. Tartaurus on April 28th, 2011 8:29 am
    

    I will never wash off the gels Chell. You have allllllll kinds of cancer I'm afraid.
22. invadingduck on April 28th, 2011 10:46 am
    

    Screw the Science, I have money!
23. TheUnknownNoob on April 28th, 2011 3:53 pm
    

    Fuck Science

    Get Cubes.
24. Alpar on April 28th, 2011 4:49 pm
    

    Wait up. We're all coming with you.
25. quaker171 on April 28th, 2011 4:51 pm
    

    BLOW them away? I don't know… last year's really SUCKED.
26. seanhl on April 28th, 2011 4:51 pm
    

    because now they don't chafe, or accidentally "crudely amputate" but wait, what about rel="nofollow">F.I.S.T.O
27. CriticalQuit on April 28th, 2011 5:47 pm
    

    Chell has done enough science to last a lifetime. Several, actually. So yeah, time to enjoy some nice peaceful time not thinking.
28. BTSnoogans on April 28th, 2011 6:19 pm
    

    Fuck Science?

    Now, there's a phrase I never expected to hear on Halolz.
29. Lucas of Twinleaf on April 28th, 2011 9:29 pm
    

    …wait
    YOU AREN'T KIDDING
    Wow…
    If that keeps up the whole of Rocketboom will be BOUGHT by the Cheezburger (intentionally spelt like that as it's the officla spelling) Network!
30. dekuskrub1 on April 28th, 2011 10:39 pm
    

    that sounds painful
31. Jimmy on April 28th, 2011 10:57 pm
    

    FUCK SCIENCE, I HAVE MAGIC!!!
    <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091215090636/jackiechanadventures/images/8/86/Uncle.png"&gt;
32. Jimmy on April 28th, 2011 11:43 pm
    

    Or one in denial…
33. Wetmang on April 29th, 2011 12:30 am
    

    Aperture Science: We do what we must to cover nipples.
34. GazzyW007 on April 29th, 2011 5:15 am
    

    YEAH, YEAH, FUCK THE LEMONS!
35. Peterdivine on April 29th, 2011 11:31 pm
    

    Another one for the Church of the Mirthful Messiahs.

    FUCK SCIENCE
    *Picture of Gamzee*
    BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
36. Netherrack on May 1st, 2011 1:32 am
    

    The Companion Cube will always be by her side. Of course, until it gets the money for a bus fare.
37. TBman256 on May 2nd, 2011 11:00 am
    

    anyone else think she looks yonger in the second one?

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