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Hipster P-body

I know what you’re thinking… what about Black Mesa? Man, Black Mesa is just too mainstream!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2011 · 12:05 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (206 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)
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Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Serious Business, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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"It's a horn rimmed glass. You've probably never heard of it, you have two eyes."
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9 replies · active 726 weeks ago
Of course Aperture's underground.

It was started with a Cave.
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5 replies · active 727 weeks ago
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke, you probably didn't get it.
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1 reply · active 727 weeks ago
Anyone else notice that that's a Portal 1 screenshot? It has the old cube, door and textures. Might be a custom map but still.

inb4 "Official maps are too mainstream, I only play custom maps"
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3 replies · active 727 weeks ago
Grenades are far to mainstream for me, so I use combustable lemons.
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4 replies · active 727 weeks ago
Four walls, a ceiling, and a floor? Too mainstream.
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8 replies · active 727 weeks ago
Aperture Science?Too main stream

I live at the Rapture,its probaly too deep to you understand.
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This picture is false! A real hipster wouldn't be caught DEAD with a Portal Gun considering it's been out of Beta for hundreds of years already.
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2 replies · active 727 weeks ago
Hipster Turret: I'm different.
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1 reply · active 727 weeks ago
Black Mesa is such a sellout. Honestly, why does Gordan Freeman bother to wear the glasses?
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2 replies · active 727 weeks ago
This site will become PORTOLZ.moc

Why .moc? Because .com is too mainstream.
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1 reply · active 727 weeks ago
I still don't know who this Black Mesa after beating Portal 1...
Anyone kind enough to educate me?
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10 replies · active 727 weeks ago
Human testing? Yeah I suppose that's cool. Robots are where its really at though. You wouldn't understand.
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Robot bodies are too mainstream
*Hipster POTaDOS*
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I was going to do parody of Cave Johnson's quotes where he starts recording messages for the hobos to fit with Hipsters... but, really, they work perfectly as they are already. O.O
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1 reply · active 727 weeks ago
GLaDOS little monsters.
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Hipster Chell:
I was testing... before robots
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"I don't shoot blue/orange portals. That's too conformist. I shoot black and light black portals."
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Knowing Valve they're probably going to include this stuff in the online store
"Online store? you just crazy Hugh" I hear you say
Oh Really?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYASdWwcG1Y
Fuck'n Valve
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You want to know what we do here at Aperture? We'd tell you, but public knowledge is too mainstream and not nearly underground enough.
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Looks like aperture.......

....Just got CAVEd in!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Hi-P-Body-Ster
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Metro-sexual P-Body wants to fight Atlas.
Wait they can't?
Well good luck at completing the tests... http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/25/video-pokemon-in...
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Those aren't the homicidal robots. Those are hipsters. We sell those too.
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Anyone else reminded of a reboot character when they see this?... mixed with a Hitler haircut?
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I'm a sentry with a portal gun, lasers and machine guns were just too mainstream.
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funny, a hipster using a mainstream graphics card, because that screencap looks terrible
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is it just me or do hipsters and stereotypical representations just piss you off as much as it does me?
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Pfft, I was around before robots could use portals.
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Black Mesa was just... too MAINSTREAM.
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God, when will the Hipster jokes stop?
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1 reply · active 727 weeks ago
Wow really? Another Hipster parody?
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5 replies · active 726 weeks ago

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