Class tomorrow

101 Comments

1. spplmj on April 21st, 2011 1:16 pm
   

   The prof canceled class…

   for science!
2. DemoraFairy on April 21st, 2011 1:22 pm
   

   You just know he cancelled it so he could play Portal as well.
3. Ichiinu on April 21st, 2011 1:26 pm
   

   While he seems nice on the outside, that professor is secretly engineering lemons to burn down your house with.
4. MC Ninja on April 21st, 2011 1:45 pm
   

   I too was "sick" that day.

   I ended up missing the memo that I had an AP Calculus and an AP Government quiz the next day and completely bombed both quizes.

   Was it worth it?
   Hell yeah!
5. Alpar on April 21st, 2011 1:47 pm
   

   I dunno what you're talking about, teacher, but I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

   Did I also mention that I feel fantastic and I'm still alive?

   We're just cancelling class for Portal 2. Clearly anyone who disagrees is a fun barring monster.
6. VigilanteSpider on April 21st, 2011 1:48 pm
   

   This was a triumph.
7. SonicsmyName on April 21st, 2011 1:49 pm
   

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8. RemielChibus on April 21st, 2011 2:19 pm
   

   Your test results say you are a horrible person. That’s what it says. You’re a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.
9. RemielChibus on April 21st, 2011 2:20 pm
   

   "Your test results say you are a horrible person. That's what it says. You're a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
10. Leo E. on April 21st, 2011 2:32 pm
    

    Look at the bottom of the picture.

    Pink shoes.
11. Oddwan on April 21st, 2011 2:39 pm
    

    There's a hole in the sky… through which I can fly.
12. MasterLuigi452 on April 21st, 2011 2:40 pm
    

    I still have my free legit Portal 1 thx for CoF forum, but didn't finish it…
    My brain is not smart enough to solve all the puzzles.
    Wonder how hard Portal 2 is…
13. CriticalQuit on April 21st, 2011 2:43 pm
    

    I have a lot of negative things to say about my school district, but one thing they got right…

    Spring break started this week. I was able to beat Portal 2's single player the day it came out :D
14. CriticalQuit on April 21st, 2011 2:47 pm
    

    He has to test! So tomorrow, there will be a test. It will be about science.

    What kind of science?

    Aperture Science of course!
15. DarthShadow91 on April 21st, 2011 2:54 pm
    

    April 19th, 2011, is the day that Skynet, a malevolent murderous AI, goes online.

    April 19th, 2011, is the day that Portal 2, a game featuring Glados, a malevolent murderous AI, is released.

    I'll just leave this little tidbit of info here………….
16. TheUnknownNoob on April 21st, 2011 2:55 pm
    

    Bog blast it, why are my teachers not that awesome?
17. BoxeyBrown on April 21st, 2011 4:13 pm
    

    BEST… TEACHER… EVER!!!
18. Timey16 on April 21st, 2011 4:28 pm
    

    How come I don't own Portal 2 yet?
    *Looks at bank account*

    Oh yeah… Shogun 2, Okamiden, the 3DS, Pokemon White, Dragon Age II….

    Curse you 2011 for releasing the awesome games (or lets say the hyped ones) so early!

    Guess I will have to go with Portal 1 and A LOT of custom Maps :P
19. EroGod on April 21st, 2011 4:29 pm
    

    It's obviously fake. You could never get a full signal bar with AT&T…
20. Axel X on April 21st, 2011 5:07 pm
    

    Sorry teach, but they told me if I ever miss out on Portal 2 I'll die.
21. HughbertEsq on April 21st, 2011 5:58 pm
    

    I think that instead of sending the notes to each of his students, he should convert them into a series of talking potato batteries… but with voices set on scornful
22. Toldry on April 21st, 2011 6:29 pm
    

    It took me about 6 hours 40 minutes to complete single-player mode the day of the release, and at the same day in the evening I played with friend to do the co-op mode and we finished chapters 1 through 4 before we went to bed.

    The next day we did chapter 5 and by then we both burned through most of portal 2 in a bit over a day.

    I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
23. Dr. Borok on April 21st, 2011 6:36 pm
    

    Hope this happens when Skyrim comes out…
24. Jaser965 on April 21st, 2011 8:24 pm
    

    And lo and behold, this became known as the "portalitis epidemic", and no cure has been made to this day…
25. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 21st, 2011 8:51 pm
    

    Irony: I only had one lecture that day. I made it to said lecture due to the re-installation of Portal 2. I think steam has it in for me, first I had to reinstall, then I didn't get my Super Meat Boy reward… life is cruel
26. Skandradron on April 21st, 2011 9:51 pm
    

    "I have already have had several…" Really hope this person wasn't an English teacher.
27. EphEphEcksIII on April 21st, 2011 10:37 pm
    

    AweO
    Osome

    Edit: Curses html fail!
28. AuraMaster on April 22nd, 2011 12:53 am
    

    Even though the teacher called their bluff, for the students this was a triumph.
29. Luigi676 on April 22nd, 2011 10:27 am
    

    Nearly all of the last Portal related posts I've seen on Reddit days ago.

    *puts on hipster glasses*
30. Uzumakiclan43 on April 22nd, 2011 1:28 pm
    

    Hooray for viral marketing! But seriously, what if he was the teacher? Now, wouldn't the situation be entirely different?
31. PortalMan118 on April 22nd, 2011 7:23 pm
    

    It doesn't matter that he canceled class, I still had to do Testing
32. VaultLegend on April 23rd, 2011 12:34 am
    

    Honesty is for people who don't have game-friendly professors.
33. sisseltheundeadcat on April 23rd, 2011 1:07 am
    

    You know this game came out on my birthday. my golden birthday actually. so you can imagine my surprise when I actually DID get cake. and not once but TWICE.
34. Ovahdrive on April 23rd, 2011 10:31 am
    

    Did someone call in sick from Halolz submissions?
35. HughbertEsq on April 23rd, 2011 2:57 pm
    

    SHAWN
    Y U NO POST MORE POSTS?
36. Vabolo on April 23rd, 2011 9:25 pm
    

    They won't let me take tests at my school, because my tenacity is at the 99th percentile. My proctor noted that I am abnormally stubborn. I never give up. EVER.
37. GaryMotherFuckingOak on April 23rd, 2011 11:50 pm
    

    This is strange. They told me if I commented on halolz, I would die!
38. general Mudkip on April 24th, 2011 11:55 am
    

    3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAYS since the last post.
39. PewnyPL on April 24th, 2011 6:42 pm
    

    Hmmmm, it's been 3 days since last post… Is Shawn playing Portal 2?
    *checks Steam* StacMaster-S Last Online: 3 days ago
    I guess not…
    Wait, what's this…

    Anime Boston
    April 22nd-24th

    They don't have internet in Boston or something?

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