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FIRST, CAKES. NOW, POTATOES.

It’s a cruel career path, but you’d think all those hats would cheer the employees up a little!
By Josué Pereira [NerfNow]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 19, 2011 · 12:40 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (260 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Artistic, Depressing, Half-Life, Portal, Sequential Art, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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IN B4 GABEN ATE ALL THE FOOD
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18 replies · active 724 weeks ago
Hmmm.... It'll be another hour before my copy is fully downloaded.

PONY TIME. *clicks on divx player*

"My Little Pony~ My Little Pony~ Ahhhhh~..."
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3 replies · active 725 weeks ago
This comic features too many seashells and not enough hats.
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6 replies · active 725 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 725 weeks ago
The saying "I'll eat my hat" may actually come true...
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1 reply · active 725 weeks ago
They call me...
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...Tater Sack.
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9 replies · active 725 weeks ago
Nice to see that Gaben has decided to share his daily food intake with the rest of the Valve staff...
*reads again*

And now it's going to be delayed again.

Oh, well. LET'S PLAY PORTAL 2!
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1 reply · active 725 weeks ago
Instead of saying Half Life 3 shouldn't that say Episode 3?
Half Life: 1998, Half Life 2: 2004, Half Life 2 ep 2: 2007, Half Life 3: 2030??
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1 reply · active 725 weeks ago
Valve is giving their workers' food to the masses...

...also...

I guess the cake wasn't a lie after all, if you're the girl in the cartoon
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1 reply · active 725 weeks ago
So... if they don't get food until Half-Life 3 is done, does that mean they're never allowed to eat again?
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Why would you 'eat' the potatoes? Just make them into vodka.
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1 reply · active 725 weeks ago
Why does a tentacle need an inner tube?
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4 replies · active 725 weeks ago
A potato swimming pool... one can only dream...
Also, one can only dream about the topless seashell-abusing female engie in said spud pond. And a tentacle.
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Nice top. Seems completely random, but not complaining.
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So, Robin Walker's obsession with hats is due to hunger-related dementia. It all makes sense.
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For the sake of Nerf Now tradition.

*highlights area with seashells*

MINE!
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damit shawn, stop posting comics that i just read, you're making my mornings unproductive... oh wait
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you'd think that would make em finish episode 3 faster...
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Valve: Hats for everyone. Even the potatoes, apparently.
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THIS IS A NECCICARY LAW FOR VALVE
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4 replies · active 725 weeks ago
HL3 may as well be the next Duke Nukem Forever.

"Half-Life Forever", if you will.
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Valve is stealing company policies again.

...Wait, no, they're actually going to give them food after they work. Never mind, it's different.
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Potatoes, Potatoes, Potatoes, This spud's for you! If anyone gets the reference they get a thumgs up.
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2 replies · active 725 weeks ago
If it makes GLaDOS feel better, the crow that almost ate her as a potato is probably the crow eaten by a barnacle in Half-Life 2.
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Well, at least they have hats
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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
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Potato, potato. Tomato, tomato. Ohh wait... That doesn't work when you're reading it... Uhhh.... I... I have no idea... umm... uhh.... inb4 having no idea.
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Why is the Little Mermaid in Gaben's potatoes?
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