It’s a cruel career path, but you’d think all those hats would cheer the employees up a little!
By Josué Pereira [NerfNow]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 19, 2011 · 12:40 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Depressing, Half-Life, Portal, Sequential Art, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 80 Comments |
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Nice to see that Gaben has decided to share his daily food intake with the rest of the Valve staff…
*reads again*
And now it's going to be delayed again.
Oh, well. LET'S PLAY PORTAL 2!
IN B4 GABEN ATE ALL THE FOOD
So, Robin Walker's obsession with hats is due to hunger-related dementia. It all makes sense.
This comic features too many seashells and not enough hats.
Hmmm…. It'll be another hour before my copy is fully downloaded.
PONY TIME. *clicks on divx player*
"My Little Pony~ My Little Pony~ Ahhhhh~…"
They call me…
<img src="http://andtheycallmecrazy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/tater-salad.jpg?w=190&h=266" alt="some_text">
…Tater Sack.
THIS IS A NECCICARY LAW FOR VALVE
The saying "I'll eat my hat" may actually come true…
Valve: Hats for everyone. Even the potatoes, apparently.
Valve is giving their workers' food to the masses…
…also…
I guess the cake wasn't a lie after all, if you're the girl in the cartoon
Instead of saying Half Life 3 shouldn't that say Episode 3?
Half Life: 1998, Half Life 2: 2004, Half Life 2 ep 2: 2007, Half Life 3: 2030??
Why would you 'eat' the potatoes? Just make them into vodka.
you'd think that would make em finish episode 3 faster…
Thanks for clearing up who is it, thought it was a mermaid for some reason :P. The one in her hand doesn't look like a potato, looks like a pastry of some sorta
Nice top. Seems completely random, but not complaining.
It has something to do with sales on steam. Where a bunch of games gets a discount of 75%. the portal buch is call the potato sack.
damit shawn, stop posting comics that i just read, you're making my mornings unproductive… oh wait
So… if they don't get food until Half-Life 3 is done, does that mean they're never allowed to eat again?
I love how these pictures went right down the line, from "funniest" to "crap".
Why does a tentacle need an inner tube?
Nope.avi, Every time yo call him fat. He ruins a game. (Dont get the joke? Well, Gabe disabled all modding possibilities in TF2, rendering VS SAXTON HALE, Zombie Fortress and all ridiculously OP admin weapons useless.)
HL3 may as well be the next Duke Nukem Forever.
"Half-Life Forever", if you will.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Why is the Little Mermaid in Gaben's potatoes?
Well, at least they have hats
If it makes GLaDOS feel better, the crow that almost ate her as a potato is probably the crow eaten by a barnacle in Half-Life 2.
<img src="http://img854.imageshack.us/f/gabe.png/">
Potatoes, Potatoes, Potatoes, This spud's for you! If anyone gets the reference they get a thumgs up.
Valve is stealing company policies again.
…Wait, no, they're actually going to give them food after they work. Never mind, it's different.
For the sake of Nerf Now tradition.
*highlights area with seashells*
MINE!
Potato, potato. Tomato, tomato. Ohh wait… That doesn't work when you're reading it… Uhhh…. I… I have no idea… umm… uhh…. inb4 having no idea.