Excursion Funnel – Click here to zoom!
Pneumatic Diversity Vent – Click here to zoom!
Aperture Science appreciates your willingness to take part in our highly rigorous testing procedures! Be assured, any and all sacrifices you will make during this testing phase will aid the progress of science. Of course failure to comply with Aperture testing protocols may result in sudden onset of sleep, nasuea or sudden cases of death.
Source of these blueprints are unknown, possibly official wallpapers?
Thermal Discouragement Beam – Click here to zoom!
Repulsion Gel – Click here to zoom!
Aerial Faith Plate – Click here to zoom!
Propulsion Gel – Click here to zoom!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 15, 2011 · 6:17 AM
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Needs more Companion Cube
All this Aperture Science is making me wonder when Black Mesa will quit sitting around and give us Episode 3.
….or maybe that's just what their plan was all along.. hm…
We here at the Aperture Science Testing Center would like to remind you that the Excursion Funnel cannot speak. If in the unlikely instance where the Excursion Funnel does speak, we suggest you ignore its advice.
If we somehow survive the liquid asbestos tunnel will there be cake?
Propulsion gel? "Wheeeeeee~" *fizzles out*
i could use one of them aerial faith plates when the in-laws are over…
The Enrichment Centre is required to remind you that you will be propelled, and then there will be wallpapers.
All that i can think of when i see those little Valve stick/paper guys is this…
<img src="http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/f/f7/Portal_paper_mario1.png/228px-Portal_paper_mario1.png" alt="" width="228" height="228" />
What could be more epic then a Paper Mario/ Portal crossover?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK thats who!
Repulsion Gel?
Propulsion Gel?
I…..I'm pretty sure I don't want the Cake anymore.
These are from the Portal ARG, and have been on the ARG wiki for months…don't know why it's taken so long to get up here though.
New background.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
I got yer source right here.
The Aperture "Projectile Diet": calorie-reduction plan supplemented with our gel products, participants may only consume what does not fling itself from a bodily orifice, natural or newly created.
-thinks- What would happen if I was to mix the Propulsion and Repulsion gel?
Tick-Tock…
Anyone else saw the timer Valve put up at http://www.aperturescience.com/a/b/c/d/g/h/abcdgh…
*Meanwhile, at Aperture Science*
*Spit take*
Another blueprint leak!?!
*Goes onto PA*
Let it be known that here at Aperture Science, that we are working on a number of other projects as well, including, but not limited to, sentry shower curtains, portal shower curtains, shower curtains with artificial intelligence, and other integrations of our shower curtain technologies. The blueprints are located right on the inside wall of our unnecessary waste mass incinerators. A friendly reminder to all Aperture Science employees, that Aperture Science is no longer responsible for the safety of employees who attempt to ruin the advantage we have over Black Mesa. Any employee who is caught distributing classified material to outside sources will be terminated and forced from the premises.
Remember, here at Aperture Science, We Care for the Paying Customer, (More than at Black Mesa)
Speaking of… http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/
GO GET YOUR POTATOS PEOPLE!
Boil'em, mash'em stick'em in a stew, do whatever you want with them, just GET THEM!
Edit: Actually, turns out you just need to have the game running to count as a "CPU" Right now everyone is focusing on the "Wonderful End of the World" so just have that running (you don't even need to be actively playing) in the background.
All these devices were found insufficient when the Aperture Science Crusher Plate was introduced. Now the only device necessary to every day living is the Aperture Science Crusher Plate. Any suggestion to the contrary will result in immediate testing of the Aperture Science Crusher Plate ON YOUR FACE!
Are they even thinking with portals anymore?
Cures for mercury poisoning.
Hey, Shawn scanned that Game Informer I got last year! Cool beans.
These were part of some magazine's (I think game informers) original story break on portal 2.
I'ts kind of sad that the Pneumatic Diversity Vent isn't used for the purpose that thay showed in the video for it, I't appears only a few times. 1) after the nurotoxin generateor imploded 1 sucks you in 2)befor battleing Wheatly 3) used at the end of the 1st set of test chambers ins Co-Op to shoot a Laser Redirectiton cube into the air to grab befor it falls back in the tube. Relly it's not used much atall. (sad, I was rly looking forword to it befor Portal 2 was released.)
I don't use the Pneumatic Diversity Vent, I use THE MOON