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FRIENDS FOREVER!

Wait didn’t Brock ditch him for a little while during the Johto league? Also wasn’t that short period THE BEST TIME OF HIS LIFE? Dude should think about moving on!
By Bryan Lacie [KakuJomics], submitted by spplmj

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 13, 2011 · 1:04 PM 
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Anime, Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, Pokémon, Rage Enducing, Sequential Art, Strike A Pose, TV Shows

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4 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Misty "I got a gym!"
May "I got fame!"
Dawn "I got fame!"

Brock: "I got a rock..."
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11 replies · active 732 weeks ago
This was when Brock decided he should ditch Ash and enter politics...
He is now the president of the United States of America!
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10 replies · active 733 weeks ago
OBJECTION!

The final panel clearly shows Brock's eyes. Everyone knows he doesn't have any.
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14 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Looks like Brock just hit...

*Put on glasses*

Rock bottom.

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*
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1 reply · active 733 weeks ago
True...he left so he could make pokemon food and breed pokemon....just to get in a girls pants.

He's trying his hardest :3
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6 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Gary MotherF$%^&*g Oak never hung out with Ash from the start. The key to his success...
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2 replies · active 733 weeks ago
We all know why Brock (In the German Version he is actually named Rokko, as if there would be so much of a difference, why can't they keep calling him Brock?) REALLY sticks with Ash!

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1 reply · active 733 weeks ago
We need MORE humiliation!



...and of course, more Super Effective.
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Looks like Ash...

*drops sunglasses*

Damn. Hang on a sec...
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7 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Lucky for Brock, this is all just Ash's coma fantasy.
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6 replies · active 733 weeks ago
two of my submissions in a row?

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1 reply · active 733 weeks ago
I stopped watching the anime around Orange Islands.

Best decision of my life.
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10 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Remember the first anime season in kanto?
*sigh*
now we have the disappointment of the latest seasons now... I miss Misty :<
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Come to thing of it, Ash has never won a single pokemon league except for that one in Orange Islands that no one cares about (lol sea shell badges). The guy just radiates fail. The gen 5 gals are catching on to this wont touch him with a 3 foot pole.
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1 reply · active 733 weeks ago
Brock Pokebreeder has gone Berzerk.
Ash Pokecatcher has been slain.
Misty Watermaster has been slain.
May Prettymon has been slain.
Daisy Prettymon has been slain.
Brock Pokebreeder has been adopted by a Pikachu.
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6 replies · active 733 weeks ago
I want to point out that brock is not in the current season
and has been replaced with the wimpyer Cilan (also a gym leader)
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8 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Aww, look at forever alone. He loves it when people are not forever alone!
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1 reply · active 733 weeks ago
Really, we have no one but ourselves to blame for Brock's suffering. As Shawn said, Brock left the group for a little while... and then the fans promptly flipped out. He was back in the next season. I dunno, maybe we just like watching him flail around?
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1 reply · active 733 weeks ago
Brock will forever be a virgin.
Period.
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3 replies · active 733 weeks ago
In response to Shawn: Brock was present for the entire Johto league. He left between the Johto and Kanto regions, during the anime-only, Orange Island league, which broke the game rule of 8 badges far worse than Gary M.F. Oak did with it's 4 badges. Brock spent this time with Professor Ivy and her assistants. When Ash came home from winning the Orange League, he found Brock living with his mother, doing housework. Brock spent the majority of this episode becoming a blue color, crouched on the floor, rubbing it with his index finger out of depression from the events occurring during his stay with professor Ivy.
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7 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Well, Misty, that may be all fine and dandy...
...but have you yet taught Psyduck how to swim?
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So is Ash the one with the gravitiational black hole of suck that destroys everyone elses' dreams or is it Brock?
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4 replies · active 733 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure Misty's fame is highly exaggerated...did you all forget about Lorelei?
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3 replies · active 733 weeks ago
I stopped watching the anime around the part where I heard Ash's voice.
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"Oh this is pretty funny so far, I can kinda see the joke bui- OMG MAYS BOOBS IN PANEL 5 O_O <3" *drooooooooooooooool*

- my thoughts as i read this o.o
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Dawn's hands on the second-to-last panel. WTF?!
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17 replies · active 733 weeks ago
Brock's Eyes: the warning sign that shit just got real.
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Wait.. is that White?
Holy Maccabeus!
Los video-juegos are true!
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Following this logic, killing off Ash entirely will send the Pokemon TV series skyrocketing into heretofore unrealized heights of awesomeness.
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poor brock.

daily paralyzed sex with croagunk cant even heal the memory of fucking professor ivy....

brock is kicking himself for staying with this anti ageing, mountain hating reak.
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Whoa whoa! Best time of his life? Didnt he experience something so traumatizing that the mere mention of Professor Ivy made him keel over in the nearest emo corner?
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Anyone remember that TV pokemon special without Ash, and it was the guy from gold and silver?
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