Coming up with a great trainer greeting with the game’s preset dictionary is pretty challenging. However Travis seems to be doing it right!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 9:59 PM
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No thanks, I prefer smog.
Throw in some meth and we have a deal.
Sure, I'm always up for some Smack (Down)
You know, one might think that a trainer would offer you Acid or Magical Leafs before heroine. Chek out his nature is Relaxed.
Only some trainer on drugs would have that mullet.
A Pokemon submission? In
myShawn's Courage Kratos' Month?Imagine how good the heroin is if the lemonade is $300.
Oh crap. TROLL! TROLL IN THE BASE! *Smashes the plus-1 button generator*
Party at the Pokemon house!
TENTACOOL used ACID!
VILEPLUME snorted POISON POWDER!
BELLSPROUT used ABSORB!
GASTLY is CONFUSED! It hurt itself in its confusion!
GOLBAT used HAZE! GOLBAT is now completely naked!
God, this poor trainer was walking through an alley in Castelia City, when some man asked him if he wanted to buy a "speedball." Poor, naive Trainer Travis thought that buying one meant he was buying a special Pokeball used for catching faster Pokemon. That, along with thinking "speed" was X Speed has caused him to never be the same again.
That would be hard to MIMIC. However, I DIG where this is going. At least it will allow me to RECOVER from the Courage Kratos hell Shawn had the site TRANSFORM into, which we have all had to ENDURE, although I'm sure there are some out there looking for an ENCORE. But I guess I should WRAP this up and MEDITATE on the PUNISHMENT we've gone through.
Drugs…That would explain that hallucination I had where this detective dressed up like my mom and gave me a fishing rod for no apparent reason…
Oh, he's a scientist all right… Must be in the field of
*Sunglasses*
Chemistry
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I also made one, "Do you like ACID?"
-kisses the ground-
HALOLZ IS NORMAL AGAIN!
Except that Kratos keeps staring at me… I'm guessing its a reminder to us all if we screw up…
What if Kratos was a Pokemon Trainer (as we missed on the Pokemon cover of the Kratos-meets-almost-every-single-game-in-existence submission a while back)
His trainer card:
>Name: Kratos
>Arceus of War
>NATURE: Pissed off
>POKEDEX: 649
>Money: $Unlimited, because I'm the motherfuckin' GOD OF WAR!
>GREETING: … … CROSS-CHOP!
What's in his team?
The Tao , Creation, and Weather Trio, respectively, which are, according to in-game mythos, gods themselves that helped shape the Pokemon universe.
… I'd thought I'd come up with something Kratos-related before this year-long event is over.
When Nintendo thought they could make a game without worrying about someone abusing the text for dirty messages…
And yet you can't put Weedle in the GTS without a nickname…
Whats this? A pokemahnz submission in the time of Kratos?
*turns on DS… checks trainer card*
"Do you like BIG PECKS?"
*turns off DS*
I couldn't find "mountain(s)" anywhere…
and of course, not "Fuck Yeah"
Game Freak,
Y U NO LET US TYPE IN OUR OWN WORDS???
naw..
i want some rare candies
make those pokes STRONG! DAH!!
Damnit, I had this thing with ICE before. :I
I must go search for a good one of these for my card now!
GAAAAAAAH!!!!!1!!!!
WHY IS KRATOS STILL HERE?!?!?!!!?!?
NO-ONE LIKES HIM SHAWN!!!!!
NO-ONE LIKES HIM!!!!!
GET RID OF HIM YOU AWFUL SPAWN OF BE'ELZEBUB YOU!!!!!!
WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That really should be a picture of White on that trainer card.
How do you think she got her name anyways…
I think you mean Dream Smoke.
No Kratos?
Shawn, I am disappoint.
Has to be done. :P
<img src="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/333/c/6/bitch_be_trippin_balls_by_blargnarf842-d33w388.jpg"/>
WTF?!?!?!?! SHAWN THE KRATOS IS STILL HERE!!!!
FIRST:
what I learned at x-wing flight school:
1) lock s-foils in attack position before firing
2) try not to lose R2
3) how to do a barrel roll, and how to use the boost to get through
4) why you SHOULD NOT try a somersault
5) use bombs wisely; aim for the thermal exhaust port
6) bull's-eying womp-rats with a T-16 is a suitable substitute for proper flight training
7) don't drink and fly
8) never bring food with you to battle; the controls will get sticky
9) fat pilots are always the first to die
and
10) having a smuggler as a friend is useful: he'll show up at the last possible moment and will be pivotal in your victory
SECOND:
lest we forget Red Leader:
<img src="http://www.phoxim.de/marco_scheloske_redleader/marco_scheloske_redleader05.jpg" alt="">
(apparently, the last thing he did before getting shot down was to jizz in his flight suit)