PILGRIM PUNCH!!

129 Comments

1. k3man on March 25th, 2011 11:53 am
   

   The captain is disappointed with your progress Scott. We told you when you entered the Falcon Academy you had to at least have fire coming out of your fist to get a 5.

   You disappoint us.
2. Trogad0r on March 25th, 2011 11:55 am
   

   Nothing justifies giving Scott Pilgrim a bad score. Not even Captain Falcon.
3. Annonith on March 25th, 2011 11:56 am
   

   Gee Falcon is pretty harsh. Let's see what other judges have to say:
   <img src="http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Chuck_Norris_Approves.gif"&gt;

   <img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/bruce_lee_apprv.gif"&gt;

   See?
4. GazzyW007 on March 25th, 2011 12:03 pm
   

   Captain Falcon hates Hipsters. Problem is he's had no time to actually read the books.

   Anyway, I liked the game. It was fun.
5. Doc_ock_rokc on March 25th, 2011 12:06 pm
   

   Its a good thing that he-

   *Sunglasses*

   Doesnt give a Chuck

   YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhh…..
   that wasnt much better
6. therandombear on March 25th, 2011 12:08 pm
   

   Well, now you see what happens mr.Pilgrim when you use your fists instead of The Sword of Self-Confidence.

   Mr.Falcon has high standards.
7. Leo E. on March 25th, 2011 12:11 pm
   

   Posted at 11:44 AM
   Submitted to StumbleUpon at 11:46 AM

   Shawn, I think you have a stalker.
8. Nick Soapdish on March 25th, 2011 12:15 pm
   

   Captain Falcon, the only person whose opinion really matters.
9. Wetmang on March 25th, 2011 12:16 pm
   

   Captain Falcon does not approve of your google eye sparkles!
10. Vlauer on March 25th, 2011 12:16 pm
    

    Scott Pilgrim handled the goddamn world.

    BUT CAN HE HANDLE THE FALCON?
11. C__F on March 25th, 2011 12:18 pm
    

    Falcon knows his business. And he's rather serious about it.
12. Ataeru on March 25th, 2011 12:18 pm
    

    because you're a monster that rapes children.
    Get a castration and die.
    <img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/death_to_pedobear__10_.jpg"&gt;
13. EphEphEcksIII on March 25th, 2011 12:47 pm
    

    Captain Falcon
    Age: 36
    Status: Pawwwnnchhh!!!!
14. Alpar on March 25th, 2011 1:00 pm
    

    Can't let you rate that, Falcon?
15. leozx3 on March 25th, 2011 1:13 pm
    

    Here is the source : http://maddoxfanx.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=…
16. Shady Kitsune on March 25th, 2011 1:41 pm
    

    Jesus Christ it's Pedobear, get in the van with candy!
    Hey wait a second…!
17. MasterLuigi452 on March 25th, 2011 1:46 pm
    

    Well you've got to admit.
    Captain Falcon is the only one who knows how to throw a punch to the MAX!
18. Leon_Rios on March 25th, 2011 2:04 pm
    

    Your stance was horrible, you didn't follow through with your push, it had to be, overall, the worst pawnch I have ever seen in the history of all pawnches. Falcon Vote!
19. Tobikun on March 25th, 2011 2:20 pm
    

    -goes to Halolz-
    HEY A Scott Pilgrim post! It's relevant to my interests!
    -reads post-
    T_T WHY FALCON WHY!!!!!!!
    -reads comments-
    GO CHUCK!
    -posts unfunny comment detailing this tedious process-
20. AccelTrial on March 25th, 2011 2:30 pm
    

    So… what earns Scott a higher mark? Shall we say… an eight? What does he do for an eight?
21. MasqueNoMercy on March 25th, 2011 3:20 pm
    

    quick search on deviantart found this guy: http://maddoxfanx.deviantart.com/

    apparently he made it as part of an art trade: http://maddoxfanx.deviantart.com/art/Art-Trade-w-…
22. Oddwan on March 25th, 2011 4:29 pm
    

    -- Mr. Falcon, would you like to give us your thoughts about Mr. Pilgrim's performance tonight?

    -- Come on! Show me your moves!
23. Doc_ock_rokc on March 25th, 2011 4:40 pm
    

    you never know he just might
    -Sunglasses-
    Ig-norris
    rel="nofollow">YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
24. Mentlegen on March 25th, 2011 5:15 pm
    

    You dare rape children in my Halolz!?

    You must DIE!!

    (Where's CdiGanon when you need him?)
25. Alpar on March 25th, 2011 5:25 pm
    

    yes~
26. Squikker2001 on March 25th, 2011 5:38 pm
    

    So Captain Falcon approves of his disapproving?
27. Wetmang on March 25th, 2011 5:48 pm
    

    only for bing.com
28. Ichiinu on March 25th, 2011 5:48 pm
    

    YOURS IS THE PUNCH THAT PIERCES… well, a piece of paper, I guess? Try it with a drill next time.
29. Daifuku on March 25th, 2011 5:50 pm
    

    Falcon: Scott, I find your lack of fire….disturbing.
30. Shady Kitsune on March 25th, 2011 6:11 pm
    

    Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris: The Ultimate Duo!

    Yes, the exclamation mark is part of the name.
    Also abbrivated THUD! (Because "TUD!" doesn't sound like anything)
31. fyre10 on March 25th, 2011 6:12 pm
    

    Okay, Michael Cera did GREAT in that movie, so if Captian Falcon hates him too, my faith in mankind is dead.
32. Shady Kitsune on March 25th, 2011 6:24 pm
    

    All these comments and not a single referance to Linkara's "I AM A MAN!" meme?
    C'mon, I thought Halolz was supposed to be the meme breeding ground!
33. Aboithagameboi on March 25th, 2011 6:58 pm
    

    FALCAWN!

    (2/10)

    …. Tears……
34. DM1293 on March 25th, 2011 7:18 pm
    

    I never knew so many badass men gave thumbs up. I guess its the manliest way to approve of things WITHOUT having to punch it.
35. SpartanJedi on March 25th, 2011 7:26 pm
    

    On a completely unrelated note, you people are all awesome. http://u1.ipernity.com/4/66/71/1536671.aca2d25a.5…
36. tmotom on March 25th, 2011 7:34 pm
    

    FALCON, DICK!
37. SonicsmyName on March 25th, 2011 8:50 pm
    

    Unstoppable Force is transferred to Immovable Object, thus making the Force the Object, and the Object the Force…

    Either that, or I'm just full of bullshit :B
38. Deep Thought on March 25th, 2011 8:58 pm
    

    You managed to 1 up yourself?

    Only Bruce Lee can beat Norris

    On a side note: 1 more post till #666
39. Neentendow on March 25th, 2011 11:44 pm
    

    OBJECTION!! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=487648…
40. Neentendow on March 25th, 2011 11:46 pm
    

    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
41. Red on March 26th, 2011 12:49 am
    

    Damnit Jim, I'm a bassist not Captain Falcon
42. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 26th, 2011 4:37 am
    

    You have displeased our lord and god. You must repent by showing him better moves.
43. Dycro on March 26th, 2011 6:41 am
    

    Falcon reveals his newest move: FALCAWN DISAPPOINT!

    Anyone within a 5 km radius immediately has their self-esteem shattered as they witness their own inferiority.
44. MasterLuigi452 on March 26th, 2011 12:33 pm
    

    Yes…
    Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee both approving…
    Words cannot express the awesomeness.
45. AdeptIsaac on March 27th, 2011 4:05 pm
    

    He didn't show Falcon his moves!
46. _XD on March 27th, 2011 4:29 pm
    

    I know its an punch, but what happened to that guys face?
    It looks mangled.

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