It never fails, you can never impress every judge! Of course Falcon has some pretty high standards for punching.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2011 · 11:44 AM
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The captain is disappointed with your progress Scott. We told you when you entered the Falcon Academy you had to at least have fire coming out of your fist to get a 5.
You disappoint us.
Nothing justifies giving Scott Pilgrim a bad score. Not even Captain Falcon.
Gee Falcon is pretty harsh. Let's see what other judges have to say:
<img src="http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Chuck_Norris_Approves.gif">
<img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/bruce_lee_apprv.gif">
See?
Captain Falcon hates Hipsters. Problem is he's had no time to actually read the books.
Anyway, I liked the game. It was fun.
Its a good thing that he-
*Sunglasses*
Doesnt give a Chuck
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhh…..
that wasnt much better
Well, now you see what happens mr.Pilgrim when you use your fists instead of The Sword of Self-Confidence.
Mr.Falcon has high standards.
Posted at 11:44 AM
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Shawn, I think you have a stalker.
Captain Falcon, the only person whose opinion really matters.
Captain Falcon does not approve of your google eye sparkles!
Scott Pilgrim handled the goddamn world.
BUT CAN HE HANDLE THE FALCON?
Falcon knows his business. And he's rather serious about it.
because you're a monster that rapes children.
Get a castration and die.
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Captain Falcon
Age: 36
Status: Pawwwnnchhh!!!!
Can't let you rate that, Falcon?
Here is the source : http://maddoxfanx.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=…
Jesus Christ it's Pedobear, get in the van with candy!
Hey wait a second…!
Well you've got to admit.
Captain Falcon is the only one who knows how to throw a punch to the MAX!
Your stance was horrible, you didn't follow through with your push, it had to be, overall, the worst pawnch I have ever seen in the history of all pawnches. Falcon Vote!
-goes to Halolz-
HEY A Scott Pilgrim post! It's relevant to my interests!
-reads post-
T_T WHY FALCON WHY!!!!!!!
-reads comments-
GO CHUCK!
-posts unfunny comment detailing this tedious process-
So… what earns Scott a higher mark? Shall we say… an eight? What does he do for an eight?
quick search on deviantart found this guy: http://maddoxfanx.deviantart.com/
apparently he made it as part of an art trade: http://maddoxfanx.deviantart.com/art/Art-Trade-w-…
-- Mr. Falcon, would you like to give us your thoughts about Mr. Pilgrim's performance tonight?
-- Come on! Show me your moves!
you never know he just might
-Sunglasses-
Ig-norris
rel="nofollow">YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You dare rape children in my Halolz!?
You must DIE!!
(Where's CdiGanon when you need him?)
yes~
So Captain Falcon approves of his disapproving?
only for bing.com
YOURS IS THE PUNCH THAT PIERCES… well, a piece of paper, I guess? Try it with a drill next time.
Falcon: Scott, I find your lack of fire….disturbing.
Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris: The Ultimate Duo!
Yes, the exclamation mark is part of the name.
Also abbrivated THUD! (Because "TUD!" doesn't sound like anything)
Okay, Michael Cera did GREAT in that movie, so if Captian Falcon hates him too, my faith in mankind is dead.
All these comments and not a single referance to Linkara's "I AM A MAN!" meme?
C'mon, I thought Halolz was supposed to be the meme breeding ground!
FALCAWN!
(2/10)
…. Tears……
I never knew so many badass men gave thumbs up. I guess its the manliest way to approve of things WITHOUT having to punch it.
On a completely unrelated note, you people are all awesome. http://u1.ipernity.com/4/66/71/1536671.aca2d25a.5…
FALCON, DICK!
Unstoppable Force is transferred to Immovable Object, thus making the Force the Object, and the Object the Force…
Either that, or I'm just full of bullshit :B
You managed to 1 up yourself?
Only Bruce Lee can beat Norris
On a side note: 1 more post till #666
OBJECTION!! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=487648…
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Damnit Jim, I'm a bassist not Captain Falcon
You have displeased our lord and god. You must repent by showing him better moves.
Falcon reveals his newest move: FALCAWN DISAPPOINT!
Anyone within a 5 km radius immediately has their self-esteem shattered as they witness their own inferiority.
Yes…
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee both approving…
Words cannot express the awesomeness.
He didn't show Falcon his moves!
I know its an punch, but what happened to that guys face?
It looks mangled.