Ivysaur Used Sleep Powder

118 Comments

1. MasqueNoMercy on March 23rd, 2011 9:58 am
   

   why couldnt it be sweet scent?! ::blacks out from poison powder::
2. Roflcopter419 on March 23rd, 2011 10:00 am
   

   Why is the Pokemon going to a human school? That's like having your dog in class (if it had superpowers, anyway).
3. Spolin on March 23rd, 2011 10:08 am
   

   Objection!

   Ivysaur clearly used POISON POWDER as it is PURPLE. SLEEP POWDER is GREEN.
4. Strike_low on March 23rd, 2011 10:35 am
   

   Bad Air Day.
5. BlurrySandwich on March 23rd, 2011 10:43 am
   

   So what happens when he poops?
6. Dumblederp on March 23rd, 2011 10:59 am
   

   This is why we can't have nice classrooms.
7. Ichiinu on March 23rd, 2011 11:01 am
   

   He's right! Outside of battle, poison takes you to 1HP and then magically cures itself!
8. Nick Soapdish on March 23rd, 2011 11:11 am
   

   I saur what you did there.
9. k3man on March 23rd, 2011 11:50 am
   

   Ivysour used Sleep Powder.
   But wait. something is happening.
   Sleep Powder turned into Poison.
   It's Super effective!
10. GazzyW007 on March 23rd, 2011 12:04 pm
    

    I guess you could say it was —

    *Sunglasses*

    Super Effective.

    *Cricket* *Cricket*
11. C__F on March 23rd, 2011 12:46 pm
    

    This was actually a clever idea if you think about it. Well-executed, and it incorporates stylish (if rather crude) humor. All in all, it's a good submission.

    Oh, wait. This is a Halolz comment. Uh, [insert burrito-based wit here]. Okay, I've got nothing.
12. KZN02 on March 23rd, 2011 12:55 pm
    

    Hmm, according to the mechanics for Natural Gift, berries that will give it a Poison type are Oran, Kebia, and Petaya Berries, so I'm guessing Ivysaur has at least eaten one of those.
13. invadingduck on March 23rd, 2011 1:13 pm
    

    Anti-Poke propaganda! Pokemon deserve the same rights as everybody, including an education!

    This message brought to you by Team Plasma.
14. Marzen on March 23rd, 2011 1:52 pm
    

    Real life is like the Nuzlocke challenge.

    WE ARE ALL FUCKED.
15. MrRaccoon on March 23rd, 2011 2:30 pm
    

    Well, looks like saying fart jokes now wouldn't be very effective
16. Alpar on March 23rd, 2011 2:34 pm
    

    Breakfast burrito? Dare I ask what happens when you give that Ivysaur a lemonade?
17. Inshushi on March 23rd, 2011 2:44 pm
    

    That's because pokemon are actually healthy for people, any pokemon attack actually heal and improve a person state. We can observe this on the ruby/emerald/sapphire games.
    Those kids are actually just taking an energy nap.
18. tmotom on March 23rd, 2011 2:57 pm
    

    I hate Pokemon but I sure do love fart jokes!!!
19. Red on March 23rd, 2011 3:10 pm
    

    This helps my theory:
    The Pokemon not chosen in Red and Blue appears to remain on the table forever (in its pokeball). However, this is not the case…
    instead, the unchosen pokemon must venture out into the world alone, go to school and get a job.
    Clearly this Ivysaur was not chosen when it was a Bulbasaur

    PS… semi-relevant: http://gprime.net/video.php/robotchickenvillainca…
    go to 1:16

    I think there may be some bad (breakfast) burritos going around
20. MasterLuigi452 on March 23rd, 2011 3:25 pm
    

    You sure it's not Poison Powder Shawn?
21. TCC on March 23rd, 2011 3:46 pm
    

    Chimcharchanga… that's good eatin'
22. Uzumakiclan43 on March 23rd, 2011 3:53 pm
    

    No wonder they call it "silent but deadly"!
23. doepker on March 23rd, 2011 4:16 pm
    

    Joy: Hello, and welcome to the Pokecenter, we'll restore your Pokemon to full health.

    Teacher: OH GOD, you have to help all my students, quick!

    Joy: I'm sorry, but we only restore Poke-Oh, it appears your Ivysaur has lost one PP on the move Poison Powder.
    *Heals Ivysaur*
24. mikeorike on March 23rd, 2011 4:18 pm
    

    I bet he jizzes solarbeam too
25. By-Tor on March 23rd, 2011 7:07 pm
    

    Oshawott you did thar.
26. Rain on March 23rd, 2011 7:27 pm
    

    Now their parents will say "MY KIDS ARE DEEEAAAD" and will become a Pokeball themed vigilante, hunting catching all the Pokemon

    Unless it's a Beedrill
    Beedrills. My god
27. Luigi676 on March 23rd, 2011 7:46 pm
    

    I thought for a second they were all going to get high…
28. PrototypeHero on March 23rd, 2011 10:11 pm
    

    ….You there! In the front row! Yes, you pathetically clinging to life. Just di…..err…faint already!

    In other news: Ivysaur gained a level! Ivysaur wants to learn -insert witty burrito-related move here-. Teach Ivysaur -previously inserted move-?
29. AuraMaster on March 23rd, 2011 10:59 pm
    

    He who smelt it takes gradual damage each turn.
30. dope92 on March 24th, 2011 1:34 am
    

    you know why bulbasaur ate a burrito?

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/ChH8M.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">
31. BabyfaceBenny on March 24th, 2011 2:20 am
    

    That's clearly poison powder… though dead children is frowned upon, so let's pretend.
32. Dycro on March 24th, 2011 6:48 am
    

    Objection!

    SLAVES do not belong in public schools!
33. Alterdeus on March 24th, 2011 10:42 am
    

    His face in the third panel is so cute

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