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ASSHOLE POKÉMON TRAINER COMIC

Enemy trainer used LOW KICK. It’s super effective!
By Michael Firman [Firman Productions]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2011 · 1:48 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (463 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)
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Artistic, Failure, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Weak Points

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Wait, is this why Red is on that mountain? He's looking for his Venusaur!
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17 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Red: I better go get that.
You cannot run from a Trainer battle
Red:FFFFFFFUUUUU
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2 replies · active 735 weeks ago
last panel:
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that kick sure was a... LOW blow!
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am I doing it right? it's jokes about things being low right?
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1 reply · active 735 weeks ago
Looks like Venusaur is blasting off again!!!

Also,
from the looks of it, he's just delivering the Venusaur to my mountain, so, no hard feelings

... one last thing...
(Last panel)
AND IT'S GOOD!!!
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13 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Bitch be kickin' balls.
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1 reply · active 735 weeks ago
These three panels made me think of Leeroy Jenkins.
"Alright, chums. Let's do this."


"Leeroy!"


"Jenkins!"
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Well that was a kick

*sunglasses*

In the ball

*cue various poke screaming YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! in the background*
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2 replies · active 735 weeks ago
I can just imagine Venusaur coming out of the ball in midair.
"Sweet. Battle time- WHAT THE HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!"
*Ding*
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VAUDVILLIAN WRESTLER wants to fight.
Red uses VENUSAUR!
VAUDVILLIAN WRESTLER bats it away!
"I thought we would be fighting like gentlemen"
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Red finally comes down off the mountain after 3 years and now he has to go RIGHT back up!

...I'm sure he won't mind, though.
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*In the Pokémon Stadium 2 announcer's voice*

OUTTA THERE!
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Man, that trainer sucks.

I mean, he used a normal or fighting type move on a grass/poison! That's not super effective!
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7 replies · active 735 weeks ago
is it just me or does that asshole pokemon trainer look like one of those 1920's fitness guys? i mean i can totally see him riding one of those bikes with a huge front weel.
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6 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Not what I was expecting when he said he would kick Red's balls.
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4 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Geez, did this guy come from the manga or something?
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DAMNIT. If only we hadn't done the spaceballs "asshole" joke back in the last thread....
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Falcon Kick!
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And after the punting of the pokeball, he tackled that poor boy and put him in an armbar. Maybe next time he should specify Pokemon battle.
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2 replies · active 735 weeks ago
its snowing heavily
the man is wearing a leotard
HES FUCKING COLD
he has an excuse to be such an asshole...
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This might explain how Red somehow got a Venusaur on top that mountain.

LOWKICK - FUCK YEAH!
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The "Mad Punter" strikes again!
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Football

YEAH!

p.s. on the last thread (the wrangler one) i made a junk account called jmlpps (my name backwards) and i was gonna have mine and that post the same comment to get the whole twin thing going sadly intense debate screwed me over so the i wasn't able to post the second comment and bring the joke to fruition.

Or did my evil twin from another dimension jmlpps intentionally mess up my joke? *dun dun dun*
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7 replies · active 735 weeks ago
That's not how you're supposed to do it? Crud, no wonder those kids were so pissed...
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Reminds me of Crystal in Pokemon Special.
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Is... is that Mayor Haggar?
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1 reply · active 735 weeks ago
Why is that mustached guy raising his arms from behind Red while Red isn't looking?
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1 reply · active 735 weeks ago
This cannot be red for several reasons
1.) he is NOT on a mountain, he's at a forest near the base of a mountain and even so he would be living on the highest peak
2.) His jacket his black, Red's jacket is red
3.) His shirt is red, Red has a black undershirt
4.) the front of Red's hat is white with a red bill, this hat is completely off
5.) Red has black hair, this trainer has brown

/rant
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2 replies · active 735 weeks ago
Ya know, kinda kicking myself for not thinking to do this myself...could have saved a lot of time on Indigo Plateau.
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Yes, yes, I know. We all thought that the trainer was thinking "NOPE" when he kicked it.

But also relevent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNtTKSQqld0
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Wait a sec, Low Kick is supposed to deal damage based on weight, and I don' t think that poke ball weighs that much...
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G'luck getting THAT shit back.
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Fuck yes, I know the guy who made this! He's an admin on this forum I go on.
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In Soviet Russia your pokemon battles the trainer instead!
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2 replies · active 735 weeks ago
"NOW see if you can beat my Geodude!"
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1 reply · active 735 weeks ago
Looks like venasaur

*puts on sunglasses*

Got kicked the f**k away

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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i feel bad for that trainer but red u started with bulbasaur so dont say this is how u got ur venasaur
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Then guess who shows up with your venisaur, in the next battle, while you only have your blastoise left. GARY MUTHAFUCKIN OAK
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I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes after I saw this.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558441
relevent, if u watch it all
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