Scumbag Shepard

75 Comments

1. Badonk on February 23rd, 2011 12:02 am
   

   "Hi, im Commander Sheephead and Level up studios is the best store on the internet!."

   Now… about that star fox mug…
2. Sceptilianblade on February 23rd, 2011 12:13 am
   

   …You sold yourself out, didn't you?
3. Ichiinu on February 23rd, 2011 12:17 am
   

   Who says every store can't be your favorite store?
4. Dr. Wortington on February 23rd, 2011 12:19 am
   

   Hi, I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on the Halolz
5. oboewan on February 23rd, 2011 12:24 am
   

   I just know this is gonna bite Shepard in the ass in ME3.
   http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/246/
   Relevant.
6. TCC on February 23rd, 2011 12:51 am
   

   Hi, im TCC and ________ is the best _________ on the __________!

   I also would have accepted: "blank?" "BLANK?!" YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE!
7. MorningMoon on February 23rd, 2011 1:01 am
   

   Post one motivational meme

   Post every motivational meme on the internet
8. Wetmang on February 23rd, 2011 1:15 am
   

   It is a bit narcissistic to walk in and out of a store just to hear your own voice…
9. BoxeyBrown on February 23rd, 2011 2:05 am
   

   Be careful who you endorse, there could be drastic implications for Mass Effect 3!!!
10. Ataeru on February 23rd, 2011 2:13 am
    

    So, whats that orange thing on Shepard's head?
11. Kbman on February 23rd, 2011 3:01 am
    

    April already? But what about March?! When will we have a day dedicated entirely to getting drunk?
12. Frankenstrat247 on February 23rd, 2011 3:39 am
    

    the words "commander", "store", and "citadel" have lost all meaning to me now
13. spplmj on February 23rd, 2011 7:59 am
    

    <img src="http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/treehouseofhorror5_05.jpg&quot; alt="" width="320" height="240" />
    Urge to kill shawn… rising!
14. Rain on February 23rd, 2011 8:34 am
    

    I've been wondering about this for quite a while now…

    But what's stopping the other store in the Citadel from just recording Shepard's voice from another store that Shepard advertised?
15. Howiminefish on February 23rd, 2011 9:22 am
    

    You following this camera guy?
16. Acrazymonke on February 23rd, 2011 11:35 am
    

    I have returned from my long time of not giving a shit!
17. Daifuku on February 23rd, 2011 12:45 pm
    

    *logs in to Halolz*
    Okay…let's see what's new.
    *sees Scumbag Shepard post*
    ……This is gonna be the new Courage Kratos……
    Everyone, prepare your rage in three…two…one…
18. Roflcopter419 on February 23rd, 2011 1:32 pm
    

    Well, if you don't like to endorse them, threaten them with the Renegade option. Simple.

    Also, why exactly are they talking about endorsing stores on the citadel in the cockpit?
19. TheAceOfSkulls on February 23rd, 2011 1:32 pm
    

    I am still waiting for a pun centered submission of Father Shepard's influence on daily worship ceremonies. Seriously, how has that opportunity been missed?
20. ProfessorLuigi on February 23rd, 2011 3:26 pm
    

    "THIS PRODUCT IS A PRODUCT I ENDORSE.
    …ON MY HAT."
    -Strong Bad
21. Red on February 23rd, 2011 4:26 pm
    

    00-Hanson???

    Alec the Pedophile: "For America, Chris?"
    00-Hanson: 'No Alec… for the children"

    wait a tic…
    *rereads above dialogue*
    I think I just ruined GoldenEye (for the whole world)
    *hangs head in shame*
22. Uzumakiclan43 on February 23rd, 2011 4:35 pm
    

    This shouldn't be a surprise to anybody.
    <img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/04/500x_doritos.jpg&quot; img="">
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-metalgearsolid-peacewalker-ingameadvertising.jpg&quot; img="">
    Snake has been a corporate sellout FAR longer than Shepard.
23. Not_anon on February 23rd, 2011 5:46 pm
    

    Hey shawn I thought this week was dedicated to Super Meat Boy, and you post a Mass Effect pic that is failing.

    Just saying…
24. TheJake867 on February 23rd, 2011 9:22 pm
    

    WHOA!!!
    He isnt even on the citadel, hes in the cockpit of the Normandy!
    Wrong picture is wrong!
25. Edie on August 12th, 2011 2:22 am
    

    Why does everybody want to play led zeplin?

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