Writing fine poetry is harder than it looks! Especially when you’re a gross floating sack, a burly Russian soldier or a perverted grass-type Pokemon!
By The_Octopode, nomdeweb and Sanshee respectively!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 11:46 PM
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Categories: Aliens, Artistic, Blizzard, Cutesy Wutesy, Failure, Holidays, Nintendo, PC, Pokémon, Starcraft, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valentine's Day, Valve Software, Weak Points · Leave a comment (75 Comments) |
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Am I the only one scared by that Budew's rape face?
Roses purple,
Violets orange…
damn, Hevy is right, rhyming is hard… QwQ
budew you hard i will (rape face, also think of the prostate check-up episode of family guy)
VIOLETS.
ARE.
PUUUUUUUURPLLLLLLE.
Here's a freebie:
"om" rhymes with "nom".
Work with that Mr. Heavy :D
Budew used Attract!
But it failed…
Poor Heavy :(
*hands him a Dalokohs Bar*
I'm sorry Budew, but that would be CP. I'm afraid you'll have to meet my friend… MR. FIRE!!!
"If roses are red,
and violets are blue,
what the hell is a violet?"
Budew,
I was gonna Raichu a love song, but you didn't ask Furret.
I'd give you a Togekiss, but I'm afraid I'll Jynx what we have.
Just know that being with you has been Blissey.
With Luvdisc,
AuraMaster
Roses are red,
"Violets" sound like "violence."
I am such a person.
You go out with me, yes?
rel="nofollow">And now, a valentine written by the Demoman.
The Spy is red
Your Mother is blue
He fucked her last night
Go cry boo hoo.
Roses are plants.
Violets are too.
Why are we talking about plants.
Who knows. Do you?
Yeah, I'm rhyming Plants with Plants,
so what!? Big deal.
It's better than rhyming it with Pants.
BRB, Having a Meal.
Ok, I'm back now, babe.
…what? I never loved you!
You're as fat as good ol' Gabe
and your breath stinks too!
Get the hell out of my face.
Just let me play some TF2.
I want my personal space.
Yeah, go cry there. Boo Hoo.
-The douchebag boyfriend's Poem.
They think they can out rhyme me. Maybe, maybe. :(
I've yet to meet one who can out rhyme paper cut! >:D
mmm, overlord…
*Follows Budew's eyes*
DAT SAC
Spawn more overlords.
Aww, Zerg, I RRRAEGGGHRHGWWGHHERHRHHHGBBLG you too. <3
Youtube is white
Halolz is green
Got no wit in mind
Please give me E-Peen.
Rupees are red, green and blue.
Why do I always have to go save you?
All I want to do is fish
or maybe cook up a cucco dish.
The Hero of Time has things to do.
And unfortunately one of those things isn't you.
So I'll so save the world again
let evil fear my blade
But princess I promise you this;
some day I will get laid.
~Love, Link
Here on Halolz, spelling falls under the purview of your conundrums of grammar.
hats are red
more hats are blu
and gayben has ur money
emos ///_-
Plasma is blue
And that hurts a bit
But watch out for shotguns
Because they hurt like shit
Fat
Cat
Hat
Vat
Chat
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