A shot by shot re-enactment of a typical Mario Kart race! Well except I’ve never seen Mario give the cops the finger before…
Another video by Rémi Gaillard, submitted by anonymous.
For more of his hi-jinks check out Remi Kart 1 and Real Life Pac-Man!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2011 · 1:47 PM |
Categories: Bad Ideas, Disguises, Foreign Object, Mario Kart, Moving Violations, N64, Nintendo, Obnoxious, Power-Ups, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Tasty Treats, Too Much Free Time, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 77 Comments |
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Mario was later arrested for assault and battery on a hooker who wouldn't take coins.
Cops are just mad because Mario lapped them and they don't have a Blue Shell.
Turns out, bananas aren't as destructive as we were lead to believe.
Throwing stuffed turtles at traffic? This man is my hero.
As awesome as this guy is, there's someone who's even better than him, his lawyer.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-mariokart-fuckthepolice.gif" alt="fuck the police"/>
Lousy French cosplayers… I mean you can clearly see the frays in the overalls!
and,
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-mariokart-fuckthe…. *looks up to first comment* DAMMIT!
I really want to see him use a bullet bill power up…
when he gets out of jail again, of course.
Looks like someone hit the mushrooms too hard.
Parking a go-kart anywhere outside a go-kart track would be out of place anyway, so it's not like it matters much.
He forgot the part where a blue shell ruins EVERYTHING.
Damn those blue shells! Damn them to hell!
Remi Gaillard: the best IRL troll.
The God of Funny has returned… All hail lord Remi! (inglip joke ftw)
I could have seen him going through the check-out at that store… in the kart!
He should have saved that Golden Mushroom, so he could take the jump shortcut.
It's funny because someone could have been seriously hurt, but didn't
..wow. That was hilarious, but I hope the guy doesn't vote. I also hope the cops are fans of Mario…
I was sincerely hoping to see a car spin out of control.
>1:19
"Stop! Sir, I am with the security of this grocery department and I'm afraid I'll have to suppress you in order to make sure I can-
*Bursts in through doors*
"Hello sire, I am here on behalf of the internet to place you under arrest and to tell you how much you suck for trying to stop a man in his tracks of doing something so incredibly awesome, thus bringing back faith in humanity little by little."
"I just wanted his autograph D:"
"Oh well that makes sense… hey where'd he go?"
>1:24
remi is too fucking epic
and what do we learn from this video halolzians? We learned that turtles are the perfect throwing tool, koopa shells are so yesterday
If any of those police officers had a Blue Shell, this would have been over long time ago…
Looks like Mario…
*puts on sunglasses*
has appeal
*looks around*
NOPE.gif
Okay.jpg
I really like this video, but I bet that it's going to get down-voted sooner or later so that 'Scyther Cannot Learn Fly' is back on top of the Highest Rated Submissions.
Was it just me who noticed the number of bananas in the weapon slot not decrease when he used them?
it's by doing random things. That we become random people.
(translation of the phrase at the end)
That security guard is like a real Chain Chomp, only less threatening
I really don't know what's weirder: The fact that I personally know a guy who would do something this awesome ON A DARE, or the Team Fortress 2 slash fiction ad below the video…
By the way, the French roughly translates to "it is through lulz that one becomes lulzy".