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AN IMPORTANT LESSON (comic)
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Oh Ditto! You got me again! Well time to take another half-breed baby into the lab incinerator!
By BrokenTeapot, submitted by Mike G. and Me That One Guy

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 6, 2011 · 1:49 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (454 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Disguises, Disturbing, It's A Trap!, Nintendo, Off Duty, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Weird

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13 replies · active 732 weeks ago
He really should have caught on...

Oak: Oh baby! It feels so good!
Girl: Ditto!!! Ditto!!!
Oak: I know!!!
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3 replies · active 738 weeks ago
"You'll do anything,huh? I have to ask you, are you a boy or a girl?"
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3 replies · active 738 weeks ago
The best part of this whole comic is Ditto's face at the end. :D
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5 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Who's that Pokemon?

It's Dittoak!
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5 replies · active 738 weeks ago
I hope Oak used super repel so he wouldn't catch anything.
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6 replies · active 738 weeks ago
So that's why there are new Pokemons every new game...
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9 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Technically, wouldn't the offspring be a human? I mean, Ditto and any other Pokemon can create full clones of that Pokemon. The offspring would just be a clone of Professor Oak.

Don't try to pull the alleles argument either, because HotSkittyOnWailordAction.
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11 replies · active 695 weeks ago
Looks like Oak...
*sunglasses*
Didn't know what hit him.
And I suppose this is...
*takes 'em off*
Transforming into a bad situation.
So I guess he's...
*back on*
Got more research to do.
'Cause that girl isn't...
*back off*
Who you want handling your balls.
And I think it's about time...
*back on*
I changed the subject.
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4 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Did Professor Oak learn anything from this? Why yes, he's off to visit your mother~!
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3 replies · active 738 weeks ago
He should've used Protect
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4 replies · active 695 weeks ago
prof. oak came...to realise a new pokemon has been created!
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A new species! It's only 75% as silly as the Gen 5 ones!
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
Know what? I'd STILL hit it. Just think of all the things it can do!
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4 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Huh, I guess "trap" has another meaning in Kanto...
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
That's why you shouldn't trust women you find in the tall grass.
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
I think Oak is infected with Pokérus now
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2 replies · active 738 weeks ago
The fact that all she could've said during it all was 'Ditto' should've have raised a question or two. Either she was a Ditto herself or she has some seriously weird fetishes.
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"Wonderful" - Professor Oak; Pokemon Snap
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3 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Oak: You can have any of these three lame Pokemon or you can have DITTOAK!
Ash: That one looks weird. I think I'll go with bulbasaur.
Oak: Take Dittoak or I will stab you.
Ash: Uh... Fine. I choose Dittoak.
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK: In that case, I CHOOSE GARYDACTYL!
Oak and Red: Oh my God...
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5 replies · active 738 weeks ago
This is Ditto's revenge after Oak ordered 10-year olds to capture his whole family except him
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Well, the next time the meets a girl who smells like bubblegum and silly putty he will know better.
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YOU DUN GOOF'D
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3 replies · active 738 weeks ago
WHY WOULD DITTO METICULOUSLY PLAN AND EXECUTE THIS ONLY TO CREATE A MUTANT HALF BREED THAT WOULD BE CAST OFF AS A FREAK BY THE WORLD??????!??!?!!?!?
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3 replies · active 738 weeks ago
BE A FUNNY POKEMON PICTURE

INSTANT SUCCESS ON HALOLZ
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Oh my god what is that kill it with fire!
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4 replies · active 738 weeks ago
I'm sorry - how does it end? I only got to the second panel, and can't get past the boobs.
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
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1 reply · active 732 weeks ago
Worth it?
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
inb4oakcameasfastashecould
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So... if humans have sex with Dittos, there'll be no eggs?
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
Why did someone photoshop Oak's face over Ace's?
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2 replies · active 738 weeks ago
I was really expecting this to be GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK's origin story.
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What happens in Palet Town, stays in Palet Town...
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
What has been seen cannot be unseen! This is the second time you've scarred me for life this week!
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See? This is what happens when you fuck with nature. (Sorry. This is the best that I can come up with when I see this Eldritch Abomination.
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I believe this is Team Rocket's latest scheme...

Well, I'm off to fight them. Who's with me?!?
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14 replies · active 695 weeks ago
That's how AIDS was created, Oak. You should know better.
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Don't worry Professor Oak. I'm sure that thing's sterile.
If not, then congratulations, you've successfully managed to mess with the laws of Genetics.
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And this is why you are supposed to use condoms...no matter how un-pleasant they are...
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So this is what Gary Motherfucking Oak's father looked like. Werd.
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I guess this explains where Jynx comes from too.
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
That women is a lie.
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*gouges eyes out*
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2 replies · active 732 weeks ago
Oak will scrub as hard as he can, but the filth will never wash off. Not even with a Hydro Pump.
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1 reply · active 708 weeks ago
At least it hasent happened to me.....
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BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH!!!

NAO!
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4 replies · active 738 weeks ago
Sure it would be great and all, But Ditto can only learn 4 sexual positions at a time!
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Damn you oak! the new pokemon Oatto is a peverted ditto! may mankind curse you!
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1 reply · active 708 weeks ago
The last pokemon is MAN!
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