The graphics in Doom 4 will be truly amazing. It’s too dark to see them, but trust me… they’re there!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2011 · 11:25 AM
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So the cover to Doom 4 is the Monolith from 2001: Space Odyssey ?
I guess this is what they mean with black humor…
DOOM: now Blind-Friendly!
If you stare into the screenshot long enough, the screenshot stares back at you.
I know games are getting darker and edgier, but this is ridiculous!
I "See" What You Did There
Shiver in horror as you are assaulted from all directions by monsters you cannot even SEE!
TREMBLE with excitement as you jump across a bottomless pit!
SUE with frustration and get your god damn 50 dollars back!
Well, imo Crisis 3 will have such superior graphics, that it will just fire an awesomeness lazer straight out of your monitor, instead of showing you "the game".
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Doom 5 will be so dark you won't be able to see the box, dvd, or even your PC without a flashlight.
if only the doom movie was so dark you couldnt see it… although you could probably tell the terrible story and acting from just listening to it
It's the Emporer's Grafics!
Only the the most 1337 can see it!
Doom, the highest employer of unrealistic shadows in the industry
REAL men don't need their retinas when fighting monsters!
Just look at that marvelous HUD! Seriously, most games need to keep an aesthetically pleasing Heads Up Display like Doom 4's. It's engineered from the ground up to deliver vital information almost subconsciously to the player.
And don't get me started on the graphics.
Black? Pfft. Don't they know? Real is brown!
Now we are totally DOOMed! (or Gloom?)
What? You think this is dark? I can clear this game blindfolded!
Reminds me of a review for Doom 3 I once saw from the movie's special features
"The game's dark, and I don't mean dark is in dark in tone, though it IS that as well. I mean dark as in 'I can't see a #$@!ing think in front of my face.'"
…..NOW I understand!
This was obviously made to compare how the main character's sight is slowly diminishing with each game! As you can see he is obviously on his way to becoming blind and that's why each game is darker and darker. By the fourth game he's all but completely blind but by the fifth he will be.
So what happens with doom 5? Does it become pure white? Or will they have to wait until they can ship it with a black hole so that it actually sucks in the light around it?
Doom 5 will take place in a black hole.
Crap. Now I need a new graphics card.
Better Doom than bloom…
doom 4 now with multyplayer shoot ur friends because u cant see anything =D
rel="nofollow"> I think I found the storyline.
Talk about a shot in the dark
*watches as Mr.Popo appears from the darkness, Smiles and says "Hiiii" *
When id said that Doom 4 would have a new blind-firing mode, this is not what I had in mind.
Look at those goddamn graphics. Not even Crysis on the most BEEFED-UP PC could compete with that, and that copy of Doom 4 is on the fucking Wii.
There was absolutely nothing inside the screenshot. Nothing after nothing came bursting out.
Ha, they'll never know what hit 'em!
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted The radio said “No, John. You are the demons” And then John was a zombie.
-- DOOM: Repercussions of Evil (2002) by Peter Chimaera
BOOM! ….wait…where's the headshot?
Grammar was killed that day along with your grandmother after an accident playing DooM 4.
Should I not have done that?
(Insert Gears of War joke here)
Also, 3DS port pl0x
My PC can only run this game at its lowest settings.
One word: Sedatives. :D
never gonna get to my level, bro.
looks doom 4 is
*shades*
doomed to fail
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
ok that was bad
Doom 13 will make the definition of light erased
Hilarious thought: The screenshot for "Doom 1" is ALSO from Doom 2. So yeah, huge fail on whoever made it.