Beat the game in Hardcore mode and you’ll have access to the ultimate in foam finger based pew pew technology! I guess it’s made out of memory foam… because it never forgets TO KILL.
By hayabusaDGO, submitted by Julian De Perio
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 29, 2011 · 3:29 PM |
Categories: Electronic Arts, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Tips & Tricks, Uncategorized, Video Clips, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 78 Comments |
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About damn time this was a reality. Now I can finally have my hilarious revenge after they make me shit my pants.
And as he runs out of view, he begins to perform his "touchdown celebration dance," screaming, "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-" *killed by a Brute*
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Never underestimate the power of good support;
Go Team!
(also, is that a modified Futurama reference I see in the description?)
I wanted to make a witty comment, but all I can think is about how awesome this is; and his voice saying… BANG BANG BANG!
I love the Power Glove.
It's so bad.
Anyone else reminded of a rel="nofollow">band from South Park?
His hand gun's more powerful than the Spirit Gun. You can't even see or hear the shot.
Suck it, Yusuke Urameshi.
That weapon is…
*shades*
Number One.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
im at a loss for words. i really dont know what to say.
Vegan Police.
Did someone call for Bang Shishigami?
Must've learned that trick from Heavy weapons guy. Only he's got the semi-automatic model.
I guess you could say this weapon is very HANDy.
If the pointer finger is that powerful I wonder what the middle one would do.
"Fuck you!" *station explodes*
Now THAT'S a "Touch of Death"!
Holy shit! NERF!
i wonder what team hes a fan of….He must like th team alot if his foam finger can shoot
Heavy Weapons Guy would be proud.
POW! HA HA!
Sure am glad he doesn't have this. http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/m41iOWQNdnZK_N_xx…
(mental note: learn to embed images)
BANG! I make it look easy. YOU SEEIN THIS? OF COURSE NOT PAL. CAUSE NO OTHER CLASS GONNA DO THAT!
A literal handgun.
What a wonderful world we live in, friend.
"BOOM! Ha ha!"
"So much blood…"
BANG… I make it look easy.
this:
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POW!!! You Are Dead… Not Big Surprise.
So what's more terrifying here? The foam finger or the Necromorphs? It can go either way, really.
And I still go by my previous statement.
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But now it's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
A weapon of untold killing potential disguised as a harmless item that can easily end up in the hands of innocents only to lead to disaster AND zombies rampaging around a now abandoned environment in the same game?!
It's so beautiful… (especially since the weapon produces adequate amounts of tissue samples to get me a raise)
I think that Foam finger has the power of Chuck Norris fused into it. Either that or Isaac IS Chuck Norris
IMMA FIRIN' MAH FINGOR!!! >:U
Who uses their hand as a gun? I mean what is this? Third grade?
I saw it and thought of this for some reason.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Stalker7d7/…
Scary things make dead now!