METROIDvania

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1. GameboyPATH on January 27th, 2011 10:41 pm
   

   Meanwhile, in Castletroid…
   Simon: "HOLY SHIT I HAVE A GUN, THIS IS MUCH EASIER. And what's this- OH MY GOD MY JUMPING DOESN'T SUCK NOW."
2. MoG on January 27th, 2011 11:42 pm
   

   walk into castle, lose all powerups
3. £cake on January 27th, 2011 10:42 pm
   

   Metroids with bat wings: redundant yet awesome
4. Alpar on January 27th, 2011 10:44 pm
   

   Die Ridley! You don't belong in this universe!

   It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh… I was called forth here by…PIRATES (actually Nintendo) who wish to pay ME tribute!

   Tribute?! You hurt men's souls, and make them your slaves!

   Perhaps the same could be said of all life forms.

   Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill need a raider such as you!

   WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF ORGANS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT Y-

   *Samus kills Ridley again*

   Nintendo: What already? We're running out of ideas fast…
5. Daifuku on January 27th, 2011 10:46 pm
   

   What a terrible night to lose all of your suit powers…
6. RemielChibus on January 27th, 2011 10:47 pm
   

   Holy water cannon? Cross grappling hook? Axe screw attack? Damn, these heart costs are out the roof!
7. vatonnage on January 27th, 2011 10:50 pm
   

   I guess the Justin Bailey code would kinda be redundant here

   …Justin Bailmont?
8. Uzumakiclan43 on January 27th, 2011 11:01 pm
   

   She already has a power beam that she can charge up, land mines, and a grapple laser. What does she want with an infinite supply of axes?
9. Sceptilianblade on January 27th, 2011 11:09 pm
   

   That's an… interesting crossover we have here.
10. Axel X on January 27th, 2011 11:11 pm
    

    And the twist? The main character is actually a guy.
11. Red on January 27th, 2011 11:30 pm
    

    At least there won't be sparkling vampires…
12. Deep Thought on January 27th, 2011 11:35 pm
    

    I approve of this crossover…

    Shawn has redeemed himself in my eyes… again
13. yggdrasil325 on January 27th, 2011 11:37 pm
    

    …I'd play it.
14. Tadferd on January 27th, 2011 11:39 pm
    

    History has proven that the power beam is highly effective against undead.

    Damn Chozo Ghosts….
15. Vabolo on January 27th, 2011 11:41 pm
    

    "Games I'm sad were never made"
16. mikeorike on January 27th, 2011 11:43 pm
    

    dracula's gonna have one hell of a night

    *bow chicka bow wow*
17. Ryu_Bonkosi on January 27th, 2011 11:49 pm
    

    What is a Ma… *samus takes off helmet* Woman…
18. Ichiinu on January 28th, 2011 12:06 am
    

    Wait, Samus has Metroid DNA, which makes her the life sucker… so… Samus is Dracula? Or is she just the new Soma?
19. Ataeru on January 28th, 2011 12:34 am
    

    *throws cash at konami and nintendo*
    MAKE IT!
20. shadow649 on January 28th, 2011 1:44 am
    

    Would this be a side scroller or an FPS? 2D FPS! with 2 dimensions for you to view in 1st person! Oww my head hurts thinking about it already. Just like FPS tetris. *shudders* http://firstpersontetris.com/
21. £cake on January 28th, 2011 2:01 am
    

    Final Boss: PHAZON DRACULA
22. Cypher on January 28th, 2011 2:28 am
    

    And thus, thousands more fanfictions were crappily written.
23. EphEphEcksIII on January 28th, 2011 2:44 am
    

    1476 Valachia

    A great war raged between Ridley and humanity. Just when it seemed that there was no hope for mankind to prevail, out of the darkness and despair, a champion arose, a true-blooded Bounty Hunter named Samus Aran. Aran triumphantly slew Ridley--a truly glorious victory.

    However, the evil one did not pass form this world in silence. With his final screech, Ridley left a demonic curse that enshrouded all of Europe in misery and torment. Ravaged by hideous plague and dire famine, the people's hearts turned black and murderous. The weak were slain without pity, while the land was pillaged and scourged without remorse.

    Three years have passed since the death of Ridley and the invocation of Ridley's Curse.
24. CapnJakeBob on January 28th, 2011 5:36 am
    

    We need to make this occur RIGHT NOW.
25. Marzen on January 28th, 2011 6:35 am
    

    Hmmm….

    Well she's certainly a better protagonist than Castlevania 64's female protagonist. Let's just gag her to make sure, though.
26. Nyoron on January 28th, 2011 9:16 am
    

    This might actually work! But what about the Justin Bailey code…?
27. Leo E. on January 28th, 2011 11:04 am
    

    <img src="http://golgotron.com/wp-content/uploads/Shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpg"&gt;
28. Dr.Panda on January 28th, 2011 11:30 am
    

    So…this just gave me wood….what do i do now?
29. Samus_Aran on January 28th, 2011 12:11 pm
    

    Production screenshots have been revealed!

    <img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Metroidvania.PNG"&gt;
30. mikeorike on January 28th, 2011 4:07 pm
    

    whats next? Devil May Cook?
31. Darth_Destro on January 28th, 2011 5:44 pm
    

    I go to bed early last night, then go to work where I don't have a computer, get home and check Halolz and see that Shawn posted one of my submissions LAST NIGHT!

    *dissapointed*
32. PewnyPL on January 29th, 2011 12:01 am
    

    OF COURSE!
33. Jaser965 on January 29th, 2011 4:03 pm
    

    The worst part about it was that you spent three games collecting your supernatural items and powers, only to realize some other power is trolling you and preventing you from using them. Dracuridley was incredibly difficult without the assistance of the Annihilator Cross.
34. oboewan on January 31st, 2011 10:33 pm
    

    And you have to scan every single book and piece of furniture in the house.

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