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Wearing a paper mask with a dispenser drawn on it SEEMED like a great idea… but it doesn’t work as well as one would think.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 22, 2011 · 5:30 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
DISPENSER SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!!
These equipment updates are getting out of hand.
I wonder, what would happen, If this spy sapped himself now….
inb4 *TIEM PARADOX*
-Whacks the 'dispenser' with a wrench, seeing it get up and stagger away- Dagnabbit!
Scout: Need a Dispenser here!
Engineer: Dispenser comin' right up!
*Engineer lays down the Dispenser*
*Dispenser grows arms and legs*
Scout: What the hell is this crap?
Its a trick, get an axe!
Spy: Bite my shiny metal ass.
I think the spy's ready to "dispense"
meanwhile in Japan
<img src="http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/vendingcamo.jpg">
Does this make the spy a robot? o.o
If so, then we have a robot in disguise. >.>
Spy Dispenser jokes.
Har.
Watch out Engie! He might sap himself!!
Red Engineer(peering into distance): What's that?
Blu Engineer: I don't know, but it looks like a Lukoil Dispenser!
Red Engineer: Really? Ohboyoboyoboy! (runs into the distance, stabbing sound, indecipherable swear)
Blu Engineer (Running up): Red! Red! What's the matter?
Red Engineer(in death throes): It turned-URK-out to be a BP Dispenser.
(Blue Engineer looks in the distance to see a Blue Spy slinking off into the distance He gives the Spy a very subtle thumbs-up.)
That would explain why the Pyro was hitting the dispenser with the axe yelling "I'M HELPING" (or a muffled equivalent of it, more accurately) earlier.
Okay! Comment time!
Wait….I've got nothin.
*pulls out clipboard*
Over 9000 joke? No.
Zelda reference? No.
Sunglasses and yeah? No.
Card games on motorcycles? No.
Jokes from my limited knowledge of hat-I mean team fortress 2? No.
Any of you guys got anything?
Gentlmen!
On this day we have invented a new monster of TF2.
Behold!
The SPYSPENCER!
DiSPYnser goin' up!
Spyspenser be dispensin' backstabs.
Or would it dispense more spys?
that spy's cover will be blown fast when he's beaten to death because the engineer wants to upgrade the dispenser
Eeeerectin' a spycheck!
Actually, this would make a lot more sense if it were a spy disguised as a sentry. I mean, what engineer goes around smacking dispensers?
Does the Scout's mother know about this?
THERES A SPAH IN MAH DISPENSER!
YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK TO SAP SO WE PUT A DISPENSER IN UR SPY SO YOU CAN SAP WHILE DISPENSING A SAP!
I looks like no-one got the joke :|
What would happen if Engineer upgraded the Spyspenser?
Watch out!
It's Spy Man!
<img src="http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/galleries/display/66/66554.jpg">
Kinda old now, but…
I CAME DOWN FROM MY MOUNTAIN FOR THIS?!?!?!?
Looks like engie is out for revenge against the dispenser that sapped him.
That dispenser's a Decepticon!
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Reminds me of when I dominated a spy as an engie, crafty bastards
remember when spy could had build a dispenser lvl 1? :P
Hell, I'd still sap it.