Blasphemy! Pokéscience has no room for your radical theories on “natural selection!”
All Pokemon were created by a single almighty being! (…Nintendo)
By Santo76 and Bio-bot 9000
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2011 · 9:41 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Retro, Science/Math, Strike A Pose · Leave a comment () 150 Comments |
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If only hitting animals with rocks made them evolve in real life.
For Darwin, cock fighting just wasn't enough…
Where is your Satoshi Tajiri now?
Yes but does he remember the name of his grandson?
Omastar, Blastoise, Cloyster, Exeggcute and Togepi shells.
Horsea and Seadra in jars.
Stuffed Pikachu, Parasect, Pidgeotto, and Pidgeot.
Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard skulls.
A map of Kanto AND a setch of the S.S. Anne.
11 books.
Some weird… light thingy…..
And an ink bottle.
He's got 99 items.
But a Dex aint one.
Only Gen I?
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HERESY! >=C
If natural selection theory was true, Magikarps wouldn't exist.
What?
MAGIKARP is evolving!
Press B to cancel.
6.5 Millions years later, MAGIKARP evolved into GYARADOS!
Psh. It's obvious that the entire Pokemon realm was created by a being with 1000 tenta- I mean, arms >_> <_<
And doesn't forget his grandson's name
How would Darwin explain the existence of MissingNo.?
The original pokemon master?
First Arceus, now this?
We at the Catholic Pokechurch are not happy with these heresies being tossed about involving a "god" pokemon, or that pokemon evolved from other pokemon, or that Jesus was, in fact, a Mr. Mime.
You know that picture of that Ape with Darwin's head on it?
That's his pre-evolved form.
*looks a little closer*
Togepi is found with Exeggcute? THIS IS MIND-BLOWING!
History in my Pokemon???
Oh wait… Legendary Pokemons do have history…
Nevermind.
If in the Pokemon universe, the animal kingdom is replaced completely by Pokemon, then what are humans?
…
Thanks, Darwin.
His final words: "I am not the least afraid to faint."
That jacket he's wearing is pimp status.
Finally, someone who can offer theories about what pokemon life was like over 9000 years ago. Were all pokemon made of rocks? What did they eat before pokemon food became readily availible? Surely the occasional berry plant was not enough. Did trainers throw cave balls? Who was the first person to discover flamethrower? So many questions, so little time.
His expeditions in the Orange Islands are quite famous…
…OR…
Looks like he caught 'em all,
for SCIENCE!
He's too busy being ON A BOAT!!!
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Darwin has proven through one picture that he is much better at the study of pokemon than Prof. Oak.
that's actually very cleaver. I would never of thought up Darwin theory of evolution with pokemon.
oh and shawn, the pokemon world does have natural selection. just look at kabuto and the rareness factor.
All Pokemon were created by a single almighty being! (…Creatures)
fixed.
This man is out of his mind!
He believes that we evolve from Primapes and Infernapes!
Why that would make humans violent, easily agrivated savages who tend to fight with their fist and use fire to defeat their enemys!
…
wait…
Are you an evolutionist or a creationist?
Anyone else having troubles commenting?
I've replied to some, but they've shown up on others halfway up/down the page,
and replies to comments aren't showing up 100% either.
Do you open the door?
>yes
You've been eaten by a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.