SSSSSSSSSSSSSS…? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2011 · 11:14 AM |
Categories: Microsoft, Minecraft, Photo Op, Red Ring of Death, Systems, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 108 Comments |
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Must not sleep, Creeper will eat me.
That Xbox 360 took over 12,000 redstone circuits to make functional! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
MY WHAT A NICE ECKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBAWKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Or rather, going away from each other at high velocity.
You could say that that XBox…
*Shades*
…Won't be 'Live much longer.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OBJECTION!
The Red Ring of Death reveals that this Xbox can still diagnose a "General Hardware Failure", so it was not blown into pieces.
Your Honor, Microsoft is clearly using my client as a scapegoat!
Steve Ballmer starts sweating.
Creeper be ssssssapin' mah Xboxxxxxx!
Shoulda bought a PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3
The 360 can't handle one penis? What a tease…
Nice console you got there, Bill Gatesssssssssssssssssssss……
Oh wait, wrong persssssssssssonnnn…Always thinking that Microssssssoft…BOOM!
Why did I put him on top of there in the 1st place? WHHHYYYYYYYYYY???
This is a problem I'll have to fix myself.
*punches X-box for 20 seconds*
That's why I have flaming torches sticking out of my 360.
And you said it was a stupid idea. Who's laughing now, huh?
How to craft an X-Box:
A circle of iron blocks with redstone in the center. That way, it's instantly a red-ringed Xbox! There's no wait anymore, aren't you happy?! :D
Well, back to Microssssssssssssssssssoft.
Creeper sappin mah Xbox.
dont worry, the creeper wasnt harmed
the xbox was red ringed long before he got there
I sssse a sad faccccce on that Xboxxxxx…
Undersssstandable ssseeing what'ssss on top of it…
good thing i don't own an Xbox 360, creepers hate playstation 2.
*Sees Creeper on playstaion 2*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
I'll jussssst leave thissssss here…..
http://photobucket.com/images/minecraft%20papercr…
I don't have a comment related to the post because I lack the intelligence to create a good pun, but Youtube updated with a horrible, new main page… AGAIN.
But…he blows up not makes system hardware failures….
OMG I want a creeper for my Xbox! :D
Way to steal my joke, Halolz!
And they were bad enough on Minecraft, now they're on our XBoxes?!
Pretty soon, they'll be all around the internet with their exploding viruses!
Somewhat related news: the L button on my DS stopped working and I thought I'd have to go through another "repair" with the company (we all know they just send you a different console), only this time out of the warranty (yes, a handheld last longer than a console. Gotta love how well put together a 360 is).
Turns out, I was able to fix the problem by blowing into the DS. This leads me to believe 2 things.
1. Nintendo never abandoned the heart and soul of the NES (and also the lungs)
2. All problems need to be solvable with a similar solution
Its a real SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHAME THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT.
Did you know that every time your house gets blown up in Minecraft, someone in the world gets the red rings of death? Well, for pennies a day, you can help send relief efforts to everyone who has gotten the red rings of death. So please have a heart, and donate. (Paid for by the Federation of Asshole Gamers 'F@G')
What has SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSScience done?!