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MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXsssssss...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSS…? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2011 · 11:14 AM 
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Microsoft, Minecraft, Photo Op, Red Ring of Death, Systems, Xbox 360

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OBJECTION!

The Red Ring of Death reveals that this Xbox can still diagnose a "General Hardware Failure", so it was not blown into pieces.

Your Honor, Microsoft is clearly using my client as a scapegoat!

Steve Ballmer starts sweating.
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41 replies · active 745 weeks ago
You could say that that XBox...

*Shades*

...Won't be 'Live much longer.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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14 replies · active 745 weeks ago
That Xbox 360 took over 12,000 redstone circuits to make functional! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
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The 360 can't handle one penis? What a tease...
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Shoulda bought a PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3
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3 replies · active 745 weeks ago
That's why I have flaming torches sticking out of my 360.

And you said it was a stupid idea. Who's laughing now, huh?
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2 replies · active 737 weeks ago
MY WHAT A NICE ECKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBAWKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Must not sleep, Creeper will eat me.
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6 replies · active 745 weeks ago
Creeper be ssssssapin' mah Xboxxxxxx!
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How to craft an X-Box:

A circle of iron blocks with redstone in the center. That way, it's instantly a red-ringed Xbox! There's no wait anymore, aren't you happy?! :D
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
Well, back to Microssssssssssssssssssoft.
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good thing i don't own an Xbox 360, creepers hate playstation 2.

*Sees Creeper on playstaion 2*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
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This is a problem I'll have to fix myself.
*punches X-box for 20 seconds*
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dont worry, the creeper wasnt harmed
the xbox was red ringed long before he got there
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Creeper sappin mah Xbox.
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Why did I put him on top of there in the 1st place? WHHHYYYYYYYYYY???
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Nice console you got there, Bill Gatesssssssssssssssssssss......
Oh wait, wrong persssssssssssonnnn...Always thinking that Microssssssoft...BOOM!
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Somewhat related news: the L button on my DS stopped working and I thought I'd have to go through another "repair" with the company (we all know they just send you a different console), only this time out of the warranty (yes, a handheld last longer than a console. Gotta love how well put together a 360 is).

Turns out, I was able to fix the problem by blowing into the DS. This leads me to believe 2 things.
1. Nintendo never abandoned the heart and soul of the NES (and also the lungs)
2. All problems need to be solvable with a similar solution
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
Way to steal my joke, Halolz!
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I don't have a comment related to the post because I lack the intelligence to create a good pun, but Youtube updated with a horrible, new main page... AGAIN.
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5 replies · active 745 weeks ago
I sssse a sad faccccce on that Xboxxxxx...

Undersssstandable ssseeing what'ssss on top of it...
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1 reply · active 745 weeks ago
Its a real SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHAME THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT.
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OMG I want a creeper for my Xbox! :D
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But...he blows up not makes system hardware failures....
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And they were bad enough on Minecraft, now they're on our XBoxes?!
Pretty soon, they'll be all around the internet with their exploding viruses!
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What has SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSScience done?!
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I'll jussssst leave thissssss here.....
http://photobucket.com/images/minecraft%20papercr...
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Did you know that every time your house gets blown up in Minecraft, someone in the world gets the red rings of death? Well, for pennies a day, you can help send relief efforts to everyone who has gotten the red rings of death. So please have a heart, and donate. (Paid for by the Federation of Asshole Gamers 'F@G')
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