Monday, April 07, 2025


THE INTERNET - It ruins everything

If looking at the fortune teller’s sign in A Link to the Past today doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable, consider yourself extremely lucky.
Screenshot by Primeribsteak

Blog Widget by LinkWithin



Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 15, 2011 · 2:39 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (258 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Categories:
Disturbing, Internets, Motivational, Nintendo, Retro, SNES, The Legend of Zelda

· Leave a comment (133 Comments)





 

Comments (133)

Loading... Logging you in...
  • Logged in as
Login or signup now to comment.
This one is a bit of a stretch..
Reply
3 replies · active 742 weeks ago
I don't get iOHGOD!

Link's hair is pink! D:
Reply
1 reply · active 742 weeks ago
Eye-Bleach here! http://eyebleach.com/
Reply
11 replies · active 741 weeks ago
Considering this is the previous submission:

I see what you did there, Shawn.
Reply
2 replies · active 742 weeks ago
Fortune Teller: Now, Link. Stare into my crystal ball and tell me what you see.
Link: Ok, let's see here. That looks like... OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Fortune Teller: HAHA! What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Link: I'm gonna go throw up now.
Reply
The skulls are the remains of those who entered unprepared.
Reply
5 replies · active 741 weeks ago
*sigh*
i hate you internet
and yet i cant leave you
Reply
3 replies · active 742 weeks ago
*sees image*

Well, yeah, it's the Fortune Teller's house. What's so strange ab-- *sees what the image is calling attention to*

Oh, fuck you, Internet. FUCK YOU.
Reply
Now that's a puzzle you don't wanna solve...
Reply
You guys are responding like this is a new development of the internet.
Reply
Am I the only one who didn't see some kind of horrible stretching, and instead saw a 16-bit shoop-da-woop? Did the skull statues flanking it's gaping maw not tip him off to some horrible fate -at all-?

I'm firin' my alternative perspective lazar, kids.
Reply
That explains why the fortune teller restores my hearts every time I...

Oh God.
Reply
1 reply · active 742 weeks ago
Link REALLY shouldn't get the treasure in that tiny hole.
Reply
4 replies · active 742 weeks ago
...i don't get it
Reply
8 replies · active 742 weeks ago
Old school internet trolling? In MY Halolz?
Reply
3 replies · active 742 weeks ago
This is true. Look at rules 34 and 35. After obeying the two rules, apply eye bleach directly to the indicated area.
Reply
I COULD look at the fortune teller's sign with no problem before this post...
Dammit Internetz
Reply
I honestly don't know what I'm looking for.
I'm either blind or bloody lucky...
Reply
Its weird how right after the rape train submission this one comes along...Hmmmm.....
Reply
I... don't get it...
Reply
5 replies · active 742 weeks ago
.............. SPHINCTER! :U
Reply
My train of thought:
"I don't get this. I really don't get this. Am I the only one who doesn't get thi- OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I JUST GOT IT."

And then I proceeded to apply blunt force trauma to my head, in an attempt to forget. So that at least one piece of my childhood may remain intact.
Reply
1 reply · active 742 weeks ago
OH GOD! ... what's that light at the end of the 'tunnel' ?
Reply
*stares at picture* hmm well i don't quiet see it, maybe it's a oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
goatse ._.
Reply
2 replies · active 742 weeks ago
This is why we can't have nice things.
Reply
All i see is two dinosaurs after a glowing ball....and a pink haired link

waait......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Reply
*Looks at picture*

I don't get wha...

*Looks closer*

OH SWEET KHORNE! SOMEBODY GET ME THE BRAIN-BLEACH!
Reply
1 reply · active 741 weeks ago
Can't be unseen.
Why, why, why can't it be unseen?
My industrial strength brain bleach has failed me yet again.
I should never have purchased it from that gypsy with the costco badge.
Reply
makes you wonder where his other hand is
Reply
seriously ive been looking at the image then the comments for a while now and I dont get it.
all I see are skulls in front of an odd texture for a wall, a sign showing for a fortune teller and link with pink hair.
Reply
3 replies · active 741 weeks ago
You go to a fortune teller so that you can see the future;
I guess that would have been helpful here!
Reply
I really dont get it.....explain plz
Reply
I see what you did there.

And I kind of wish I didn't. T^T
Reply
The sign looks like goatse; is that it? If so: meh you coulda' done better.
Reply
I need a user to give a long and witty retort to this question on a comment-based opinion system to explain what the hell this is suppose to be. And please tell me if its dirty.
Reply
4 replies · active 742 weeks ago
I honestly do not get this. I need somebody dirtier than me to explain it.
Reply
Oh god. I CAN SEE EVERYTHING.
Reply
I don't see....OMG! THOSE BUSHES! EYE BLEACH PLOX!

Yeah no. Swing and a miss, Halolz.
Reply
Sonofabitch.

I got it ;__;
Reply
What just happened;

*looks at picture* I don't get the problem...

*looks at comments* OH GOD.
Reply
i dont get it... is it suposed to be a bung hole or something?
Reply
Oh god I finally get it. Makes me wonder why I bothered in the first place after reading the comments about how bad it is...
Reply
After Link came out he promptly took a cold shower.
Reply
Sadly after looking at this and finding out what exactly it is I was looking at...all I could think of is that part in AMV Hell 0 "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!! Corn!"
Reply
Good news! It's a suppository!
Reply
Oh fuck off, internet! The memories of those images were repressed for a REASON.
Reply
At first i was neutral, then i was puzzled, then i started thinking, then my mind was blown and i proceeded to eyebleach.com
Reply
Haha get it? Cause the crystal ball kinda sort of from a distance in a dark room while squinting looks like a penis! heh heh... yea....
Reply
IDK if I see it, does it have anything to do with the anus?
Reply
And to think link only wanted his fortune read....
Reply

Comments by