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BREADCRAB

All I can think of is Heavy Weapons Guy… “Mmm… so filling!”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2011 · 6:31 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (338 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)
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Dang it, Lamarr, stop loafing around!
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1 reply · active 746 weeks ago
Where's Butter Freeman when you need him!?
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5 replies · active 746 weeks ago
the bakrey was deserted an the pants wer ded. and john froman went up to teh baerk and saw tat he had breadcrabs.
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"Whats that Breadcrab? Kill them all? Good idea!"
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What? Is just bread.
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2 replies · active 733 weeks ago
You will be baked, and then there will be breadcrab.

Uh oh. Somebody cut Lamarr. I told them to wait for you, but they cut her anyway.
There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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Gordon Freeman approved!
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3 replies · active 746 weeks ago
This would go great with some watermelon
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1 reply · active 746 weeks ago
You could call this a 'Breadhumper' but I think that's more of a lifestyle choice than a creature.
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Funny the first line I thought of was M. Bison saying, "This is DELICIOUS!"
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When it jumps on someone's head they become one of the un-bread
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Crab battle!!!!
*equips butterknife*
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That breadcrab's a spy! (and slightly baked at 395 degrees for 20 minutes)
Wait a second...
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2 replies · active 746 weeks ago
that breadcrab looks...

*shades*

baked

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(feels good man)AAAAAAAAAA
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in soviet Russia you eat head crab!

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which reminds me, could someone pass the butter?
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In Soviet Russia... you eat headcrab?
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you eat it while it eats you
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Watch out for the breadhumpers, Gordon!
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HOLY BALLSACK! I LOVE BREAD BUT THIS? WTF!
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I will cut you like a Cornish bread loaf!
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we need more food posts on this site like this and the jello metroid

i love food! :D
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What's that Breadcrab? Bake them all? GOOD IDEA! HAHAHA!
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*singing with Heavy's voice" Breadcrab in pace is going to eat your face....

[Am I doing it right?]
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"I cant give you my lisense officer"
"Why not"
"BECAUSE YOU ARE BREADCRAB ZOMBIE"
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Baked at 400 Degrees Kelvin!
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Uh, that Barney...
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Oh, no! Where did Breadcrab come from?
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"I'm carving these things up like thanksgiving turkey! Y'know these things kinda look a little bit like chickens without feathers. Kinda makes me wonder how one tastes. Maybe I'll take one home and cook it."
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Headcrab: now good with ham!
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It looks about as healthy to eat as a headcrab
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Highly improbably bread shapes?

Kid approves!
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4 replies · active 746 weeks ago

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