I don’t normally make out with aliens… but this guy seems on the level.
And what the heck it’s the holidays!
By Jhales
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 27, 2010 · 5:05 AM
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Categories: Advice Meme, Aliens, Christmas, Half-Life, Holidays, It's A Trap!, PC, Playstation, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (43 Comments) |
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Spitter: Aww you so shweet. Gimmie sum shuga!
Oh, Lamarr, you silly headcrab.
I dont kiss on the first date buddy! Under the hat stuff only happens on the 4th date at max!
Not bad, but mistletoe does have white berries.
Pretty sure that’s holly.
Aww, look…he's even decked himself out in red!
Look headcrab, I've already been stuck in this position with an antlion, a combine advisor, a vortigaunt, and Dr. Wallace Breen. I'm sorry, but I'm really not in the mood to see you.
If I played Garry's mod more than a few hours at a friend's house, I could probably say something witty with having a semblance of intelligent humor. Instead, I comment on how the wording of Mister's Head-crab's question is directly asking if I would like the mistletoe itself, which I would very much.
I'd put it over Link's bed while he was sleeping and watch a torrent of fangirls maul him while he's asleep. Or Bakura's, or Marik'. That'd be funny. Then when they''d try to summon a monster from the shadow realm, I'd be like SummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonIt
YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH FOR MY TOW-MISSILE
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Let me give you my response:
HELL NO!
im pretty sure thats holly, not mistletoe
No thanks, got a date with a Combine right down the street.
don't worry i wont bite … much
i only have one awser to this grossing situation…Kiss Me!
*sunset appears at the background,with slow romantic music*
I EFFING HATE THOSE THINGS! AND I HATE MISSLETOE(HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT)!
Hey, I'm a crowbar, so I'll "kiss" ANY headcrab.
And by "kiss" I mean "bash repeatedly".
Glad you guys enjoyed it.
Someone took my regular Jhales username on intensedebate, so thats my forum name.
Time to flex my wit and come up with some good ones.
well I would but thats not mistletoe sweetie, thats holly
and people wonder why geeks get this virgin stereotype
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Perhaps Heavy would be willing?
sorry, I'm kinda seeing a xenomorph at the moment…
Sure it's just a kiss, but you'll wake up the next morning wondering what the hell you've done and BAM! Your face is pregnant with a headcrab!
Okay, but lets do quic- OH GOD ITS ON MY FACE!!!!
I don't always make out with aliens. But when I do…
I prefer Asaris
Objection! Mistletoe has white berries!
Don't get too into it or else you'll get… (hehe) CRABS!
Hahahahahahaha… Ah… Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stop.
I'm quite afraid that me kissing that thing will end up with me thinking the pants are dead. :/
Hey kids guess what Santa got you from Christmas! :D
I'D HIT THAT… WITH MY CROWBAR
Hmm, I dunno… Something about this doesn't seem quite right… :/
Aha!
That's holly, not mistletoe!