It probably wouldn’t kill Ezio to rethink his inventory configuration a bit. Hell where is he keeping what he has now anyway?
By Logan M.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2010 · 8:32 AM
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pfft…all you need is the gun anyways…also first
Oh god a repost QUICK SHAWN DELETE IT BEFORE PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT HOW THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS EVEN THOUGH IT HAS HAPPENED ONLY 3 TIMES!
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Carry a sword/mace, dagger, metal glove, throwing knives, poison and a hand cannon
Only use the Hidden Blades.
Well, Ezio still has nothing on any GTA protanist, If we talk bout carrying stuff…
Where does he keep all the stuff? A bag of holding, of course!
He doesn't want the dead people to get lung cancer!
If you count recycled jokes, there's been a few.
I bet Ezio learned how to hide his equipment from Link.
I mean honestly, It's not like it's the 14 hundreds or something ….wait
Where's he keeping it you ask?
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I really need to put my forum name on my e-mailed submissions.
Feels all weird seeing my first name on things.
Also:
Buy a Wii.
Only play SNES games.
Stop! Hammerspace!
He got nothing on the true king of the infinite inventory, Guybrush Threepwood.
500,000 florens and 15 parachutes? what is he going to go skydiving with 14 prostitutes?
In response to the caption; He must have taken lessons from Link. The original carry around insane amouts of stuff with nowhere to put it guy.
He's totally pulling a Max. He just keeps them in the same little pocket dimension the Lugermorph is stored in.
FINISH HIM!
Fucking inventory systems. How do they work?
On a side note, I have just realized that my e-peen has dropped to 66 due to some unexplained reason. Technically this means that I shouldn't be allowed to have an avatar with a monocle and top hat. Doing such a thing is an insult to the 69+ E-peen posters of Halolz
To redeem myself for shaming my fellow gentlemen, I will now go on a journey. A journey to kill the illiterate. Perhaps if I kill enough people I will be able to wear a monocle once more.
how can he fit all of those weapons and gadgets in his pocket?
I'm not sure. I'm afraid we'll need to use……MATH.
cut! no no no man, you're making me fall asleep. TO DEATH, bro. ok, the line is: SAY WHAAAAAT?!
On topic, I find that odd. my precious e-peen still hasn't recovered T_T
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Florins*?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's called an inter-dimensional hypercube.That's how Jimmy Neutron did it, and I'm guessing how game designers are explaining problems with physics.
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Either that, or a wizard did it.