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Carry 500,000 florens, 15 fucking parachutes and only 3 goddamn smoke bombs.

It probably wouldn’t kill Ezio to rethink his inventory configuration a bit. Hell where is he keeping what he has now anyway?
By Logan M.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2010 · 8:32 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (181 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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Assassin's Creed, Irony, PC, Playstation, Strike A Pose, Ubisoft, Xbox 360

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Carry a sword/mace, dagger, metal glove, throwing knives, poison and a hand cannon

Only use the Hidden Blades.
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16 replies · active 750 weeks ago
500,000 florens and 15 parachutes? what is he going to go skydiving with 14 prostitutes?
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2 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Where's he keeping it you ask?

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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
I bet Ezio learned how to hide his equipment from Link.
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2 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Fucking inventory systems. How do they work?

On a side note, I have just realized that my e-peen has dropped to 66 due to some unexplained reason. Technically this means that I shouldn't be allowed to have an avatar with a monocle and top hat. Doing such a thing is an insult to the 69+ E-peen posters of Halolz

To redeem myself for shaming my fellow gentlemen, I will now go on a journey. A journey to kill the illiterate. Perhaps if I kill enough people I will be able to wear a monocle once more.
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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
He got nothing on the true king of the infinite inventory, Guybrush Threepwood.
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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
He doesn't want the dead people to get lung cancer!
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1 reply · active 750 weeks ago
Where does he keep all the stuff? A bag of holding, of course!
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8 replies · active 750 weeks ago
In response to the caption; He must have taken lessons from Link. The original carry around insane amouts of stuff with nowhere to put it guy.
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2 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Well, Ezio still has nothing on any GTA protanist, If we talk bout carrying stuff...
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4 replies · active 750 weeks ago
I mean honestly, It's not like it's the 14 hundreds or something ....wait
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Florins*?
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He's totally pulling a Max. He just keeps them in the same little pocket dimension the Lugermorph is stored in.
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Oh god a repost QUICK SHAWN DELETE IT BEFORE PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT HOW THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS EVEN THOUGH IT HAS HAPPENED ONLY 3 TIMES!
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10 replies · active 750 weeks ago
Ladies and gentlemen, it's called an inter-dimensional hypercube.That's how Jimmy Neutron did it, and I'm guessing how game designers are explaining problems with physics.

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Either that, or a wizard did it.
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Stop! Hammerspace!
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I really need to put my forum name on my e-mailed submissions.
Feels all weird seeing my first name on things.

Also:
Buy a Wii.
Only play SNES games.
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how can he fit all of those weapons and gadgets in his pocket?

I'm not sure. I'm afraid we'll need to use......MATH.
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pfft...all you need is the gun anyways...also first
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