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Ganon - The Other Dark Meat
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Who knew video game animals could be cooked in so many ways? I sure didn’t!
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The Incredible Edible Chocobo
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Yoshi Tastes Like Chicken
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 29, 2010 · 11:51 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (159 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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Charts & Graphs, Final Fantasy, NES, Nintendo, Now We're Cookin', Retro, SNES, Square Enix, Super Mario Bros, Tasty Treats, The Legend of Zelda, Tips & Tricks, Weird

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It seems that these villains are bad....
*puts on glasses*
No matter which way you cut it.
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Also, I'm very hungry now.
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3 replies · active 751 weeks ago
I have the sudden urge for Kentucky Firaga Chocobo, along with their pom-pom Moogle pack. It's Kuporrific!
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I prefer pigeon.
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12 replies · active 751 weeks ago
I still prefer my Shy Guy flambe.
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4 replies · active 740 weeks ago
Soup.
Would it be bad if I used Yoshi's tongue as a spoon?

-Super Mario Cutters
-Final Factory
-A link to the Packaging
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1 reply · active 751 weeks ago
Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock!

....Wait what do you mean they don't serve them here?!
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2 replies · active 751 weeks ago
Don't beef with these butchers, unless you're willing to prove you're not chicken.
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Koopa can finally say that he's a cut above the rest thanks to this post.

*shot by the bad pun police*
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i wonder if head crabs taste like regular crabs?
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It's all too small to read on this site >_<

EDIT: And yes, I know the source is linked, I'm just sayin.
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1 reply · active 751 weeks ago
Now a full English breakfast complete with Toast (cooked via King Koopa flame breath), Scrambled Chocobo Eggs, Ganon-cut bacon, Yoshi sausages and a side of super mushrooms sounds like a meal only a God (of War) would enjoy.
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I've just ate a part of Yoshi... it does not taste like chicken.

The Ganon was delicious, however. Heh.... King of Evil, my ass!
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1 reply · active 751 weeks ago
Help me cut the choice meats

+1 to those who know where I got that line from
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4 replies · active 751 weeks ago
UGH! I will never again eat while browsing Halolz - I just lost my supper...
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5 replies · active 751 weeks ago
Alton Brown used vivisect.
Its super effective!
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So who else is in the mood for chocobobs?
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So the first poster is for all Koopas, right?
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This was made all the more awsome by the fact I'm eatting stew, but now I'm sad that it is just plain old beef stew and not yohsi tongue stew D:
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that explains Ganon's pork fetsih...

reference to ---> http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/21/it-sucks-to-be-w...
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*Looks at charts, sees last chart, looks around and whips out a shotgun*

OH HELLZ NAH! If anything I eat you people not the other way around! Plus you can live off ganon for years, go eat him.
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1 reply · active 751 weeks ago
Hm... Is it just me, or do the Ganon bacon strips taste like evil?
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2 replies · active 751 weeks ago
I just came back from the obligatory army day today, I got home hungry as hell and frozen like a popsicle, turn on my laptop, check Halolz, and the first thing I see is this...
IT HURTS
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Now I'm disappointed I just got a salad for lunch.
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I don't think yoshi is yummy.....only the tongue....

(did I ever told you about cheese-burger-cake? I never tasted it..... how about you?)
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Well, now if I'm stuck in a waste land popularted by unfinished construction work, where one step can be a brutal ambush, or a pace filled with walking pigs, I'll know how to feed myself.
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Yoshi: it's what's for dinner!
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Please remeber to place all left over meats into the nearest brick, its the gamer thing to do.
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it too dangerous to go alone. take this burger
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So did Louie escape from the Pikmin Universe or something?
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KFC's Double Down sounds pretty good now!!!
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I have the strangest feeling that...Link would taste delicious cooked over an open-flame with some basil and chopped onions.
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1 reply · active 751 weeks ago
I had no idea the Koopa King's shell was so meaty.
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Yoshi got me.
Taste like chicken. Lol
Wait. Where is Goomba?
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1 reply · active 751 weeks ago
If only the first one said "It's what's for dinner", then the kings question would finally be answered
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Bizarre Foods: SNES Edition
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Isn't it ironic that Yoshi is the one being eaten this time around?
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3 replies · active 751 weeks ago
thay are so mean to chocobos and i have one as a pet!
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