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FUKKEN HOW DO I WORK?!

Huh. Seriously, how does he work? I mean if he’s full of magnetism wouldn’t that short out his hard drive, or memory banks, or whatever the hell robot masters use? That Dr. Wily is more of a genius than I gave him credit for!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2010 · 10:56 AM 
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Capcom, Irony, Mega Man, Robots, Science/Math

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looks like magnet-man
*shades*
is POSITIVELY confused
YYYEEEAAAahhhhnnoooo
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4 replies · active 755 weeks ago
Answer:
The same way you have to log in, in order to log out.
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
Magnets, they FUCKING work because unpaired electrons spinning in the same direction create lines of magnetic domains!
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
I can think of a couple of jobs he'd be better suited to than what Dr. Wily has him doing.

- Space station repair (magnetizes to outer layer. Walks around.)
- Finding lost keys
- compass tester
- computer tester
- Window washer (magnetizes to iron framework)

What can YOU add?
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3 replies · active 755 weeks ago
This is a legitimate question people. Dr. Wily invented a robot with circuitry immune to MAGNETS. Fuck the robot made out of a stump, he's made a robot that SHOULD BE WEAK TO HIMSELF BUT ISN'T.

Its almost like he learned from Metal Man...and made a competent....robot........FUCKING RUN HE'S LEARNING WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
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Perhaps Magnet Man would be able to help Plusle with a little problem he's been having.
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Dr Wily probably doesn't know how he works either. He probably created Magnetman for the sole purpose of giving Megaman power-up that will kill him instantly, but hey whaddayaknow FUKKEN MIRACLES!
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mIrAcLeS.
Duh.
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Magic... All around you!!!
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12 replies · active 755 weeks ago
Well you see, around the nucleus of the atom, where the protons and neutrons live, there are electrons whizzing around. We used to think that they had certain circular orbits like the planets have around the sun, but have discovered that it is much more complicated, and much more exciting! Instead, the patterns of where we would likely find the electron within one of these orbitals takes into account Schroedinger's-

Oh, you didn't actually want to know? Sorry then.
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4 replies · active 755 weeks ago
I assume as long as he doesn't touch himself with his magnet-hands that Magnet Man should be okay. Poor Magnet Man, puberty must've been a very tough time for him. Wait...do robot masters have puberty? I mean nobody has ever actually seen Wiley build them, for all we know MagnetMan was just a fridge magnet that became self-aware.
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Never question these things, because that's when things go bad. Like in Looney Tunes when a character is running off a cliff and doesn't fall until they realize they're in mid air.
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3 replies · active 755 weeks ago
This is somewhat relevant to Mega Man fans: Mega Man Legends 3 has been announced for the 3DS. Insert freaking out Mega Man fanatic comments.
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3 replies · active 755 weeks ago
If I could take another rough stab at it, if you please.
There could be some sort of nano-technology keeping the magnetic fields in check, or at the very least, storing the memory and so on through entirely different means that cannot be wiped via magnets, i.e. a more hardware based system of storing data.

Or it could be wizards.
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3 replies · active 755 weeks ago
I remember Shonen making this and sending it in months ago. Good to see some Halolz rules are still in effect.
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4 replies · active 755 weeks ago
really my question iswhere those magnets come from
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Fucking grammers how does one comprehend it?
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
Slam back...
*clown paint*
A Faygo.

WOOPWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
Maybe he uses a flash drive for data storage?
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7 replies · active 755 weeks ago
Solid State hard drives.
That is all.
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Prawns. Because you can't have fokken without prawns. Fokken prawns.
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all we need is rainbow man
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What does megaman have to do with CSI?
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