And no calamine lotion for you either! Coodoo forbids it!

CAN’T LET YOU SCRATCH THAT, CHICKEN POX!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 1, 2010 · 10:17 PM

(255 votes, average: 2.34 out of 5)

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Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Photo Op, StarFox

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MrRaccoon 106p · 758 weeks ago

Poor Wolf, long has passed since his reign or terror of nolethingyoudothat-iness, now he is the big bad wolf... on kindergarden

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SnowKatana 75p · 758 weeks ago

The job market isn't that good anymore.

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Cheat2Win 82p · 758 weeks ago

Hey, a stage performance of "The Three Little Pigs" and "Peter and the Wolf" is more profitable than you think.

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supreme_slayer 71p · 758 weeks ago

Doesn't Wolf have to think about his integrity, though?

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Cheat2Win 82p · 758 weeks ago

Hey, jobs are hard to come by and at least he's still playing the role of the bad guy.

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MicSounders13th 44p · 758 weeks ago

But... You're not supposed to scratch chicken pox, so this advice is valid.

Doesn't this mean Wolf is being.. a good guy?!

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supreme_slayer 71p · 758 weeks ago

But at what cost? At. What. Cost?

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 758 weeks ago

Don't get too cocky kid.

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Badonk 105p · 758 weeks ago

FALCON...lotion?

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 758 weeks ago

How the fuck are you at the bottom?

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 758 weeks ago

TROLLS SAPPING OUR HALOLZ.

+1'S LOCKED ON TARGET! *Nukes everyone with +1's*

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 758 weeks ago

Argh! I'm hit! I'm going down!

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flayer 52p · 758 weeks ago

*Beep Beep*
DM1293?
DM1293?!
DMMMMMMM1293!!!!

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BasketGT 95p · 758 weeks ago

Roger that, Commander, firing additional +1 Nukes now.

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 758 weeks ago

Use lotion wisely!

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 758 weeks ago

I sincerely hope that kid's name is James.

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MyndKeeper 22p · 758 weeks ago

I could use some help with this pox!

Also, first comment on Halolz! My adventure begins . . .

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Sir_Nox 102p · 758 weeks ago

Gee, I've got the chicken pox, how swell.

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MorningMoon 97p · 758 weeks ago

Being without a good starfox game for this long has affected the cast.
Don't even ask what Slippy is doing nowadays...

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Semi-DemiFiend 70p · 758 weeks ago

lemme guess something involving sexual acts I presume?

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 758 weeks ago

slipslipslipslip

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MorningMoon 97p · 758 weeks ago

I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK!! D<

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Jackthehedgy 76p · 758 weeks ago

Yes, the first thing I want to do when I wake up is look at a little kid with no shirt on.
</sarcasm>

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shazbot32 78p · 758 weeks ago

the economy mustve hit wolf hard, now hes praying on children...
wait...

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KamikazeGible 86p · 758 weeks ago

Stooping to picking on little kids? That's just mean, Wolf.

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DarthShadow91 97p · 758 weeks ago

You act like he probably hasn't ALREADY done that.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 758 weeks ago

http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/24/cant-let-you-cel...

Case in point, he'll do it whenever he wants.

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M4DD4WG 85p · 758 weeks ago

It really is for his own good.

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Rocker23220 87p · 758 weeks ago

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the-

Oh. No lotion?

....How about an oatmeal bath instead?

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Hareoic 88p · 758 weeks ago

That kid's expression is pretty much the same as mine.

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GuessWho666 60p · 758 weeks ago

Wolf I can let you not do that thing you were already not going to do yesterday.

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Not_anon 84p · 758 weeks ago

Do a itchy roll. *headshoted*

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KamikazeGible 86p · 758 weeks ago

Gee, I've been saved from pox, how swell *sniped*

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Xyxoz 86p · 758 weeks ago

Must...not...scratch!
*sees submission*
Whew. That was a close one! Thanks, Wolf!

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SnowKatana 75p · 758 weeks ago

I got a marker, let's connect the dots

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 758 weeks ago

Yay! Oh...its a penis...

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Acrazymonke 93p · 758 weeks ago

I have a boat ont my back.
+1 for refrance

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 758 weeks ago

*Shoots buttered toast at you* Gravy.

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supreme_slayer 71p · 758 weeks ago

Oh, come on guys, I don't say gravy all the time.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 758 weeks ago

inb4 brightly colored pills.

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Lekonua 68p · 758 weeks ago

Well, they have been known to cure all your ills, provided your ills consist of fever or chills.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 758 weeks ago

That doesn't fit...

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Saxostev 76p · 758 weeks ago

That's what she said.

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chetoos8 105p · 758 weeks ago

press the red button

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47 Comments

Badonk on September 1st, 2010 10:21 pm

FALCON…lotion?
codemaster525 on September 1st, 2010 10:26 pm

Don't get too cocky kid.
GameboyPATH on September 1st, 2010 10:29 pm

inb4 brightly colored pills.
MrRaccoon on September 1st, 2010 10:29 pm

Poor Wolf, long has passed since his reign or terror of nolethingyoudothat-iness, now he is the big bad wolf… on kindergarden
SnowKatana on September 1st, 2010 10:40 pm

I got a marker, let's connect the dots
Xyxoz on September 1st, 2010 10:43 pm

Must…not…scratch!
*sees submission*
Whew. That was a close one! Thanks, Wolf!
Jet_Sparrow on September 1st, 2010 10:44 pm

I sincerely hope that kid's name is James.
Jet_Sparrow on September 1st, 2010 10:45 pm

Use lotion wisely!
IcyTime15 on September 1st, 2010 10:50 pm

Do a itchy roll. *headshoted*
chetoos8 on September 1st, 2010 11:04 pm

press the red button
KamikazeGible on September 1st, 2010 11:14 pm

Stooping to picking on little kids? That's just mean, Wolf.
shazbot32 on September 1st, 2010 11:24 pm

the economy mustve hit wolf hard, now hes praying on children…
wait…
Jackthehedgy on September 1st, 2010 11:34 pm

Yes, the first thing I want to do when I wake up is look at a little kid with no shirt on.
</sarcasm>
MoG on September 1st, 2010 11:53 pm

Looks like his idea
-Sunglasses-
Just got scratched
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA
GuessWho666 on September 1st, 2010 11:57 pm

Wolf I can let you not do that thing you were already not going to do yesterday.
tveye on September 2nd, 2010 12:28 am

Falco: You worry about your own hide.
ArmyOfMidgets on September 2nd, 2010 12:30 am

Being without a good starfox game for this long has affected the cast.
Don't even ask what Slippy is doing nowadays…
Sir_Nox on September 2nd, 2010 1:15 am

Gee, I've got the chicken pox, how swell.
DM1293 on September 2nd, 2010 1:18 am

TROLLS SAPPING OUR HALOLZ.

+1'S LOCKED ON TARGET! *Nukes everyone with +1's*
Hareoic on September 2nd, 2010 2:12 am

That kid's expression is pretty much the same as mine.
Rocker23220 on September 2nd, 2010 2:34 am

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the-

Oh. No lotion?

….How about an oatmeal bath instead?
Dimomarg on September 2nd, 2010 6:04 am

Doesn't he have other things to do? like… uh… prevent OTHER people from doing OTHER things?

…On second thought, he doesn't.
M4DD4WG on September 2nd, 2010 10:49 am

It really is for his own good.
MyndKeeper on September 2nd, 2010 11:56 pm

I could use some help with this, pox!
MyndKeeper on September 2nd, 2010 11:58 pm

I could use some help with this pox!

Also, first comment on Halolz! My adventure begins . . .