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CAN'T LET YOU SCRATCH THAT, CHICKEN POX!

And no calamine lotion for you either! Coodoo forbids it!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 1, 2010 · 10:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (255 votes, average: 2.34 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Photo Op, StarFox

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Poor Wolf, long has passed since his reign or terror of nolethingyoudothat-iness, now he is the big bad wolf... on kindergarden
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6 replies · active 758 weeks ago
The job market isn't that good anymore.
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Hey, a stage performance of "The Three Little Pigs" and "Peter and the Wolf" is more profitable than you think.
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Doesn't Wolf have to think about his integrity, though?
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Hey, jobs are hard to come by and at least he's still playing the role of the bad guy.
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But... You're not supposed to scratch chicken pox, so this advice is valid.

Doesn't this mean Wolf is being.. a good guy?!
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But at what cost? At. What. Cost?
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Don't get too cocky kid.
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FALCON...lotion?
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1 reply · active 758 weeks ago
How the fuck are you at the bottom?
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TROLLS SAPPING OUR HALOLZ.

+1'S LOCKED ON TARGET! *Nukes everyone with +1's*
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3 replies · active 758 weeks ago
Argh! I'm hit! I'm going down!
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*Beep Beep*
DM1293?
DM1293?!
DMMMMMMM1293!!!!
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Roger that, Commander, firing additional +1 Nukes now.
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Use lotion wisely!
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I sincerely hope that kid's name is James.
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I could use some help with this pox!

Also, first comment on Halolz! My adventure begins . . .
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Gee, I've got the chicken pox, how swell.
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Being without a good starfox game for this long has affected the cast.
Don't even ask what Slippy is doing nowadays...
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3 replies · active 758 weeks ago
lemme guess something involving sexual acts I presume?
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slipslipslipslip
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK!! D<
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Yes, the first thing I want to do when I wake up is look at a little kid with no shirt on.
</sarcasm>
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the economy mustve hit wolf hard, now hes praying on children...
wait...
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Stooping to picking on little kids? That's just mean, Wolf.
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2 replies · active 758 weeks ago
You act like he probably hasn't ALREADY done that.
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It really is for his own good.
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the-

Oh. No lotion?

....How about an oatmeal bath instead?
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That kid's expression is pretty much the same as mine.
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Wolf I can let you not do that thing you were already not going to do yesterday.
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Do a itchy roll. *headshoted*
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1 reply · active 758 weeks ago
Gee, I've been saved from pox, how swell *sniped*
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Must...not...scratch!
*sees submission*
Whew. That was a close one! Thanks, Wolf!
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I got a marker, let's connect the dots
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4 replies · active 758 weeks ago
Yay! Oh...its a penis...
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I have a boat ont my back.
+1 for refrance
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*Shoots buttered toast at you* Gravy.
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Oh, come on guys, I don't say gravy all the time.
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inb4 brightly colored pills.
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3 replies · active 758 weeks ago
Well, they have been known to cure all your ills, provided your ills consist of fever or chills.
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That doesn't fit...
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That's what she said.
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press the red button
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