It seems Valve’s hat-lust has gone too far!
By Sir Kemper

THE ALL NEW HEAD CRAB ZOMBIE HAT!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 24, 2010 · 9:21 AM

(147 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)

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Cray-Z Crossovers, Half-Life, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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Cypher on August 24th, 2010 9:51 am

I don't know what RED was thinking about, not trying out theses hats. They're most comfortable and massage your head throughout the day. Watch, let me put one on for you guys--

Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssss…
MrRaccoon on August 24th, 2010 9:54 am

Well, I don't see the problem, they were going to get their heads blew up anyway
Judgment on August 24th, 2010 9:54 am

SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SPY CRAB VS HEAD CRAB
THE ULTIMATE CRAB BATTLE
cAlTh3MAd on August 24th, 2010 9:59 am

Watch out for the Head-Humpers Blu te-

…woops…too late.

Engineer uses crowbar swing…It's super effective!
Judgment on August 24th, 2010 10:02 am

and glasses?
TheFancyPants on August 24th, 2010 10:11 am

ERGH…CRAB BATTLE!!
PewnyPL on August 24th, 2010 10:28 am

ENTIRE TEAM IS ZOMBIES!
Dimomarg on August 24th, 2010 10:30 am

and why is the engineer holding a scattergun? It doesn't solve the practical problem he has now…
XxGiroxX on August 24th, 2010 10:50 am

Now who in the world thought this was a good idea????? oh right it was black mesa……CRAP
Tifakitteh on August 24th, 2010 11:52 am

FAKE!

Their innards haven't exploded out and created a large hole in their gut.
I say it's an Halloween early joke.
Warlord Senax on August 24th, 2010 12:31 pm

YEEEEEE-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.
Badonk on August 24th, 2010 12:51 pm

Quick! Call John Freemen!
DarthShadow91 on August 24th, 2010 12:56 pm

WATCH OUT FOR THE HEADHUMPERS!
BasketGT on August 24th, 2010 12:57 pm

Looks like that Engineer
*Puts on Zyquux's Spiffy Shades*
is feeling Left 4 Dead.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 1:48 pm

And on the forums a bunch of people complain how he's OP.
Mr Plen on August 24th, 2010 1:57 pm

Oddly enough, this just makes me think about the brain slugs from Futurama.

"You should wear this hat."
DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 2:04 pm

"….Darn."
DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 2:05 pm

ENTIRE TEAM IS HEADHUMPERS.
truegentleman on August 24th, 2010 2:50 pm

I'd like to play with this team. It'd be nice to have a team that works together and actually goes forward. I mean, look at scout! Other scouts run away when they lose so much as 3 health, this one lost his legs and he's STILL trying to win!
Joe4evr on August 24th, 2010 3:50 pm

Exclusive bonus when you pre-order Half-Life 2: Episode 3?

Oh wait, never mind, then.
Onecanofsprite on August 24th, 2010 4:05 pm

ALL YOU DANDIES, PRANCIN' ABOUT WITH YOUR HEADCRABS!
Tael on August 24th, 2010 4:45 pm

Well, that's definitely NOT one way to get ahead…..
AuraMaster on August 24th, 2010 4:51 pm

*In flat, monotone voice* AuraMaster just got back from vacation from the head crab planet. He stayed of his own free will. Your mission is to deliver a package to the head crab planet. Be sure to walk around without any headgear.
Lekonua on August 24th, 2010 5:01 pm

This would be awesome on the Black Mesa map.
Dmanstew on August 24th, 2010 5:02 pm

So will this make all the voices come out backwards and auto-tone crazied?
Pinky Teh Ghost on August 24th, 2010 6:15 pm

WHO SENDS ZOMBIES TO FIGHT?!?!
ACanofWhoopAss on August 24th, 2010 7:05 pm

Heavy should've been the Poison Headcrab Zombie
Zyquux on August 24th, 2010 11:20 pm

YOU ARE GOING TO NEED MUUUCH BIGGER HEADCRABS!
64_hit_combo on August 25th, 2010 1:01 am

y does engie have a scattergun…?
sUm GuY w/ Pi on August 26th, 2010 12:07 am

That's gotta be a HEADACHE