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Captain Falcon's Check-Up

Well, the good news is his Falcon Knee is as healthy as ever! The bad news is he needs a new doctor…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 13, 2010 · 8:07 PM 
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Animated, Artistic, F-Zero, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Off Duty, Smashy Smashy, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros

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Despite of this was on Newgrounds more than 3 years, it doesn't get old.

In addition, that Falcon is fake.
Full clothing Falcon is manly enough, but without any clothes, he's exposing this manliness to almost maximum power, thus killing the interrnet.
This has to be a fake.
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4 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Rather than create a witty remark, I have instead chosen to compose the following poem:

"Remarks Upon 'Captain Falcon's Check-Up'"

The doctor well-focused with fixéd gaze
Examined the Falcon's feigned malaise;
Struck rough in the face, he flew across an axis;
And upon his descent he could not further practice
The art which he in youth had been trained
For upon him the Falcon had bestowed some pain
Quite foreign to him, this encumbrance crippling;
Had Wolf some pity, he would well quickly
Refuse the Falcon this horrid excess,
This gravest abuse; but he no digress
Would offer to he who so oft denies,
Sustained by the charges of moistened eyes;
The doctor, alas, his profession has lost;
No longer shall he seem quite like a "boss."
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
I Knee'd to comment more :(

DAMN YOU WORK!
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4 replies · active 760 weeks ago
*Doctor comes back in beaten bloody pulp*
Ok now... *pulls glove on* time for your Prostate examintion

...

Bend Over

Hyes!
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
For someone with a PhD. that doctor is pretty stupid. Everyone knows not to get directly in front of a Falcon Reflex.
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4 replies · active 760 weeks ago
And that's how Edgeworth died.

...What? Does nobody else see the resemblance?
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
Captain Falcon is a peacock, and he wants you to let him fly!
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8 replies · active 760 weeks ago
He should be honored to have been touched by the Falcon, why complain about the concussion?
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5 replies · active 760 weeks ago
The falcon knee of justice. So lucky are we to catch a glimpse of this spectacular technique and not have to worry about flying off and becoming a star or pillar of colored energy.
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
In other news, Iron Man has been recently appointed C. Falcon's newest physician.
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2 replies · active 760 weeks ago
This is why you don't do a check up on Captain Falcons knee.
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Can't let you diagnose that!
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Anyone else notice that if u gave the doctor a red suit, with frills and probably a suitcase. He'd look really close to edgeworth... in low quality.
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If he survived that, I bet he'll be satisfied with the face-lift the Captain gave him so generously.
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The doctor should just be glad he didn't try to put a blood pressure thingy on Falcon's arm... that could have been bad.
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
Falcon kneeds a new doctor :D
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Doctor: "Is your knee responsive?" *taps knee*
Falcon: "HYES!" *FALCON KNEE*
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GOOD IDEA: Testing the reflexes of a human being. BAD IDEA: Testing the reflexes of Captain Falcon (aka GOD) .
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I guess you could say that this submission...

*shades*

SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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His leg actualy goes the wrong direction...
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i bet the doctor was new

not knowin what a knee jerk reaction from the captain would do
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Captain Falcon's got a KNEE up on his doctor!!
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Looks like the Doctor's
*sunglasses*
Got a knee in his face
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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9 replies · active 760 weeks ago
If you think this is crazy you should see what happens when he uses FALCON TOUNGE
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Two weeks later:
-Doctor comes in
"Ok, mr. Falcon, now the other knee."
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Did Captain Falcon Just Knee of Justice Miles Edgeworth's Brother?
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if he can do this to a docter....picture what he can do to a 20 mile high cyclops
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Tanj, All the Knee, Doctor, and Falcon related puns have been taken. And now for something completely different.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.
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FALCON KN-ICK!!!

...

See, because it's like a falcon kick, but it was done with his knee and...

I'm gonna go sit in a corner now... :|
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Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!
*Doctor goes flying out of the stadium*
Announcer : Game Set!
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Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!
Announcer: Game Set!
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If no one understands this. It's captain falcon's finishing move after a combo. Competitive smashbros thing
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9 replies · active 760 weeks ago

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