Seriously… why would anyone sign up for a job protecting the princess? There’s a kidnapping attempt on her almost every day, and in Smash Bros. things are even more dangerous!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2010 · 2:26 AM
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Obviously he didn't read the job description.
Move up soldier, I'll be right behind you!
Compared to the job of his distant cousin, the Goomba, I'm pretty sure this is nothing.
*tries to pull out Toad but finds note*
Sorry, Princess, but I'm in another castle! Good luck, bitch!
I don't know whether to call it a Meatshield or a Veganshield.
I'll let you take a guess as to where that rocket is heading. Here's a hint: it's not anywhere near his face.
With great pleasure comes great responsibility.
Well at least that isnt a super missle….
Toad: So you're saying I can stop missiles?
Toadsworth: When you're ready Toad, you won't have to.
also since he is pretty much the same height as young link i think he can also fit in and out of that tiny hole with ease!
Sad to say, his job does get worse. When Peach and Daisy are having lesbo time, they sometimes rape him up the ass with a dildo.
Well you make it sound like an amazing job.
First he gets toad, Then he has the worst job ever. Will things ever work out for him.
I'm still not used to this link thing in comments. I am refering to the "Princess Parking Only" pic. -_-
Would you still love me if I DARED BRING LIGHT INTO YOUR LAIR!
Daisy? or Zelda?
Well, Toad hangs out all day in Peach's…. "Tiny Hole"… They must be having an affair. That's it! Peach is a dominatrix!
HOLD IT!
Toad couldn't have picked up any lice because…
*super close up on me*
HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!
Giggity!
Look on the bright side Toad.
This is WAY better then the time when you caught Blorb.
in the nes toad flips you off, so i do guess he hates his job quite much.
It's like he's about to suck cock, only he's about to eat missile.
judging by where he normally has to hide… im guessing that he is used to it
Well, it could be worse Toad it could…umm…
No I guess it couldn't really be worse.
i gotta ask
where did you get the sprites?
ROCKET POWERED DILDOS:
Screw those eggs and rabbit-eared dildos, Samus is extreme.
Poor dude. Just look at how badly rendered he is! He doesn't even look like he should be in Melee, let alone Brawl! D:
Sounds sexy.
FINALLY, a CLEVER Smash. Bros. submission…
She must really hate homosexuals…
Here's a link to what I mean: http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/13/video-the-truth-…
Pfft. The worst job in the world would be having the occupation of "Punching Bag" to Captain Falcon.
OBJECTION!
While your evidence is good, Zelda uses magic to change her Hair color,Clothes, and Gender,
So she actually is using magic which means she IS A TRAP. So you win this case Alpar.
How exactly is that part so bad?
OBJECTION it is impossible for Toad to have a job, because NO ONE PLAYS PRINCESS PEACH!
Toad will be one happy mushroom when he retires. That is assuming he lives that long…
HOLD IT!
Toad cannot contract genital lice beacuse… HE HAS NO GENETILLIA! You've lost! Good day, sir!
Would the other princess happen to require the retrieval of a treasure chest by means of entering a tiny hole?
HEY!LIS-
oh whats the point. everybody hates me.
Toad must be happy about the news in California, then.
You deserve a +1.
OH F***
This has a misstag! There be nobody who can shoot such missles in the gamecube SSB. This is obviously a Wii screenie.
Wait…. Why doesn't Toad…
HAVE A GAME?!?!?
Peach:I shall put you, in my pants!
Toad:*elongated neck* Nope
*toad wakes up* hmmm? what the !@#$ i was just sleeping…. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: A master of reversals.