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GODDAMN YOU GARY OAK! DAMN YOOOOOOOU!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 28, 2010 · 8:30 AM |
Categories: Anime, Ding! Level Up, Motivational, Nintendo, Overkill, Pokémon, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 220 Comments |
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-113!??!?! I'M THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you forget about Gary Oak?
no he gay
theres no need for your shit! T~T
Not sure if anyone noticed it but the bottom middle badge he has seems to be the symbol for student drivers in Japan. It's seems that Gary is the only person allowed to drive at ten years old. DAMN YOU GARY OAK!
I wish to own both of these, just so I can let my friend borrow them.
safari zone thats has kangaskan!!!!
His skull is thicker than an oak lol
Seriously though, he didn’t get the cinnabar island badge either! He thought there was no gym there! Ash only found the gym with Blaine’s help! That leaves four badges missing! Did he go to the Orange Islands? NO! The badges are different, he can’t have gone to another regeon, because there were no others, so the only option left to Gary was (dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!) Forgery! Yaaay! Gary’s a crook!
GOD DAMN YOU GARY OAK!
He'd better not be banging Maria…
gary fucking oak, he traveled though time to get three kanto badges, a sinoh badge, the companion cube, a driver's lisence, and three unidentifiable badges probably obtained from chuck norris, captain falcon, and littlekuriboh.
so your're walking through lavender town, and all of your pokemon has passed out, except for one, the weakest one, which dosn't even have half health left.
your are litterally two steps away from the pokemon center;
but who randomly jumps out of the bushes and asks for a pokemon batlle?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
I just realized something. The green and orange one resembles a magnet elderly Japanese drivers have to put o the fronts and backs of their cars.
This dude is completely full of shit!
Five of your pokemon are fainted, and the other is at half health. You are 3 squares away from the pokemon center, and who shows up to challenge you to a battle? GARY OAK.
You just finished wrestling a shark underwater, and you stunned it long enough to climb on top of a boat. You're beaten down, bloody, and tired. You start lifting yourself up, and who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY OAK.
You just discovered the cure for cancer, and you decide to wait until the next day to release it to the public. The next morning you turn on the news, and who just released their cure for cancer? GARY OAK.
Gary Oak just finished beating you up at kung-fu, and he's walking down the street. He looks at himself in a mirror, and he gets hit by a car. Why? Because not even GARY OAK can escape GARY OAK.
Can somone tell me how he got a damn Cascadebadge?
wait misty has sisters… OH SHI-
also he beat every game in the universe on guess what… CHUCK NORRIS DIFFICULTY WITH WOLF WEAPON BLOCK(no weapons that means) and enemies had falcon punch attack power his only weapon was his girth CURSE YOU GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!! also im on a mountain waiting for red i got his phone in my pocket
Well, technically only in the game are there 8 gyms. In the anime there are more because of that one dude that had his badges stolen by team rocket showed us some cut scenes of him fighting in different gyms. So that's why Gary had 10 badges and we also forget he didn't fight Giovanni yet to get that badge(which if he won, would have places him at 11)