I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN

63 Comments

1. JnrX91 on July 26th, 2010 11:20 am
   

   Way To State The Obvious :3
2. LeoTheProdigy on July 26th, 2010 11:29 am
   

   I am the very model of a scientist Salarian,
   I've studies species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
   I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
   because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).

   My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
   I am the very model of a scientist Salariaaaaaaan!

   *awkward stares, awkward throat-clearing*
3. Marzen on July 26th, 2010 3:43 pm
   

   But now that he's a model, how can he tell me about the birds and the bees? D:
4. tveye on July 26th, 2010 3:45 pm
   

   And a sexy model I might add.

   Couldn't hurt to lose a few pounds, though…
5. KamikazeGible on July 26th, 2010 5:33 pm
   

   Didn't get it until I scorlled down and saw the platform. Then I lol'd. Then I srs'd. ಠ_ಠ
6. Nick Soapdish on July 26th, 2010 5:52 pm
   

   I just can't figure the scale of this joke. It's all alien to me.
7. BurnoutSpartan on July 26th, 2010 6:56 pm
   

   Warning label:
   Do not *ingest*.
8. Barry Allen on July 26th, 2010 7:08 pm
   

   He never really was on your side…
9. AuraMaster on July 26th, 2010 7:39 pm
   

   Looks like Mordin…
   *sunglasses*

   …is a plastic surgeon.

   YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
10. KamikazeGible on July 26th, 2010 8:30 pm
    

    Obligatory over 9000 joke is obligaroty
11. Daifuku on July 26th, 2010 9:44 pm
    

    So, you just get done with quite possibly the greatest Gilbert and Sullivan reference in the history of video games to describe your greatness in science and who do you see getting results with a crowbar alone?

    Gordan Motherfucking Freeman.
12. Daifuku on July 26th, 2010 5:44 pm
    

    So, you just get done with quite possibly the greatest (and only) Gilbert and Sullivan reference in the history of video games to describe your greatness in science and who do you see getting results to every experiment ever with a crowbar alone?

    Gordan Motherfucking Freeman.
13. died70 on July 26th, 2010 10:24 pm
    

    Oh god I sure hope he wasn't one of those celebrities who has a bunch of crotch sho…
    oh wait never mind.
14. Miles on July 26th, 2010 11:44 pm
    

    I'd like to point out that All toasters toast bread into toast.
15. Barry Allen on July 27th, 2010 12:50 am
    

    That song, *sniff* was beautiful. *sniff*
16. Juggernaut470 on July 27th, 2010 7:15 am
    

    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    Oh, wait… Well, at least I know the roots…
17. lien1 on July 27th, 2010 10:02 am
    

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    Try and picture Mordin for the entire the pirate of Penzance.
18. JboneDRS on July 28th, 2010 8:28 am
    

    I doubt this "model" sings as well…
19. Dimomarg on July 30th, 2010 9:52 pm
    

    I am the very model of the very model of a scientist salariaaan….

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