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FUCKING MAGNETON HOW DO THEY WORK?

Actually despite following the meme…  Travis makes an extremely valid point. How DO they work? I mean mashing three Magnemites together shouldn’t just create a new single evolved Pokemon should they?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2010 · 9:34 AM 
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You want an evolution mystery?
This:
becomes this:

wat
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14 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Oh and I could resist using the "Balls of Steel" tag. >___>
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10 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Well guys you see when two Magnemite love each other very much they...

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...and thats how you get Magneton
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6 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Step 1: Level up Magnemite.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Magneton.
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Diamond and Pearl Pokédex says: "It is actually three Magnemite linked by magnetism. A group can set off a magnetic storm. " Sooo... how does one become three? And how does it reproduce, since it is genderless? Is Ditto really the answer to all Pokémon life?

Just for lulz, HG and SS Pokédex says, about Magnezone: "Exposure to a special magnetic field changed Magneton’s molecular structure, turning it into Magnezone. "
It feels weird to bring biology or chemistry into the Pokémon world. Hope God doesn't kill too many catgirls *whimpers*
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18 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Whats even weirder is the fact that Magneton weighs 10 times as much as a Magnemite.
Magnemite: 13 lbs
Magneton: 132 lbs

o.O
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6 replies · active 764 weeks ago
And people complain about the new pokemon, there have been weird ones since the begining!

Some guy: This new pokemon are so retarded and unimaginative. A fire monkey! How stupid is that!
Me: Yeah, what will they do next. A fire dog? Some reptile with a flower on the top? A bunch of magnets and screws?
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
This is what happens when you go to a threesome.... and accidentally grab the crazy glue instead of the lube...
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C'mon guys, it's the same answer as everything pokemon related!
A WIZARD DID IT!
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
Well, we COULD be technical with EVs, movepools, and strategies....

But I'll just be a noob and say "Durr hurr they evolve from Magnemite and are electric".
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11 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Simple. Mitosis.
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13 replies · active 764 weeks ago
I wonder what will happen if I merge 3 Magikarp together ...
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Logic used CONFUSION!

It's super effective!
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
No one wondering why a Slowpoke bitten by a Shellder results in a Slowbro with a different looking Shellder on its tail?
Science + Crowbat = Results!
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
Ask The Engineer. Probably He Knows.
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Yeah most of Electric type Pokemons makes no sense to me.
That's why I made my Typlosion learn Thunderpunch.
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6 replies · active 764 weeks ago
What I wonder is how Magnezone gets created.
I mean if 3 magnemites make Magneton then... What.
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
i remember pokemon snap... one of the special pokemon was magneton and you just had to get 3 magnemite together in order to create it... yet i could walk around with like 6 magnemite in the original game and i wouldnt get two magneton from that! which was BS!
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3 replies · active 764 weeks ago
WOOP WOOP *sprays Faygo everywhere*
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they seem to be an alien device which feeds off the despair of the trainers pokemon they just murderd
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...Wait... how does magneton turn into magnezone then? did they smelt together or something?
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I'm going to chuck a few pokemon evolutionary queries much stranger than this out there.

Magikarp to Gyarados.
Feebas to Milotic.
Remoraid to Octillery
Trapinch to Vibrava
Shelgon to Salamence

Prof. Elm, pull your socks up.
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3 replies · active 764 weeks ago
They are attached by those screws, I thought that was obvious.
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Well if it works for magneton, then I will mash together a slugma and a gastly and and create an explosion.....

BOOM!
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
I just question how three Magnemites got merged together in the first place... Wait it is best you don't answer that.
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4 replies · active 764 weeks ago
HELLO?
i think dugtrio's in the same group here i mean he's just three diglets glued together, for that matter why does dodou grow an extra head when it evolves?
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At least there are some plausible theories for this question. What I don't get is how the hell can you breed a Wailord and a Skitty together and get an egg?
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First Trainer: Magneton! Go!
Second Trainer: *pulls out big magnet*
First Trainer: oh fu....

btw, am i doing it right? My first try at this...
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When a mommy magnemite and daddy mganemite love each other very much...
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the magets on the side aren't even at the right polarity
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