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It’s hard to find a more intimidating lawyer than G-Man! Even the judge is a little scared of that guy…
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G-Man: Ace Attorney

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 1:58 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(355 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

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Leo E. 114p · 776 weeks ago

Rise and shine, Mr. Edgeworth. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the court would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Edgeworth. Wake up and smell the ashes.
*cue Edgeworth part of Trials and Tribulations case 5*

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Marzen 101p · 776 weeks ago

BLAH BLAH BLAH, MR. EDGEWORTH.

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Kevvo 86p · 776 weeks ago

Mister Eeeeeedgewoooorth....

I realize this moment may not be the most...convenient...for a heart-to-heart...but I had to wait until your...clients...were otherwise occupied.

There was a time when they cared nothing for Miss Fey...when their only experience of the law was a subpoena coming at them down a steel corridor. When I plucked her from Kurain Village, I ran into considerable objections that she was a mere child, and of no practical use to anyone. I have since learned to ignore such naysayers when...quelling? them?...is out of the question.

Still, I am not one to squander my investments, and I remain confident that she was worth far more than the initial appraisal. That is why I must extract from you a small repayment owed for your own career's survival. See her safely out of the courtroom, Mr. Edgeworth. I wish I could do more for you, but I have agreed to abide by certain restrictions....

Now...listen carefully, my dear....when you see your...sister...relay these following words....Prepare for unforeseen objections.

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tveye 100p · 776 weeks ago

Damn, look at that finger.

G-man phone home, I guess.

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A_R_ 88p · 776 weeks ago

The Wright's finger in the wrong place can make all the difference in the Courtroom.

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Jackthehedgy 76p · 776 weeks ago

I knew some thing was weird about this picture i just couldn't POINT it out

(am I doing it right?)

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Jackthehedgy 76p · 776 weeks ago

oh look a person first time playing garry's mod.

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deleted956086 99p · 776 weeks ago

Gman: How could my client caused proprity damage at black mesa...

...IF HE HAS BEEN IN STASIS FOR 20 YEARS?

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BlueChameleon 92p · 776 weeks ago

*shocked Dr Breen face*

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 776 weeks ago

Obvious greenscreen is obvious.

Look! G-Man is on gm_construct!
*changes chroma key picture*
Now he's in a courtroom!
*changes picture*
Now he's on the moon!
*change*
Now he's against a trippy mall photobooth effect!
*change*
Now it's Nappa!

Nappa: Wait, WHAT THE HELL?!

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Spencer 119p · 776 weeks ago

OH MY GOSH! It's the rare Garrymon! I've got a Master Ball with your name on it...

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deleted8254443 78p · 776 weeks ago

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-take that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6KC9SdoIuk

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1 reply · active 776 weeks ago

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AuraMaster 107p · 776 weeks ago

Troll got ya. I helped.

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 776 weeks ago

Not even von Karma could beat that guy.

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1 reply · active 776 weeks ago

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BlackSoulBlade 53p · 776 weeks ago

But what about Karma Charger?

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 776 weeks ago

Pull my finger!

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Spencer 119p · 776 weeks ago

Nope.avi

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Taiho 86p · 776 weeks ago

That would make Gordon Freeman Edgeworth, Barney as Gumshoe, and John Freeman as the judge.

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3 replies · active 743 weeks ago

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 743 weeks ago

Nah, not gordon.
Edgworth is quite eloqent. Gordon Freeman...is...not...?

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 776 weeks ago

What about the Team Fortress and Left 4 dead peoplez?

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EggOnMaxx 73p · 776 weeks ago

Left 4 dead peoplez are having fun with neverending pistols and TF is shitting down some necks I guess...

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Senor_Pantalones 95p · 776 weeks ago

Seems like a troll got everyone. Anyone got anti-troll spray?

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BlackSoulBlade 53p · 776 weeks ago

Random person: I have cake!
G-Man: Objection! The cake is a lie!
First..............comment on Halolz! Be nice to the new guy.:)

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 776 weeks ago

+ 1'd.
Also, I'm gonna try improving on it, if ya dun mind.

Edgeworth: Witness! Tell the court what you were doing at the time of the murder.
Witness: Easy. I was eating a giant Cake. took me 7 hours.
Edgeworth: See the witness has an al-
G-Man: OBJECTION! The witness could not have been eating cake because THE CAKE IS A LIE!

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BlackSoulBlade 53p · 775 weeks ago

Thanks for the +1
My quest for the mystical 69 e-peen begins....
NOW!

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Tael 86p · 774 weeks ago

ON A MOTORCYCLE!

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Senor_Pantalones 95p · 776 weeks ago

He is glowing green! That only means one thing... Phoenix Wright mutated into G-man!

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 776 weeks ago

But the Rebellion has never thrived this much since Freeman appeared! Therefore, he is a leader of some sort and obviously started it long ago.

OBJECTION!

My client Mr. Gordon Freeman was in stasis for nearly 40 years. The Rebellion began shortly after you became Administrator, Dr. Breen!

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EggOnMaxx 73p · 776 weeks ago

*shock* You dare to inquire that We would be the rapscallion who would perform such a hideous act? Shame on you Herr VideoGameGeek. Shame.On.You.

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 776 weeks ago

OBJECTION!
Umm, wait, can I try again?
Judge: No.
Miles: *Penalty* X.x

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BlueChameleon 92p · 776 weeks ago

Otherwise, well, I can offer you a case you have no chance of winning...rather an anticlimax after what you've just defended...

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BlazingBlur 63p · 776 weeks ago

He's got the E.T. finger going on over there...

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Spencer 119p · 776 weeks ago

I can't even make a pun out of this one.

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AuraMaster 107p · 776 weeks ago

Reminds me of the Body Snatchers, where they point you out and make that weird noise to alert the horde.

By the way, is the site acting up for anyone else? I'm seeing a LOT of white.

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Leo E. 114p · 776 weeks ago

Clear out your cookies.

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Spencer 119p · 776 weeks ago

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EggOnMaxx 73p · 776 weeks ago

NOES! Don't do it man, don't do it! Imagine what you could do with all of them! *rainbow shine* imagination...

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 776 weeks ago

Someone troll'd you guys. I helped undo the damage.

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Ivan102 55p · 776 weeks ago

My God Have Mercy On Us... And Mr. Freeman

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Johndoz 48p · 776 weeks ago

Objection, Mr.Freeman... You were sleeping on the job...

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Comments by IntenseDebate

40 Comments

Paulrus-Keaton? on July 5th, 2010 2:03 am

Obvious greenscreen is obvious.

Look! G-Man is on gm_construct!
*changes chroma key picture*
Now he's in a courtroom!
*changes picture*
Now he's on the moon!
*change*
Now he's against a trippy mall photobooth effect!
*change*
Now it's Nappa!

Nappa: Wait, WHAT THE HELL?!
tveye on July 5th, 2010 6:08 am

Damn, look at that finger.

G-man phone home, I guess.
Johndoz on July 5th, 2010 6:12 am

Objection, Mr.Freeman… You were sleeping on the job…
Miles on July 5th, 2010 6:16 am

Not even von Karma could beat that guy.
Inky Blue on July 5th, 2010 6:36 am

Gman: How could my client caused proprity damage at black mesa…

…IF HE HAS BEEN IN STASIS FOR 20 YEARS?
Dimomarg on July 5th, 2010 6:43 am

Because nothing shouts objection like a briefcase to the face.
Jackthehedgy on July 5th, 2010 7:16 am

oh look a person first time playing garry's mod.
Ivan102 on July 5th, 2010 7:39 am

My God Have Mercy On Us… And Mr. Freeman
AuraMaster on July 5th, 2010 8:15 am

Reminds me of the Body Snatchers, where they point you out and make that weird noise to alert the horde.

By the way, is the site acting up for anyone else? I'm seeing a LOT of white.
Ozymil on July 5th, 2010 8:17 am

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-take that!
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Nick Soapdish on July 5th, 2010 8:24 am

Pull my finger!
Taiho on July 5th, 2010 9:04 am

That would make Gordon Freeman Edgeworth, Barney as Gumshoe, and John Freeman as the judge.
Sr_Pantalones on July 5th, 2010 12:20 pm

He is glowing green! That only means one thing… Phoenix Wright mutated into G-man!
LeoTheProdigy on July 5th, 2010 12:47 pm

Rise and shine, Mr. Edgeworth. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the court would have gone to waste until… well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Edgeworth. Wake up and smell the ashes.
*cue Edgeworth part of Trials and Tribulations case 5*
Alpar on July 5th, 2010 12:57 pm

I can't even make a pun out of this one.
BlazingBlur on July 5th, 2010 2:33 pm

He's got the E.T. finger going on over there…
BlueChameleon on July 5th, 2010 2:38 pm

Otherwise, well, I can offer you a case you have no chance of winning…rather an anticlimax after what you've just defended…
VideoGameGeek on July 5th, 2010 3:40 pm

But the Rebellion has never thrived this much since Freeman appeared! Therefore, he is a leader of some sort and obviously started it long ago.

OBJECTION!

My client Mr. Gordon Freeman was in stasis for nearly 40 years. The Rebellion began shortly after you became Administrator, Dr. Breen!
Trogador on July 5th, 2010 2:06 pm

Looks like the defense…

*puts on sunglasses*

got fingered.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH…?
BlackSoulBlade on July 5th, 2010 4:31 pm

Random person: I have cake!
G-Man: Objection! The cake is a lie!
First…………..comment on Halolz! Be nice to the new guy.:)
EggOnMaxx on July 5th, 2010 10:31 pm

NOES! Don't do it man, don't do it! Imagine what you could do with all of them! *rainbow shine* imagination…
Sr_Pantalones on July 6th, 2010 1:34 pm

Seems like a troll got everyone. Anyone got anti-troll spray?

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