It’s hard to find a more intimidating lawyer than G-Man! Even the judge is a little scared of that guy…
By Trunkadilly
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 1:58 AM |
Categories: Capcom, Cray-Z Crossovers, Half-Life, Nintendo DS, PC, Phoenix Wright, Playstation, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 40 Comments |
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Obvious greenscreen is obvious.
Look! G-Man is on gm_construct!
*changes chroma key picture*
Now he's in a courtroom!
*changes picture*
Now he's on the moon!
*change*
Now he's against a trippy mall photobooth effect!
*change*
Now it's Nappa!
Nappa: Wait, WHAT THE HELL?!
Damn, look at that finger.
G-man phone home, I guess.
Objection, Mr.Freeman… You were sleeping on the job…
Not even von Karma could beat that guy.
Gman: How could my client caused proprity damage at black mesa…
…IF HE HAS BEEN IN STASIS FOR 20 YEARS?
Because nothing shouts objection like a briefcase to the face.
oh look a person first time playing garry's mod.
My God Have Mercy On Us… And Mr. Freeman
Reminds me of the Body Snatchers, where they point you out and make that weird noise to alert the horde.
By the way, is the site acting up for anyone else? I'm seeing a LOT of white.
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-take that!
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Pull my finger!
That would make Gordon Freeman Edgeworth, Barney as Gumshoe, and John Freeman as the judge.
He is glowing green! That only means one thing… Phoenix Wright mutated into G-man!
Rise and shine, Mr. Edgeworth. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the court would have gone to waste until… well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Edgeworth. Wake up and smell the ashes.
*cue Edgeworth part of Trials and Tribulations case 5*
I can't even make a pun out of this one.
He's got the E.T. finger going on over there…
Otherwise, well, I can offer you a case you have no chance of winning…rather an anticlimax after what you've just defended…
But the Rebellion has never thrived this much since Freeman appeared! Therefore, he is a leader of some sort and obviously started it long ago.
OBJECTION!
My client Mr. Gordon Freeman was in stasis for nearly 40 years. The Rebellion began shortly after you became Administrator, Dr. Breen!
Looks like the defense…
*puts on sunglasses*
got fingered.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH…?
Random person: I have cake!
G-Man: Objection! The cake is a lie!
First…………..comment on Halolz! Be nice to the new guy.:)
NOES! Don't do it man, don't do it! Imagine what you could do with all of them! *rainbow shine* imagination…
Seems like a troll got everyone. Anyone got anti-troll spray?