I don’t think that man has ever been to medical school! He may even be LESS qualified than Dr. Mario… if that’s even possible!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 1, 2010 · 10:17 AM
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Dr. Nick's answer to every sickness:
TITS.
Suddenly I want to see House in a zombie apocalypse setting.
Do not let Dr. Nick touch your genitals. He is not a real doctor.
Well I'd trust him as long as he has his trusty assitant nurse, AssClown.
Hi, everybody!
Oh, wait… wrong Dr. Nick.
Dont Worry He Has Done This Before… With The Infected D:
Well, it's not like you need anyone with medicinal training for Doctor Assisted Zombie Homicide
Also, it looks like it's Dimomarg assisted troll Homicide time.
Brightly colored peels here!
It's terrible joke time!
Doctor Doctor, I have this terrible burning sensation in my lower extremities.
Stop standing in the spitter goo Ellis
Doctor Doctor, I'm feeling really hoarse
You have a jockey on your back
Doctor Doctor, how do you handle Chargers?
I usually bill most of it to your insurance.
Doctor Doctor, I have a few problems. Witch problems.
Ok, so which problem?
WITCH problem.
That's what I fucking said, which fucking problem!
A fucking WITCH problem!
*you have startled the witch*
I am so ashamed of myself….
Well…of the 4 survivors, he does wear a white suit. So he's the most qualified of them
wow, and i thought house was a horrible doctor…..good video though ;D
Nick: "Don't waste this by getting pounced on."
Hunter: "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Nick: "TITS!"
Dr.Nick and I went to the same school.
Along with Dr. Mario and Dr. Zoidberg.
Well..it wasnt really a school…more like this homeless guy with a spoon in his ear saw us and gave us all lab coats and a Name tag that said
" Hello I am a Doctor"
Im sure that all we need
Now if you'll excuse me, im do for surgery
*Starts playing Operation and makes a lot of buzzing noises*
Hah one of my latest favorites on youtube have made it onto halolz! Bravo!
Also i've just eaten an anti-troll pellet! http://instantsfun.es/wakawaka
Man, I had to +1 the whole page… Fucking trolls.
doesn't matter now.
Nick: It's ok to smoke near the molotovs, it says they're inflamable
Dammit Coach I'm a doctor, not a survivor!
Ellis: Nick, my arm fell off
Dr. Nick: Don't worry Ellis, bandages heal everything
It's a spycrab!
What more is there to know?
health packs treats everything from 1st degree burns, incapacitation, Scratches, bwitch slaps and ofcourse, BULLET WOUNDS TO THE HEAD are treated by rubbing aloe vera
Who were we dissapointed in? i think it was coach
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"Anybody out there?"
Nope
"Get me outta here!"
Uh-uh
"Can somebody lend me a hand in here?"
NO
"Hang on you arent thinkin of leavin me in here now are ya?"
Yeah.
"Hay ya'll, we're a team! Come get me!"
Yeah! No.
Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor Nick.
Hah! Nick used to be in a rock band, he actually is a singer.
Check it out, it's an old video but serviceable. rel="nofollow">
id buy this game
I stumbled into this a few weeks ago, and this is still hilarious.
"Docter, I think I might have cancer"
"AH, TITS!"
This song now lives in my brain meats