May the fortress be with you!
By Just Tom
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 17, 2010 · 4:16 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I would pay someone to make this real.
Mpph Mphh mppffh mpfff mpff-mfff mpfff
(Your lack of fire deceives me)
Scoot, I am your father.
A long time ago, in a 2fort far far away…
Heavy: "chewbaka roar(?)"
*hums star wars tune*
Wait….which one?
"I was never on your dark si-"
-Crit Rocked-
The Medic shot first.
EN-G1 is credit to rebellion!
DEAR GOD! what did they do to the medic?!
the writing underneath wrecked it, just the photo was good enough.
Thoughts?
God I love that Dispense-2-D-2!! My only concern is seeing how the TF2 cast is mostly (and by mostly I mean all) male who gets the shaft and ends up being Princess Leia?
Demofett encased your Han Sniper in carbonite. Your resistance is futile.
Don't forget to look forward to their next sequel:
2Fort Wars -- Revenge of the Sentry!
A long time ago in a map far far away…
2FORT WARS
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REDEngineer: [in a holo message] Soldier: Years ago, you served in the Updates War; now i beg your help against the BLU. I regret that I can't tell you face-to-face; but my ship has fallen under attack and my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this Dispenser unit. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Soldier; you're my only hope.
—
RSoldier: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Soldier on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
RScout: What is it?
Obi-Wan: A bat. This is the weapon of a RED Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a gun; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the RED Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times… before the BLU.
—
BPyro: [seeing RScout and RMedic disguised as BPyros taking RHeavy to the prison level] Mpph hudda hudda Mpph
RScout: Prisoner transfer. Cell block 1138, ya dimwit
BPyro: Mpph hudda hudda Mmph
[signals another BPyro to check RHeavy; RHeavy breaks out of his binders]
RMedic: Look out he's loose!
RScout: He'll tear us all apart!
RMedic: I'll get 'im!
[they shoot out the security cameras and kill the BPyros]
—--
BDemoman: I've been waiting for you, Soldier. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.
RSoldier: Only a master of evil, filthy BLU
—-
Sentry: I would much rather have gone with Master Scout than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
[Dispenser beeps an angry response]
Sentry: You watch your language! .
—-
RSoldier: Blow me up, i shall only become stronger
—-
RScout: [Kill his first BPyro] How you like that?!
RMedic: Don't get cocky kid.
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REngineer: The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.
RSniper: Pardon me for asking, mate, but what good are snub fighters going to be against that?
REngineer: Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. I didn't build it so it has weakspots. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench shoot this critical hit spot, it's only about five Pixels big. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use Mid-Range weapons.
RSniper: That's impossible! Even for a sniper, mate!
RScout: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye the left eye of CrabHeads back on the hood.
REngineer: Then man your ships. And may the Hats be with you.
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REngineer: Use the hats Scout.
RScout: What did you say!?
REngineer: Use the hats and let go.
RScout: *changes from Pistol to Scattergun*
RSniper: You changed your weapon, are you feeling well mate?
RMedic: Shoot zhe thing kid and let's go home!
RScout: *sighs and shoots, destroying the Lvl 40 Sentry*
BDemoman: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
IT'S A STICKY BOMB TRAP!
send the scout in first
I would've put Sniper as Han Solo to be honest.
COMING SOON…
2Fort Wars II -- Attack of the Civilians
Anybody else think that they should remake the Star Wars trilogy using Valve characters?
Let's get Drew Struzen to make this, but better!!!!!
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"Your faith in your Sentry is yours."
What idiot medic ubered a spy?
so when the spy steps in to appease the public. he will look over the carnage.
turn around.
and say to the masses ofhovering spi fighters
"gentlemen?"
Spy Vader: Engie wan never told you what happened to your mother.
Luke Scoutwalker: He told me enough; he told me you killed her.
SV: No… I FUCKED your mother.
LS: No… No… that's not true…. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
SV: Search your genes, you know it to be true.
Luke: Entire Empire is babies!
Empire searching for rebls in Empire strikes back: Runa and hide cowards, I'm coming for you!
Comeing soon 2 a FORT near you….AHHHHH see what I did there :D
Demo Calrissian: That wasn't part of the match settings!
Spy Vader: I have altered the match settings; pray I do not alter them further.
Two words:
EPIC
WIN
Many Noobs died to bring us this intelligence
Use the hacks, Scout!
"Its a trap!"
While dueling on Mustafar:
Darth Spy to Sniper-Wan: I was never really on your side.
When Sniper-Wan pwns Darth Spy: You got blood on my Lightsaber, mate.
Darth Spy to Scout during Cloud City duel:
Excellent. Most excellent. Sniper-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your BONK! Now, release your crits. Only your crits can destroy me.
I think I would've had the pyro be vader, on account of the mask. alternatively, she could be Leia.
*cuts open frozen demoman corpse*
Medic: And I thought demomen smelled bad on the outside… sorry scout but it is to keep you warm.
The Phantom Medic
Attack of the Soldiers
Revenge of the Spy
A New Heavy
The Engineer Strikes Back
Return of the Pyro
My suggestion for the tagline? "May the Farce be with you." But that's already taken.
Sniper: It's over, Spy! This high ground adds +5 to my agility!
Spy: HAAAAAAXXXXX!!!!