Man, all his greatest hits in one complete package! I’ll take eight!
By Waverly Films [via Lazygamer and Joystiq]

[VIDEO] Master Chief Sings

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 23, 2010 · 10:25 PM

(167 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)

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AuraMaster 107p · 788 weeks ago

Also included in the pack are timeless classics, such as Pat Floodatar's "Hit You with a Headshot," the Eliteles "Maxwell's Gravity Hammer," and Run-MKV's "It's a Sticky."

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 788 weeks ago

Don't forget other masterpieces like " A Hard Days Snipe," "We've Got the Beatdown," and "Don't Stop My Spree Now"

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Roland_Deschain 68p · 788 weeks ago

Or "It Keeps You Gunning" "Give me Three Snipes" or "Grifball Wizard"

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

And everyone's favorite, "She's Once, Twice, 058 Times a Sniper".

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 788 weeks ago

As well as Brute-ny Spear's "Save My A.I. One More Time"

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Sandbag 73p · 788 weeks ago

What about "I got a no scope!"

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Grammar Berzerker 90p · 788 weeks ago

And here I was, thinking Master Chief was just another generic, macho space marine.

Deep down, he's a very complex, talented, and emotional person.

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Jacotify 42p · 788 weeks ago

Untill you realise he sings like a drunk guy who discovered the magic equation of booze+mic=ZOHMYGOODNESS

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MrRaccoon 106p · 788 weeks ago

Somewhat, I know it's LipSync, it's surely LipSync, I mean, just look at him! It's too obvious

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Acrazymonke 93p · 788 weeks ago

wait so one of these guys will be waiting to awnser us?http://www.kodama.ch/cms/wp-content/uploads/2007/...
Hes a 7ft being whose only purpose is to kill... so hes going to awnser phones?

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 788 weeks ago

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!!! IT'S ONLY 4 PAYMENTS OF $9.99. ORDER NOW AND YOU WILL GET DEEP STRIKE DELIVERY ABOUSLOUTY FREE!!!

Edit: Now I can't help but think of Indrick Boreale as a telemarketer.

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Roland_Deschain 68p · 788 weeks ago

the Halo Space marines my friendhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/halofanon/image... Halo CE marines are the best, snappiest AI and coolest armor in the Halo series

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Alfa 61p · 788 weeks ago

Master Chief: Its just as you see it people! The hard space marine has a softer and more complex layer! I am nothing but a human onion!

(Thumbs up if you know what movie is that sentence from)

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 788 weeks ago

Blades of glory.
Do I win?

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Alfa 61p · 788 weeks ago

AuraMaster called first! Sorry! But for only 29.99 you can get another chance at the quoting contest!
Scout: If you order now, you get a third chance, absolutely free!

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 788 weeks ago

Actually, I beat him by a half minute.

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Alfa 61p · 788 weeks ago

Oh snap! Time to make my escape! Vince Offer, take out your smoke ball!
*smoke ball explodes*
*Vince is gone, Im still standing there*
Oh snap!

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 788 weeks ago

Yea. . . Your friend Vince has learned not to mess with a Re-Dead.

-Shrieks at and begins dry humping the life from your body.-

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

> v ^ > v ^

Done.

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Roland_Deschain 68p · 788 weeks ago

Quick Alfa, run away! Oh wait, you can't.....

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Alfa 61p · 788 weeks ago

Vince: Ran out of smoke balls? You can get a 5 unit package for just 19.99!
Alfa: WHAT?!
Vince: Have you hear about our premium value smoke ball package?
Alfa: Im in the middle of a war with re-deads in here! This is freakin' ridiculous!
(Yes, thats ANOTHER reference! Mwahaha!)

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Jacotify 42p · 788 weeks ago

GameGenie banhammer of LoZ Re-Deads

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AuraMaster 107p · 788 weeks ago

Blades of Glory. Will Ferrell and Jon Heder FTW.

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Alfa 61p · 788 weeks ago

AuraMaster! Dont let your legs buckle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEkj0L8wum0

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 788 weeks ago

I had something clever to say. . . And then I forgot.

Oh, and I saw this on Bob's first. Are we now stealing from him?

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

It wasn't made specifically for Bob's. Unlike some of the things that were stolen from us, which were made and submitted by Halolz users.

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 788 weeks ago

"Touched the hearts of millions?"

I didn't know that 7 year old kids had hearts.

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DrSexington 78p · 788 weeks ago

They do, but it's down there, that's why people molest them so they can touch their heart.....

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MorningMoon 97p · 788 weeks ago

Yo Master Chief i'm real happy fo' ya and i'mma let you finish, but Fry had one of the best collection albums of all ti-

BOOM HEADSHOT!!

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 788 weeks ago

Yo ArmyOfMidgets's Corpse I'm real happy fo' ya and I'mma let you finish, but Dr.Tran had the best Collection series of all time. OF ALL TIME!

. . .

:o
Hey, I didn't ge sho- *HEADSHOT*

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 788 weeks ago

Aww... -1 troll got me.
;~;

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killercartoons 71p · 788 weeks ago

Yo,Troll, I-I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but ZombieGoatse had one of the best comments of all time.
Of all time!

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TheRedGrunt 75p · 788 weeks ago

The Demon? Singing?
Now I've seen everything.....

I tried to post an ascii Picard facepalm, but it wouldn't let me. Said comment was too long.
THAT deserves a facepalm as well.

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Link4all 94p · 788 weeks ago

I smell Halo Rockband.

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Spencer 119p · 788 weeks ago

With his backup dancers, Cortana, Arbiter, Sergeant Johnson, and Luigi!

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

Who?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 788 weeks ago

Oh! So he's having The Who as his band?

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DrSexington 78p · 788 weeks ago

No. Cortana, Arbiter, Sgt. Johnson and Bill (even though Bill's dead)

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Spencer 119p · 788 weeks ago

From smoking too much, old age, or trying to steal Louis' pills again?

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

From process of elimination.

They can't kill off Zoey or Louis without seeming racist or sexist, and they can't kill off Francis because he's indestructible.

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Spencer 119p · 788 weeks ago

But they wouldn't be able to kill off Bill without making him seem useless because he's old...

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

The lesser of three evils.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 788 weeks ago

Or, they had to Kill Bill because his voice actor quit.
...
Heh, Kill Bill. Why did I never see that before?

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

And suddenly, the mystery disappears.

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

Spooky. That actually sounds like the Halo announcer.

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Spencer 119p · 788 weeks ago

inb4OVERTIME!

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 788 weeks ago

Overtime? Overtime. Overtime! OOOvertime!! Overtimeee! Overtiiiiime... OVERTIME!!!

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Sir Xandus on April 24th, 2010 2:33 am

And here I was, thinking Master Chief was just a generic, macho space marine.

Deep down, he's a very complex and emotional person.
ZombieGoatse on April 24th, 2010 2:33 am

I had something clever to say. . . And then I forgot.
Alfa on April 24th, 2010 2:49 am

Master Chief: Its just as you see it people! The hard space marine has a softer and more complex layer! I am nothing but a human onion!
AuraMaster on April 24th, 2010 3:11 am

Also included in the pack are timeless classics, such as Pat Floodatar's "Hit You with a Headshot," the Eliteles "Maxwell's Gravity Hammer," and Run-MKV's "It's Sticky."
MrRaccoon on April 23rd, 2010 11:16 pm

Somewhat, I know it's LipSync, it's surely LipSync, I mean, just look at him! It's too obvious
ArmyOfMidgets on April 24th, 2010 3:44 am

Yo Master Chief i'm real happy fo' ya and i'mma let you finish, but Fry had one of the best collection albums of all ti-

BOOM HEADSHOT!!
Acrazymonke on April 24th, 2010 4:04 am

wait so one of these guys will be waiting to awnser us?http://www.kodama.ch/cms/wp-content/uploads/2007/…
Hes a 7ft being whose only purpose is to kill… so hes going to awnser phones?
Leo058 on April 24th, 2010 11:50 am

Spooky. That actually sounds like the Halo announcer.
Alpar on April 24th, 2010 1:46 pm

With his backup dancers, Cortana, Arbiter, Sergeant Johnson, and Luigi!
VideoGameGeek on April 24th, 2010 1:59 pm

"Touched the hearts of millions?"

I didn't know that 7 year old kids had hearts.
Link4all on April 24th, 2010 6:21 pm

I smell Halo Rockband.
TheRedGrunt on April 24th, 2010 11:26 pm

The Demon? Singing?
Now I've seen everything…..

I tried to post an ascii Picard facepalm, but it wouldn't let me. Said comment was too long.
THAT deserves a facepalm as well.