Finally that kid has a parent SLIGHTLY better than Adam Sandler.
By toadking07

BIG DADDY

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 17, 2010 · 9:51 PM

(283 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)

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Roland_Deschain 68p · 783 weeks ago

Well I finally made my account for this. Oh and I luled a bit.

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Leo E. 114p · 783 weeks ago

Y hello thar

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Onecanofsprite 89p · 783 weeks ago

As a welcome gift, I present you with a thumbs up.

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Exploderizer 80p · 782 weeks ago

Wait, people are kind to new users now?
IDEA!

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deleted8824092 102p · 782 weeks ago

Damn new users have it too easy nowadays. Why, back when was new here, we had to WORK to get my points. AND WE ENJOYED IT. Why? It builds CHARACTER!

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Acrazymonke 93p · 782 weeks ago

Back in the good old days we had to work to get a 10 thumbs up,
and badonk was still stealing peples faces

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Captain_Failcon 36p · 782 weeks ago

Hello, I'm new here.
I can haz points nao kthxbai.

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Leo E. 114p · 779 weeks ago

Well, we knew him from Church of Falcon.

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Judgment 76p · 783 weeks ago

This just made me realize how much trouble it probably is to take a leak in the big daddy suit

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Brawling Bouse 76p · 783 weeks ago

Especially with only one hand that's free...

Imagine if you use the wrong "hand".

*shudders*

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Judgment 76p · 783 weeks ago

well if thats the delta big daddy which im pretty sure it is
then he uses his plasmids with his other hand
so that might not go as well either

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Deadalive 66p · 783 weeks ago

It's the upgrade to the freezeplasmid

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 783 weeks ago

That post reminded me of this: http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20100208

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 783 weeks ago

Yea, he gave up on that and decided to just piss himself.

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killercartoons 71p · 783 weeks ago

Though truthfully, I'm not sure anyone would say anything if he did!

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Leo E. 114p · 783 weeks ago

It's like peeing in the pool. Only it's peeing in the ocean.

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 782 weeks ago

Careful what you say. I'm not sure Mako would like to hear that his wife is doing weird shit with other men.

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Leo E. 114p · 782 weeks ago

Oh, c'mon. Everyone knows she's a whore. She even lets fish inside her.

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killercartoons 71p · 782 weeks ago

Not to mention all those others things we put in her.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 783 weeks ago

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Oh... right... the drill...

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Vosur 92p · 783 weeks ago

Wait... you have a drill for a wang? Shoot... guess you're not kidding when you said you're an auger.

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penguindude42 80p · 783 weeks ago

Could be worse. Could be a dragon head.

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Leo E. 114p · 782 weeks ago

Any day is a good day to DESTROY THE WORLD!!!

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Gamage 91p · 783 weeks ago

They killed off Sandler Cohen!?...see what I did there >_>

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TCC 105p · 783 weeks ago

well.... I guess it's better than the alternative. -,-

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Hindsight 88p · 783 weeks ago

Give the kid a happy meal!!!!!!!!

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Kevvo 86p · 783 weeks ago

How long will it be before someone makes a Bioshock/Kickass reference?

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 783 weeks ago

i was always wondering that too

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DrSexington 78p · 783 weeks ago

Well he does have a shocking personality

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squirtle189 73p · 783 weeks ago

rapture called, they want their pedo back.
mediocre joke i know.

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AuraMaster 107p · 783 weeks ago

Scuba Steve got an upgrade.

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JboneDRS 70p · 783 weeks ago

Shouldn't Julian be a little girl then?

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Deadalive 66p · 783 weeks ago

Well... He has a needle to put... Ah, forget it

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MorningMoon 97p · 783 weeks ago

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

Executive: Ok, Subject Delta, i got two possible jobs for you,
SubjectDelta: uh-huh
Executive: You can be in some sort of post-apocalyptic game where you protect a little girl to use her power or something
SubjectDelta: ...
Executive: OR play a lawyer who won a lawsuit and got 200,000 bucks but in his life he has had no responsability and unlike his friends who have all grown up. That all changes when he finds out his best friend that's currently in china has an illegitimate son and now he has to take care of that son!
SubjectDelta: .... *nods*
Executive: Yeah the video game thing probably wouldn't get anywhere anyway.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 783 weeks ago

i see a new charachter in the next one.
little brother

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 783 weeks ago

You mad I pee on door? I gut you like sheep.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 783 weeks ago

Sheep: Is not so bad :D

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killercartoons 71p · 782 weeks ago

Gutted Sheep: Be cool man, being gutted sucks!

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Sepokku 15p · 783 weeks ago

Hmm, I must say. I don't think a walk down the street would be as easy with a big daddy shoving everyone aside.

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 783 weeks ago

Never a dull moment, though.

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penguindude42 80p · 783 weeks ago

Hahaha, I would SO see it.

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VenomPB 101p · 782 weeks ago

Damn you, Scuba Steve!

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BlueChameleon 92p · 783 weeks ago

Under the sea, no-one can hear you pee.

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penguindude42 on April 18th, 2010 1:54 am

Hahaha, I would SO see it.
Roland_Deschain on April 18th, 2010 1:55 am

Well I finally made my account for this. Oh and I luled a bit.
Sepokku on April 18th, 2010 1:58 am

Hmm, I must say. I don't think a walk down the street would be as easy with a big daddy shoving everyone aside.
Judgment on April 18th, 2010 2:02 am

This just made me realize how much trouble it probably is to take a leak in the big daddy suit
Acrazymonke on April 18th, 2010 2:07 am

i see a new charachter in the next one.
little brother
Gamage on April 18th, 2010 2:37 am

They killed off Sandler Cohen!?…see what I did there >_>
TCC on April 18th, 2010 2:39 am

well…. I guess it's better than the alternative. -,-
Kevvo on April 18th, 2010 2:51 am

How long will it be before someone makes a Bioshock/Kickass reference?
ArmyOfMidgets on April 18th, 2010 3:56 am

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

Executive: Ok, Subject Delta, i got two possible jobs for you,
SubjectDelta: uh-huh
Executive: You can be in some sort of post-apocalyptic game where you protect a little girl to use her power or something
SubjectDelta: …
Executive: OR play a lawyer who won a lawsuit and got 200,000 bucks but in his life he has had no responsability and unlike his friends who have all grown up. That all changes when he finds out his best friend that's currently in china has an illegitimate son and now he has to take care of that son!
SubjectDelta: …. *nods*
Executive: Yeah the video game thing probably wouldn't get anywhere anyway.
JboneDRS on April 18th, 2010 4:32 am

Shouldn't Julian be a little girl then?
EphEphEcksIII on April 18th, 2010 4:47 am

Give the kid a happy meal!!!!!!!!
AuraMaster on April 18th, 2010 4:57 am

Scuba Steve got an upgrade.
MrRaccoon on April 18th, 2010 5:02 am

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Oh… right… the drill…
ZombieGoatse on April 18th, 2010 2:00 am

You mad I pee on door? I gut you like sheep.
squirtle189 on April 18th, 2010 8:47 am

rapture called, they want their pedo back.
mediocre joke i know.
DrSexington on April 18th, 2010 2:31 pm

Well he does have a shocking personality
BlueChameleon on April 18th, 2010 10:09 pm

Under the sea, no-one can hear you pee.
VenomPB on April 19th, 2010 3:11 am

Damn you, Scuba Steve!