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I made the portal cake. It was a triumph.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 16, 2010 · 12:22 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (381 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Internets, Musical, Portal, Tasty Treats, Valve Software

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Wow, facebook actually IS good for something.
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2 replies · active 785 weeks ago
The submission is a lie.
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Im not even hungry
Im being so sincere right now
Even though you ate my slice without me
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2 replies · active 785 weeks ago
Mmmm...you can almost taste the fish-shaped solid waste!
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It's a lie... a delicious, tempting lie...
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Raise your hand if you suddently got hungry for cake.

Cmon you know you want to.
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1 reply · active 785 weeks ago
That cake shall go into the portal I call my mouth.
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2 replies · active 785 weeks ago
Looks like

*sunglasses*

The cake wasn't a lie

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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13 replies · active 785 weeks ago
That cake is a me!
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Utter nonsense! the scientific method shows that this photo is CLEARLY forged from a choclate cake with icing, because as all geniuses know, THE CAKE WAS A LIE!
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inb4buttheresnosencecryingovereverymistake
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6 replies · active 785 weeks ago
If a cake is a sure way to happiness then you must bake.
Chef Tsu said that, and I say he knows a little more about cooking than you do pal, because he invented it. Then he perfected it so that no cook could beat him in the kitchen of honor.
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4 replies · active 785 weeks ago
in all seriousness that's a pretty good looking cake. I'm gunna have to make myself one of those some time. :b
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That cake's a cake! ...I mean spy... I mean lie...I don't know what I mean, but it looks tasty.
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My friends would be lame. Like,
"Oh! You should make me one! Lololol!"
or
"What are you, gay?"
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i tried that once, but i made a mistake
but i kept on trying til i ran out of cake
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mix
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But theres no sense crying over every mistake.
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I got one for my birthday, and I gotta say, GOD DAMNIT USE REAL CHERRIES. IT'S NOT HARD
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T_T
yup, that's it.
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it's ALMOST perfect you just need to make a mechanical arm above it to put out the candle and it'll be done!
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1 reply · active 785 weeks ago
I tried looking for that comment, and I got 404 Page not found
DAMN YOU GlaDOS!
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2 replies · active 785 weeks ago
I hereby proclaim that Portal jokes may make a comeback. For too long have they been frowned upon, seen as hipster crap, we must take them back. For the good of all of us. They will be reclaimed.

A second renaissance. Of cake.
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3 replies · active 785 weeks ago
Maybe you'll find someone else bake with you?
Maybe Cooking Mama?
That was a joke! HaHa, Fat Chance!
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Hopefully he won't change his status with every bite
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Does it include fish-shaped crackers, fish-shaped candies, fish-shaped solid waste, pull-and-peel licorice, and chocolate-coated peanut butter pieces...shaped like fish?
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Kyle Sullivan? That name sounds familiar. Wasn't he on Malcolm In The Middle?
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