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No pokemon is safe. Not even ghosts.

Goddamn you Whitney’s Miltank. DAMN YOU TO HELL!
By CdiGanon (who you should really follow on Twitter if you want to hear the angriest and most hilarious ravings of a man trying to play through Pokémon Heart Gold/Soul Silver), artist unknown.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 7, 2010 · 12:48 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (217 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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Artistic, G-g-g-ghost!, Head Shot, Nintendo, Pokémon, Smashy Smashy

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You know, when nurse Joy says "Hope to see you again", she's laughing at you... cruelly laughing at you...
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
Bah. Kids today and your Pokemanz. Back when I was a kid, we only had 251! And Whitney had a Level 20 Miltank, not a Level 19 Miltank! And all I had to take it out with was a Quilava and a Pidgeotto, both of which are weak to Rollout! And I was thankful for that Quilava! Ye darn kids wouldn't last a second in Gold/Silver/Crystal without yer precious Abilities and Running Shoes!
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6 replies · active 788 weeks ago
Ghost pokemon.

Miltank would hit that.
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More like KILLTANK amirite?
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
Miltank said: "GOAST TYPES LEAVE THIS PLACE!"
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
I HATE THAT COW WHORE!!

At that point of the game i had a Cyndaquil F, Wooper, Mareep and Togepi, the three males, i was going for no evo run and that Whitney kept whoring the Godamned COw WITH HER COW TITS TO SEDUCE MY BOYS! AND THEY KEPT STARING AT MILKTANTS TITS RATHER THAN KILLING THE THING!! D=<
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3 replies · active 788 weeks ago
am i the only one that had no trouble with whitney?
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That Miltank is fake!
Normal and Fighting type doesn't work agains Gastly!!
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
This Miltank was about as painful as having to deal with Kratos jokes or Kayne submissions.
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
Pokemon Fanboy: OMG MILTANK IS OP NINTENDO NEEDS TO NERF

Seriously though, that is some cheap shit.
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Ahh, Miltank. What can i say about thee? Oh yeah.

FUCK YOU!!!!!
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Whitney's Miltank is the sole reason I catch a Geodude right at the beginning of the game on the route above the first one.

Even with Attract she can't stall out long enough since she does little to no damage. Geodude > Goldenrod Gym.
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This is why i <333333 My Feraligatr (Croconaw then)
No matter how many times Milktank attracted it, Croconaw just kept on biting (i think that is how it shows affection >>)
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I don't have HG/SS yet, but does Whitney still cry after you beat her?
Because when she did in the original, I just laughed. I laughed a laugh of spite and hate, because that Miltank was a bitch back then, too. (Or I sucked as a trainer. Either one.)
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
My Monferno whooped Miltank's arse easy. Or was it an Infernape by then? Details.

To be honest, I had a hard time on the Ghost Gym (Shadow Ball spam :D) and 8th Gym. (Yay Dragon Pulse.) And Lance. Oh God Lance! Outrage sucks.
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
This would'nt happen if Capt. Falcon was a pokemon, but then again, it'll probaly be impossible to catch him due to his awesomeness and his Falcon Punches.....
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1 reply · active 731 weeks ago
I beat her on the first try... didn't any of you learn from the originals!?
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
YOU DARE BRING MILKTANK TO HALOLZ?

YOU MUST DIE!!
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
ifuckinghatemiltank!ifuckinghatewhitney!IFUCKINGHATEATTRACT!

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
Miltank used infatuation
Miltank used Rollout
Player whited out

CURSE YOU MILTANKKKK
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EAT MOR CHIKIN
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My friend said her Miltank was really hard, but I don't get it - I beat it with 3 razor leafs and didn't need to heal or anything. My Bayleaf wasn't even that strong, I hadn't spent much time levelling it up.

The only gym leader I had a problem with was the steel type - DAMN STEEL TYPES!!!
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Knowing full well that I am way to into pokemon:

Although the gym leader's Miltank in Heartgold and Soulsilver gives many people trouble, this is simply because there is a limited number of pokemon and moves available at the time in the game.

Overall, Miltank is a horrible pokemon, and is in the "Never Used" tier, meaning it is ranked among the worst in the game.
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10 replies · active 687 weeks ago
Wow, I must have been super lucky to avoid the Miltank's onslaught!
See you guys at the finish line! XD
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Sup guys.
I'm just gonna hang out over here with my female Dratini that I just bought at the game corner.
Did I mention it knows Thunder Wave and Dragon Rage?
Oh, hey, check it out. It just took down the entire gym in about 3 minutes.
Well, I'm off to go catch me a Sudowoodo. See ya!
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
gyyyAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT F*CKING THING!!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*brick'd*
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Not even Ghost type Pokemon???
DAMN YOU MILTANK!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
this is why a ditto is always a viable option
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AAgh it was Stomp and Rollout... so horrible...
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MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK god i hate that pokemon
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In 5th Gen Miltanks Attract will even work on the females
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That Miltank defeated my 29 Crocnaw... I thought it was over after i froze it.. but it was carrying a Lum Berry. I think it cheats!
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1 reply · active 696 weeks ago
my nerdiness has failed me, for I do not get it...
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Looks like Miltank...

*sunglasses*

Stomped the yard.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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3 replies · active 788 weeks ago
WHY TO SOFT REST IN TILL YOU HAVE A FEMALE STARTER. Or at least have a few females on your team.
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Easily the mot frustrating part of the game thus far. Prolly because I only have ONE high level pokemon.
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the 2nd time i played through silver, i traded for a machop JUST FOR THAT MOTHERBLEEPIN MILTANK

it felt so great destroying that piece of crap
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I fuckin hate that miltank. However i managed a strategy where i made it blind weak and had no defense 3 hits w/ bite and it was dead. no attracts for me!
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>_> True... So very true...

Also, 1st!
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11 replies · active 788 weeks ago

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