Is it me, or is Samus resorting to a lot more physical violence in Metroid: Other M?
Hey, Sammy… you know you’ve got a giant gun on one of your arms, right?
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 13, 2010 · 1:19 PM |
Categories: Aliens, Head Shot, Kickin' It, Metroid, Movies, Nintendo, Team Ninja, Wii · Leave a comment () 61 Comments |
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you see she actually does a falcon kick…but in space the flames die out instantly!
She looks more like chun lee in samus's armor…
This is my gun *holds arm cannon*
And this is my real weapon! *puts leg up*
Samus: DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ANOTHER CLAW PUN!
AlienMonster: But, i'm going to CLAWbber you an-
Samus: THAT'S IT I WARNED YOU! *deadly boot to the head*
Only because it must be done. . . .
Your boot doesn't deserve to be kicking my head. But it would make a good coaster for my drink!
Samus: Because anything waist down is a deadly weapon… or a trap
She's also giving every alien she meets a lifetime's supply of ice-cream! How nice.
"And to the Chozo, who raised me, and took me in, and cared for me, I leave…
A boot to the head."
And to my etecoons, I leave my entire vast BOOT TO THE HEAD.
The Captain's training is paying off! …But we'll have to wait a few more years for Samus to be able to PAAAWNCH properly.
But Samus is gonna keep trying 'til someone does.
Am I the only one that was thinking of the Sparta Kick instead of the Boot to the Head?
That's what Ed Gruberman gets for questioning the sensei.
What's this?
Samus learned how to use SPARATAAAAAAAA Kick??
What's next?
THIS! IS!
. . .
A boot to the head!
Samus kick!
I'd tap that…
with tranquilizer darts!
Wait…is Samus kicking the Space Pirate in the face or the back of the head? I can't tell because Nintendo keeps changing the design each game -_-
Samus KICK!!!
Samus knows Ti Kwan Leap?
Ya know, I just detected a "Fatal" error in this picture. She seems to have kicked the alien on the right side of his/her/it's face (hence her foot traveling to the alien's left side), but his face also flings to the right! inverted logics, anyone?
You know how you can tell that Itagaki left Team Ninja?
On the left, Samus's breasts fit in the picture.
Why JUST shoot them when you roundhouse kick them up the side of the head and THEN shoot them at point blank range? This is becoming just as much a game to Samus as it is to us. Haha.