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Heavy Weapons Guy's Modern Art

It’s a post-modern neo-classical impressionist sculpture, depicting the struggles of modern day man in his quest for acknowledgment within a team based world.
Also it’s made of sandviches which means it taste AWESOME.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 25, 2010 · 9:45 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (339 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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This is the first modern art I've seen with some actual taste.

Oh hell, I'm doing it again...
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9 replies · active 785 weeks ago
It weighs 3.2 kilograms and fires 800 mg of cholesterol and 9001 grams of fat per second.
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3 replies · active 785 weeks ago
WHO SENDS CRITICS TO FIGHT ME?!
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1 reply · active 785 weeks ago
It costs 400,000 dollars for Heavy to make a Sandvich tower....
and not eat it.
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in b4 'SO MUCH BREAD!'
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5 replies · active 785 weeks ago
Heavy: Oh tower of sandvich, how I love you
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2 replies · active 785 weeks ago
What's that Tower of Sandvich?

"Now make another ten trillion strands of Sanvich DNA to create invincible Sandvich man?"

...Good idea!
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9 replies · active 785 weeks ago
Ahhh...The leaning tower of Sandvich...Able to feed millions while showing its Awesomeness...

Let's just hope the Spy doesn't try to knock it down, or the heavy will be the one to "Cry some moar"...
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thats actually a display of a sandvich double helix.

a genome of where if you were to eat a sandvich, motor functions are shut down to fully enjoy the taste of sandvich. -known to cause NOMsyndrome and death-
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*drools*

Can I have one??
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1 reply · active 785 weeks ago
Call of Heavy: Modern Art Fair 2!!! Never coming any system ever...
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1 reply · active 785 weeks ago
SANDVICH MAKE ME ARTIST!
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later: oh my god, who ate sandvich tower! WHO ATE MY SANCK!!
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5 replies · active 784 weeks ago
Oe, what's it called?
D.N.Sandvich?
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SANDVICH TASTVES LIKE MODDERN ART
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om nom nom nom nom...
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TEEEEEEAM FORTRESS
YUMMMMMM
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the watermark is a different color.
THAT WATERMARK'S A SPY
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Who knew such a brainless guy could be such a great artist?
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This has just now inspired my art class quarter final.
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Now that's what I call delicious art.
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Heavy Update 2.0!

NEW UNLOCKABLE: Sandvich Art

When used, all nearby players be they, friendly or enemy, must spend 5 minutes standing in one spot, pondering the meaning behind it. The heavy that created it may also eat it for permanent Ubercharge and Kritz boost. Only 1 may be used per match

Do it VALVe. NOW.
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I shall call it-NOM NOM NOM NOM!
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Now this is a peice of modern art I like! Cleverly made, and a good snack for when you get hungry!
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Level 2 Sandvich... What happens at Level 3?
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3 replies · active 785 weeks ago
What happens when the Heavy get's hungry?
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