Aww, Mario made Peach a Valentine! ….out of… flaming death?
By Brian Lastorka
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 13, 2010 · 11:58 PM |
Categories: Holidays, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Valentine's Day, Wii · Leave a comment () 95 Comments |
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didn't you hear Shawn? all the best valentines are made out of flaming death!
Link: ♫ I fell in to a burning ring of fire… ♪
It looks more like he's presenting it to Wario there.
Ah~ Love
That freaking painful as burning sensation when you pee thing
Since Mario is italian, shouldn't it say "Ti amo"?
Power of Love, 1
Power of Triforce, 0.
But is not fever or the chills
Love is an abortion of science and must be killed with fire. . .
This isn't a Valentine to Peach, silly.
This is a Valentine from Mario to all the gamers out there who will spend February 14th with him and him alone. That's right; all the devotion you've given him is about to pay off -- he's going to take you on a beautiful trip around the Mushroom Kingdom in a Yoshi drawn carriage and then he'll take you out for a fancy dinner where he'll shock you with a big star shaped engagement ring.
"Oh my God!" You'll say, and then you'll say yes and he'll say, "Mama Mia!" because he knows you love it when he says that. Then you'll get married and have a bunch of kids. You'll be invited to be a character in Mario Party, and eventually Super Smash Bros. 4 on the new nintendo console that has hundreds of quality titles (and a new Mother game)! You'll meet Captain Falcon! He'll teach you to Pawnch!
I'll be s-so h-h-happy… I m-mean you… (choke)… You'll be (sob) s-s-s-so….
Hudda Hudda Huh!
Looks like Link got a
*puts on shades*
Heart Burn
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
This post is dedicated to all of you who like me will spend a lonely Valentine's :D ='( :D
'Tis the shrooms…
well, it defiantly keeps valentines day's reputation for being the most painful time of the year…
I herd that love hurts but I didn't think it burns as well
If only this was uploaded for Valentine's Day.
…What? It was?! HOORAY!
*anti-trolls entire page*
Translation: I R TEH +1 FAREH! :B
Eat it trolls.
I made you a valentine… but I burnded it.
Gentlemen, I ask for a valentine. From whom? It was obvious.
Daifuku, would you be my valentine?
(COMMENCE GASPS OF SHOCK AND SURPRISE)
Well, which would you prefer? A completely awesome valentine made of flaming death you can give to your (un)loved one or those damn marshmallow Peeps?
Nothing says "I Love You" like an arch-rival on fire.
Seems like Mario is showing his burning compassion for link
It's hard to believe that anyone within a 50 metre radius didn't get at least a little hot under the collar.
Link couldn't take all the love, and his head exploded.
I guess love is in the air…But I'm not too sure if it will give that "Warm and Fuzzy" feeling…
Wow, Mario's love burns with a…
…fiery passion.
*ba-dum pish!*
We added fatal flames to Valentine's Day
Because the most pointless day of the year needed something to make it better.
BURN, BABY, BURN!