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Sign #2 would be when you start every sentence off with, “Would you kindly…”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 11, 2010 · 4:34 PM
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No, No! I'm not a pedophile! I just wanted to sap this girls energy so I could shoot bees out of my hands! Wait what are you doing? Put those nightsticks away!
Sign #1 for Bioshock 2 would be that you are going around in a diving suit, holding an (unplugged) electric drill in your hand.
Actually, your first sign would be that you believe this to be relevant in this situation (or ever). Sign 2 is that you start trying to choose an option (manually).
Sign 3: social awkwardness has nothing on causing a small girl to flee from you in terror simply because you were standing there staring at her, muttering about the advantages of which choice to make.
Sign #3: When your heart stops working after someone close to you says ''code yellow''.
Sign #3: Walking around with a gigantic drill.
This is Chris Hansen, with a PSA on a new, dangerous pedophile.
It appears that there is a crazed man wearing a 20th century diving suit walking around with a drill in one hand and his fingers seizuring in the other, preying on little girls wearing dresses. If you see a man fitting any of this description, please, keep your children far away and alert the authorities immediately. Thank you.
Big Daddy = Armored pedophile
I think this could be a trap… but I could be wrong. :D
So you have a choice:
Either become a pedophile (Y)
Or become a child murderer (X)
…I'll take X….It's more MANLY! Plus, it will look good on my criminal record!
What would YOU choose?
Bioshock 2 owners, ASSEMBLE!
Senax, standing by!
Have a seat, right over there, would you kindly?
Signs of spending too much time on the internet.
#1: Immediately associating any little girl you see with Chris Hansen.
*presses Y*
:)
*Chris Hansen appears*
:(
Only this big daddy will be protecting her from those darned boys!
Girl: Oh no! Dad's home!
Boy: So?
Girl: He's VERY protective!
Boy: It's not like we were doing anythi-
-- Big daddy bursts through the door and impales boy with drill --
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Why is she so cute?!
But officer! I was only going to give her this giant syringe so she could use it on corpses.
On a side note every time I see the Big Daddy in Bioshock 2 I keep seeing Bomberman. Once it is seen it truly cannot be unseen!
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I just had the same problem yesterday… then i screamed and ran way while told everybody: watch out for the big daddy!!!
I will never be able to un-see this…